You.
Who?
Drex.
[gasping]
Ah, poor Ray. Ha-ha.
Did you wanna nut cluster?
You know I did!
[screaming]
You know, ha, I always thought this would be harder, Henry.
Oh and one more thing,
I was always the better sidekick.
[grunting]
[laughing]
The Time Jerker's time portal.
Get away from that thing!
No, I don't think I will.
Drex, get away from it!
I know what you're doing!
[arguing]
Oh, hello, everyone.
Shut up!
Oh my.
Alright now.
Looks like my ride's here.
Well, this has been fun.
See ya... some other time.
No!
Alright guys, hold on to your hoses!
[screaming]
[coughing]
Uh.
Oh.
What happened? I can't see anything.
[fighting]
Who's screaming?
Did the Omega Weapon work? Am I still bald?
- Yeah, it worked. - So, we won?
I don't think so.
This town's about to have a serious case of Captain Man-nesia.
Because no one will remember you because I'm gonna use the memory--
- Yeah, we got it! - We know!
What is that? Some kind of crazy box with a wide hose bottom?
Why don't I show you?
No, D-- Drex! Don't do it, Drex!
No, I mean it!
I got it!
Drex!
Hey!
Hey, let me in!
Leave 'em alone!
Ah!
[fighting]
Stay down!
Hello, idiots.
Would either of you morons like to share my pie?
He called us morons.
Yeah, I heard him.
And I don't like your attitude.
Well, then... do something.
[fighting]
Scary.
Almost dropped my pie.
It's 1989... we've no idea where--
There look!
Drex, how dare he buy a snow cone... here... in the past.
Jerk.
[fighting]
[screaming]
[fighting]
Say goodbye to your hero.
No, no.
[screaming]
No! No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
Good thing he's indestructible.
Oh, wait... he's not.
[laughing]
[fighting]
And now it's the viral video everyone's talking about.
As you can see, the fugitive known only as Drex
is spanking our very own Kid Danger.
♪ - Hanky, spanky, spanky your bum ♪ - Really?
♪ - Doo dah, doo dah ♪ - Come on!
♪ Spanky, spanky, spank your bum ♪
♪ - All the doo dah day ♪ - Dude, stop!
Hey! Make sure you get this on video.
No. No!
- Wait, where was I? - Don't do that.
Uh, yes, that's right.
♪ Spank your butt all night Spank your butt all day ♪
Hey, will you turn that off?
And thanks to Kid Danger's new and unexplained lightning speed,
he was able to completely frustrate and enrage Drex, who we all hate.
[fighting]
Oh man, that's fun to watch.
It sure is. Now let's take a look at some of Kid Danger's greatest "hits".
♪ Spank your butt all night Spank your butt all day ♪
♪ Spank your butt 'til it's red and sore Wow, I hate your face ♪
Ooh!
[cheering]
[fighting]
You... are... the worst... sidekick... ever!
[fighting]
[screaming]