- This is King’s Landing! Everyone should shut up!
- Winter is here!
- Welcome to the Bustle Breakdown!
- Where we breakdown the shows we all love. I’m Daenerys I mean, Cynia.
- And I’m Jon Snow, AKA: Vanessa.
And today, we’re talking about…
- Game of Thrones!
- G-O-T, G-O-T.
- So much has happened.
- We waited like 2 years —
- 2 years.
- — for this to come back. Like, I’ve never waited that long for anything.
- Patiently waiting.
- Patient.
- I didn’t get on the forums, I didn’t send a tweet, I just bided my time.
- I definitely didn’t send letters to George R.R Martin being like, what are you doing?
- [laughter]
- And also how do you remember what happened two years ago?
- I definitely don’t, but I think it’d be super useful if we did the breakdown.
- Oh yes yes okay.
- So, 60 seconds or less, we’re going to get you up to speed.
- There’s so much.
- There’s so much, do you think you can do it?
- Um, yes.
- Three, two, one.
- Jon Snow and Dani finally get together.
- Egh! My God the tension yes, but also like ew because they’re like, aunt and nephew?
- So weird.
- So like that’s — - Very gross.
- But also not the only insest in the show so who knows.
- And they don’t know that they’re aunt and nephew so it’s like…
- How’s that going to come up? - I’ll let y’all live until the next family reunion.
- Right. That happened after all the people got together. - Right! King’s Landing!
- It was like a meeting of the minds. Yeah, King’s Landing. And they were like,
let's have a truce because there’s like the undead coming to kill us all so let’s put our war on hold-
And Cersei was like, fine, but only if you don’t pledge allegiance to me or Daenerys.
- And it’s like, too late — allegiance already pledged.
- Sorry! Pledge-- - I won’t tell!
- more than pledged I would say at this point.
- And then also, uh, Little Finger is dead.
- [gasp] - Yeah!
- Little Finger is dead! Rest in peace that little baby mustache. So gross.
- Sansa and Arya killed him, which is great, and also um, one of uh…
- Ice dragon! - An ice dragon!
- Oh my gosh can you believe it! - What does it mean!
- Then the Night King and his army took down the wall!
- Oh my gosh! - THE wall.
And we don’t know who lived!
- That’s it! The time is up! Oh my gosh that was hard. I almost sweat off my wig.
- Oh! But there is one big thing we totally forgot!
- What?
- How bad Melisandre is at making predictions.
- She is so bad. And it is her only job.
- Literally, one thing. - It is the only thing she is there to do.
And she can’t do it.
- “You told everyone Stanis was the one! You had him believing it! All of them fooled, and you lied.”
- “I didn’t lie! I was wrong.”
- Oh! But you know who’s really good at predictions?
- We are.
-Holla! It’s time for...
- Predictaball!
- I know everything that’s going to happen.
- Alright ready? First up: Jon and Daenerys find out that they’re related but they keep doing it.
-Ew! Okay. Little Finger? He’s coming back as one of the undead. He’s going to kill Cersei.
- Agh! - Bye girl.
- Okay! I’m obsessed with what you just said, but also I think Tyrion is going to kill Cersei
because there is just too much, like, unfinished business emotionally there and it’s just going to happen.
-The ice dragons, I think he’s going to have something to do with, like the undead, because they seem like they’re made of snow.
- They do. Yeah. Yeah.
I think that everyone’s going to find out that Melisandre is old as hell.
That’s she’s just like a super old witch, livin’ in a bathtub.
- I predict that the undead eventually will like, not be as stigmatized, and they’ll start to just live amongst like everyone else.
- And everyone has like, those “coexist” bumper stickers?
- Yes! - Okay.
- People fear what they don’t understand. But once they get ‘em they’re like “Oh? You like ice cream, too?”
- Ball’s in your court, HBO.
- Hey, I have an idea.
- What’s that?
- Since we’re talking about, like, ultimate battles and all this stuff, what if we have a little battle of our own?
- You’re going down!
- Okay. - I’m sorry! I’m so competitive.
- No, I love that.
What do you think, like 30 seconds? Like, guess the Game of Thrones vocabulary?
- Oh! Sure, that sounds great.
- And… here we go.
This is the place where like, all the big meetings happen it’s uh, where the Lannisters live-
- King’s Landing!
- Yes! Uh, name of the show?
- Game of Thrones.
- Great. This is the guy who, uh, you’re allergic to this.
-Oh! Peas.
- Okay, but what do they live in?
- Oh Pod!
- Yes, um okay, so sad, the guy was carrying, was working like with Bran and—
- Hodor! Hodor! - Yes, yes, yes!
Um the season we’ve been waiting for and now it’s here?
- Winter is here! Season…
- Winter, winter. Um, the undead, what are they called? The…
-White walkers! - Yeah! Time’s up. -
- Wow. You got 6.
- Well knock me over with a feather!
I am going to give you some toughies.
- Okay, I’m ready.
- After 5pm it’s what?
- Night.
- Okay, and they… - Night’s watch!
- Oh! This is a hard one.
There’s a lot of Mills and like, the midwest that you know…
- Wind?
- No, old, old, old school not coal but-
- Cotton?
- No, no, no, metal.
- Iron?
- No. - The iron throne!
- No, no, no, no I’ll skip it. Um...
- Oh, um, Valyrian Steel!
- Yes! Okay, this is who I am right now.
- Daenerys. -Oh, but, what’s her other…?
- Khaleesi. - Yes! Okay um...
When you’re not a queen you’re a…
- King!
- Okay.
- Oh, we’re over.
- Because you won I think you should get to choose which dragon is yours.
- I’ve waited my whole life for this.
- I’m so happy for you. I’m not even jealous.
- I’m going for this little green guy.
- He’s cute.
- He just looks happy to be here.
- He is. Yeah. So that means I have this little guy.
- Scary!
- That’s it for the Bustle Breakdown of Game of Thrones.
- Don’t forget to comment below if we missed anything big or if you have different predictions.
- That’s it.
- Buh bye! - Bye!
- Winter is here! - Ah! Finally, I’m ready for winter!