- My first trick shot!
- Oh!
- Boom, got it! - Oh!
- There we go. - At the same time.
- No practice, then. - No practice.
- No practices.
- One shot.
- Oh! - So close, bro!
- So close, bro!
(drums and horn)
- All right, guys, here we are, we're in Maine,
and we're gonna do another edition of Coyote's Cribs.
Or I should say, the Brave Wilderness Team's Cribs,
because this is where we've been staying
for the last couple of days,
and we're right on the waterfront here,
so it's been pretty awesome.
A little low tide right now, a little foggy.
We've had some really beautiful days out here,
but it just so happened,
this day has got the classic Maine fog,
socked-in look, which I think suits it.
So, without further ado, let's grab our cameras,
and go check out this house.
All right, Mario, I'm coming around.
Look at that.
America.
Beautiful.
All right, here we go. - All right.
Let's see if anyone's home, ready?
- Yep.
("Shave And A Haircut" knock)
You did tell them we were doing this, right?
- Uh, yeah, I hope he's ...
- There we go, there he is!
- What's up?
Hey guys, how are ya?
- We're doing good.
- Come on inside!
Welcome, welcome, welcome, aw, look at all this room!
We are in Harpswell, Maine, right now,
and this is another edition of On Location, Coyote's Crib.
We're gonna take you on a tour of a house,
that I don't actually own!
We're gonna explore the bedrooms, the bathrooms,
the upstairs, the downstairs, the nooks, the crannies,
the trinkets, you name it, if we have it,
you're gonna see it.
Are you guys ready?
- [Both] I'm ready!
- Okay, let's go this way!
Woo, now, last time, we almost forgot about Mark's room.
So today, we're gonna look at Mark's room first.
Let's see what he's got.
- I hope I cleaned this.
- Check this spacious spread out!
Man, Mark, look at this horse.
- Looks cozy in here.
- What kind of horse is that horse?
Well, it's a horse, of course.
Pretty fancy horse.
This is Mark's bed, this is where he sleeps.
Look at these pillows!
Is this a comfortable bed? - It is.
- Oh man, I think it's more comfortable than my bed.
What's over here?
- It was comfortable.
- Aw, man check that out, we've got some photos.
I love everything that's on the walls in this house,
and as you can see, I'm obviously a giant
because I can touch the ceiling.
I feel like LeBron James in this house right now.
Normally, I can't touch the ceiling.
Even you can touch the ceiling, Mario.
Woo, that's an awesome room, so,
whenever you have an episode like this,
and I know last time we were trying to reference MTV Cribs,
I don't think some of you have seen MTV Cribs,
and everybody was like,
"Coyote, how much sugar did you eat?"
I didn't eat any sugar this morning.
Let's look in the fridge and show you guys
how much food we really have with sugar.
(sad piano music)
- That's a little sparse.
Who ate all our food?
- Where'd all the food go?
What, somebody ate all our food.
Must have been the Maine Sasquatch,
but he left behind the blueberries, check that out!
- Blueberries, blueberries, blueberries.
- Yeah, that's my favorite, right there.
- Put a whole-
That's where you get your energy from.
- Blueberries provide so much natural energy!
- Maine blueberries.
- As you can see, we also have water,
and my personal favorite, tuna fish.
This is like cat food in a can,
but it tastes amazing.
(crunch) All right, let's go this way!
Wow!
Now, sometimes, I sit on this couch right here,
I'm gonna finish my carrot.
I've got these binoculars.
- Ooh, do you bird or something?
Is that for birding out the win ...
I mean, we have all these windows.
- There are a lot of great windows for birding,
but actually, I use this to watch the TV.
And I'll tell you what, it looks like a big screen TV,
when you're looking through the binoculars.
All right, let's move on.
Woo!
Hup!
I'm not allowed to go over there, though.
You see that? - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
- I'm not too close.
- This is uh, this is my area.
- That's Mark's gear.
- Just stay back.
- Coyote doesn't touch the camera gear,
but what I am allowed to touch,
is this little workstation right here, check it out.
Oh, cool, look at this!
"Which scorpion's sting is worse" is actually trending
number eight in the world right now.
Why don't I go ahead and answer somebody's comment?
Josh Georgeson says, "are they poisonous?"
No, George, they're not poisonous,
they're actually venomous.
I will write back to you,
after we're done filming this video.
All right, let's go in this corner over here.
- Hey, what's this?
- Ooh, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, no, we'll get to that later.
Don't look inside of the bubbling black box.
Head that way. - Why can't I look in there?
- That's for later, guys, I promise we'll get
to see what's in there, but not until the end of the video.
Oh, this is actually one of my favorite spots in the house,
all the way on the other side of the room,
this is the media chair.
I put my feet up like this,
and then I crank up my boombox.
- A boo, a what?
- A boombox, kids, in case you didn't know,
this plays not only CDs, it also plays cassettes.
Check this out. (mimics hydraulic whine)
- Is that were you put the uh- - Dah, don't touch!
Nope, that's where you put in the cassette tape.
No MP3s up in this house.
We're old-school. - What's a cassette tape?
- Look it up on the Internet.
Trust me, it's good stuff.
Okay, let's move on.
Love that boombox.
♪ Bom bom, ba ba bom bom,
check it out!
It's the bathroom!
Which also doubles as the laundry room.
There's a dryer, and a washer, from, like, 1985.
And right behind me here, this, is the shower.
This's where I clean up after a hard day's adventure
out there filming episodes for the Brave Wilderness channel.
♪ La la la la la
Okay.
Let's look over here.
- A wooden toilet seat!
- A wooden toilet seat?
