OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR--
YOU KNOW AND LOVE -- >> AH AH AH AH.
>> James: WHAT WAS THAT?
OKAY IT STOPPED.
LET'S CARRY ON.
HE'S AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW FILM--
(GROANING) >> JAMES: WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT IS THAT AN OLD BANANA -- THAT'S DISGUSTING.
HANG ON, IS THAT LOUIS?
>> YES.
YES, IT IS.
PLEASE HELP ME.
YOU GOT TO GET ME DOWN!
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
>> JAMES: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
>> I'VE BEEN STUCK UP HERE SINCE THE SUPERHERO GAME WE PLAYED
WITH REGINA KING.
>> JAMES: WE DID A SUPERHERO GAME?
>> YES!
I WAS BANANA MAN.
YOU MUST REMEMBER.
>> JAMES: BANANA MAN?
HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING WHERE.
>> PLAYING CLIP.
>> JAMES: OH, YEAH.
THAT WAS LIKE OVER A MONTH AGO.
JUDGE DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?
>> I TRIED, BUT NO ONE HEARD ME!
THEN I GOT LOST LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT.
PLEASE, CAN SOMEONE GET ME DOWN?
I CAN'T STAY UP HERE ANY LONGER.
THE ONLY THING I'VE EATEN IN OVER A MONTH IS A BANANA AND A
SMALL FAMILY OF OPOSSUMS.
>> JAMES: OH MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIFIC.
>> YOU KNOW, THEY WERE STRANGELY DELICIOUS.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE?
>> JAMES: NO, I HAVEN'T.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> I'M STUCK IN THE RAFTERS!
THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!
CAN YOU LET ME DOWN?
PLEASE!
I THINK THIS SUIT IS STUCK TO MY SKIN!
AAAAGHH, THE CHAFFING!
SO MUCH CHAFFING!
>> JAMES: OKAY, LOUIS, LOOK.
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW RIGHT NOW.
OKAY?
WE'RE ALL PRETTY BUSY.
I PROMISE YOU AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE, SOMEONE WILL GET YOU DOWN?
OKAY?
>> REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, JAMES.
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
YOU REALLY ARE.
>> JAMES: NO PROBLEM.
RIGHT, WHERE WERE WE?
OKAY, OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A--
>> JAMES?
JAMES!
>> JAMES: WHAT NOW?
>> I'M SORRY, IT JUST-- CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME
WATER?
MY MOUTH IS SO DRY.3 IT'S JUST SO DRY.
>> James: OKAY, WELL, I'VE ONLY GOT THIS MUG.
>> THAT'S FINE.
JUST THROW IT UP HERE.
I JUST NEED A DROP ON MY TONGUE.
IT'S JUST SO DRY.
>> JAMES: REALLY?
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO WORK.
I'LL TRY.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
READY, HOW WAS THAT?
>> IT'S NOT IN MY MOUTH.
I NEED IT IN MY MOUTH.
IT'S JUST SO DRY.
>> JAMES: CAN YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
>> IT'S JUST SO DRY.
>> JAMES: OH, I KNOW.
I'VE GOT A BOTTLE OF WATER IN MY DRAWER.
YOU READY?
CATCH THIS.
YOU SURE?
>> OOOH, RIGHT IN MY YUM-YUMS.
>> JAMES: SORRY ABOUT THAT.
HANG ON, DID YOU SAY YOUR "YUM-YUMS?"
>> YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT IN THE LUNCHABLES.
THE DINGLY DELL.
OOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> JAMES: LOOK, I'M SORRY, LOUIS, BUT WE'VE GOT TO GET ON
WITH THE SHOW.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THE LAST FIVE
MINUTES.
JUST HANG IN THERE, OKAY?
RIGHT, LET'S START AGAIN.
OKAY HERE WE GO.
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING--
>> (SOBBING) OH, MY GOD, I'M GOING TO DIE UP
HERE.
>> JAMES: PLEASE, BE QUIET!
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE UP THERE, OKAY?
>> I AM.
I'M GOING TO DIE UP HERE.
DRESSED LIKE A STUPID PRICK.
I'M GOING TO FIND ANOTHER WAY OUT.
>> James: CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET CAN YOU?
JUST BE QUIET!
WHERE WAS I?
HE'S AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, WHO STARS IN THE NEW FILM "THE
COURIER" AS WELL AS THE BAFTA-NOMINATED "THE
MAURITANIAN."
THE WONDERFUL, THE DASHING, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS HERE
ON THE SHOW!
LOOK AT THIS MAN, HOW ARE YOU, BENEDICT, WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE
YOU ZOOMING IN FROM RIGHT NOW?
>> I AM ZOOMING INTO SURE, DEEPEST DARKEST SURRY.
>> James: SO EXCITING.
YOU MORE THAN ANYONE I KNOW, YOU HAD QUITE A PRODUCTIVE
QUARANTINE.
WHAT ARE YOU UP OTHE?
>> I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE IN NEW ZEALAND.
I WAS FILMING A FANTASTIC -- >> I'M SORRY I CAN FIX THIS.
I'LL FIX IT, I'LL FIX IT.
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT JUST HAPPENED JAMES?
>> James: SORRY BENEDICT BUT ONE OF OUR WRITERS JUST FELL
FROM THE RAFTERS.
>> IS THAT HIM?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> I'M FEELING GOOD ACTUALLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE RUSH FROM THE FALL BUT I'M FEELING
REALLY ALIVE.
WHOA.
>> YES YOU ARE THAT IS LUCKY, A FRIEND OF MINE WORKS ON A FILM,
HE GOT INTO SOME WILD WORK AND HE INJURED HIMSELF, HIS BACK AND
IT COST HIM LIKE $5.
APPROXIMATELY.
>> OW, MY BACK!
OW, MY BACK I JUST BROKE IT.
>> James: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE FINE.
>> I THINK HE ALSO BROKE HIS ARM AS WELL.
>> IT'S IN MY BACK.
>> THAT SOUNDS PRETTY BAD, THAT SOUNDS QUITE SERIOUS.
YOU SHOULD GET AHOLD OF THE LAWYER.
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THE E-MAIL MY GUY USED.
JAMES YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU FILLED OUT ALL THE PROPER
PAPERWORK DON'T WE?
>> James: CAN WE MUTE BENEDICT, MUTE BENEDICT.
>> E-MAIL E-MAIL, AND SOME WATER, I REALLY NEED SOME WATER.
>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.
COME TO COMMERCIAL!
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