And this is where I take care of business.
We call it seeing a man about a horse.
And there's some quotes on the wall that I can read.
"Don't wait for your ship to come in, row out to meet it."
Dad.
And it's Father's Day, that's a perfect quote.
Okay, let's go this way!
Now, if you thought that the downstairs was exciting,
just wait until we go upstairs.
Are, you, ready?
- [Both] Let's do it!
- Okay!
Oh, but be careful, the stairwell is kinda tight.
Gotta work your way up this direction.
Oh, man I hope you guys are excited,
because we've just entered, my bedroom! (imitates airhorn)
First let's check out what Little Coyote's up to.
Hey, buddy, how's it goin'?
- Hey, everybody, hope you're having fun
out there in YouTube land, I caught a giant turtle today.
- Actually, little Coyote has his own bed.
Check out this mansionous spread, right?
Unbelievable, you got Little Coyote and his turtle,
sleep on this bed, and I sleep,
over here, with these giant fish!
As you can see, they do have spikes
on their back dorsal fin there, ready?
One,
two,
- Don't do it, don't do it!
- Oh, not on this edition, huh?
Let's go in here.
Oh, it's Mario's room!
♪ Bam bam bam bam, ba bam
What, Mario, you've got this entire space to yourself.
Do you really need four beds?
Look at this.
- One, two, three, four beds!
- Oh, and here's Mini Mario!
- Hi guys, oh, my hat fell off, oh my goodness.
I'm just here on location right now.
I can't see anything.
Boom.
- Let's go this way.
- Man, these stairs are steep.
- I love this house.
Now, if you thought the inside of the house was exciting,
just wait until we go outside.
I've got a big surprise for you guys.
Are you ready?
- Ready. - Let's go!
(military drums)
- Here we go, you ready? - Ready.
- Shh.
This is, the super-cool hangout fort!
Slide the screen door open, check it out!
Woo, how cool is this?
- This is awesome.
- That chandelier's super cool.
- You can sit in this chair,
you can sit in this chair,
you can sit on that futon, or my personal favorite,
is this tiny little chair here,
and this really ancient FM/AM Panasonic radio, aw.
Look how cute it is. - Does it work?
(static)
("Feel It Still" by Portugal. The Man)
- You've got some tunes.
- It's Portugal. The Man.
- Yeah, that is Portugal. The Man.
- Hey, we like those guys!
- Hey, guys, Portugal. The Man., John,
if you guys are watching, you're actually
on the radio, right now, this ancient AM/FM Panasonic radio,
in the middle of Harpswell, Maine.
That is pretty awesome.
All right, so I know you guys were super excited
about that black bubbling box that we had
up in the family room.
I know Mark was pretty excited about it.
Like a little kid in a candy shop.
- Let's go check it out!
- So I'm sure at this point, you guys are all saying
to yourselves, "What's in the box, what's in the box?"
Let's go inside and find out what's in the box.
- My first trick shot!
- Oh!
- There's a horseshoe for you, Mark.
- Oh, I got red, favorite color.
- Red, that matches your shirt.
Mario, blue, that matches your shirt,
and I will be the yellow.
Because that's kinda green, and it kinda matches my shirt.
So we're all gonna throw at the exact same time.
- Here we go, ready?
- Ready?
Mario, are you ready?
- Okay.
- Here we go.
- At the exact same time.
- No practice. - No practice.
- No practicing. - One shot.
(buzzer)
- Oh, so close, bro!
- So close, bro!
Well, let's head up to the house,
and see what's inside the box.
(ding)
(clank)
(clatter)
- All right, guys, it is time to find out,
what, is inside,
of this box.
Are you ready?
- What could it be?
- One,
two,
three.
- Oh, lobsters!
- Lobsters!
- These, are the three lobsters,
that were used in the filming of the lobster pinch episode,
all of which are saved and are now going to be released
back out into the ocean.
- Coyote, what are those bubbles there?
- Ah, this is so that the water stays perfectly aerated,
and the lobsters stay alive.
The water's very cool, kept in the shade,
and aerated, so, they are healthy, they are happy,
and they're about to be released back out into the wild.
All right, I'm gonna put Lonnie in here first.
Woo, he's leaking water everywhere.
In you go, buddy, there you go, I know, it's a tight fit.
Then we're gonna put Angry Andy,
there you go, buddy, in the bucket.
And last but not least, little Lucy.
There you go!
All right, guys, let's head down to the ocean.
- So it's low tide right now.
- It is low tide, we've gotta walk way out there.
But that's good, because that means
when the tide comes back in, the water's gonna get real deep
and the lobsters are gonna be further out
than if we had just released them right on the shoreline.
The first one to be released, is going to be Little Lucy.
Let me take the rubber band off her crusher claw there,
here we go.
(triumphant orchestral music)
(bubbling)
Next up,
big old Lonnie.
Hi buddy, whoa, he's a beaster.
(triumphant orchestral music)
And just as I promised, Angry Andy,
it's time to release you back out into the wild.
Look at that, he's even waving goodbye.
- See ya, buddy.
- Bye, buddy.
Woo, all right, well,
all three lobsters are back off and into the wild.
And that wraps up another special edition
of On Location, Coyote's Crib.
I'm Coyote Peterson.
Be brave, stay wild, we'll see you on the next location.
(funky bass and drums)
- All right, that's a wrap.
Off to the next location.
- [Coyote] If you thought this crib was incredible,
make sure to go back and take a tour
of the house in Tucson, Arizona,
where we found a Gila monster in our backyard.
And don't forget, subscribe,
so you can join me and the crew on our next location.
(growl) (howl)