(SMG4 Intro)
(SMG4 Logo Appears)
(Mario and SMG4 staring at each other)
(Staring again)
(Changing into weird faces)
Mario: Let's-a-play, heh?
SMG4: Yay yeah!
SMG4: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Mario: (Rage like an Angry German Kid)
SMG4: Run bitch! Run!
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAH!
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Explosion)
Mario: Mamaf***er!
Mario: (Italian gibberish)
(Mario and SMG4 staring angrily)
X: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?
SMG4 and Mario: NO!
Mario: NOO, GOD!
War of the FAT ITALIANS 2015!
Mario: NOOOOOOOO!!
(Mario and SMG4 yelling)
Po: Eh oh!
SMG4: AHH!
Tinky Winky: Eh oh!
SMG4: OH MY GOD!
SMG4: OH MY GOD! AH!
Weird Old Man La La: I'm a fifteen year old girl. Wanna cyber?
SMG4: AHHHHHHH!
Mario: Looks like a MARIO win, this time!
Toad: I LOVE YOU MARIO!
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Mario and SMG4 start painting)
Peach: Oh, hahah!
Mario: Here we go!
(Show the paint)
Peach: WHAT THE **** IS THAT?!
(Drumroll)
SMG4: JUST LIKE THE REAL THING ISN'T IT?
SMG4: OOHHOOHOO!
Mario: NGGGGH!! MAMA****ER!
Go Weegee! (many times)
(Mario can't take it anymore)
(Mingles on Mario)
Mario: AAAAAAAUGH!!!!
(Mario's head exploded)
(Mario's head falling off)
(Ouch!)
Mario: mama mia....
Mario: Wahoohoo! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Mario: Wah! Whaaaaaa!
A... sonic? :hudhuasbduasdnbuinckiubck,ujrebva
Retarded sonic: Please... kill me...
Retarded sonic: OUAHGOU
Sanic: (gasp) You're too slow!
(Sanic raping Ugly Sonic)
Old Man: GARLGAGARGARLGRAL
Mario: Oooh..
Mario: (Italian gibberish)
Mario: Hey! Are you ready to Mario-cise?
Mario: Boing!
Patient: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mario: Doh,
Patient: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mario: C'mon!
Patient: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Ripped off)
Mario: Mario think you fantastic.
Robotnik: NNNNGGGGGHHHHH!!!
Mario: Okey dokey! Get ready to move your penis.
-Vacuum whirs-
-Vacuum whirs- -POP!-
-Vacuum whirs- -Robotnik screams-
Mario: Pizza! Pizza who! Pizza da heck out of me!
-PAWNCH- Mario: OOOF!
Mario: Wahoo! I'm the winner!
Chica: PIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Mario screams-
Chica: PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA
Chica: Boc bawk! Boc bawk! Boc boc boc bawk!
Mario: Hey stinky!
Chica: PIIIIIIIIIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
-PINGAS-
Mario: AHEHEH! AHEHEH! HEHEHE
-Plants vs. Zombies Theme-
Chica: Pizza.....
Chica: PIIIZZAAAAA!!!
Chica: PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA
Chica: PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA -SMG4 screams-
Chica: PIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZAPIZZA
(PY: -he believes he can flyyyyyyyy-)
(PY: -he believes he can flyyyyyyyy-) nope
Chica: pppppiiiiiizzzzaaaaa
SMG4: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Mario: Mama miaaaaaaaaa...
Chica: Pizza? Pizza.
-Mario screams-
Chica: PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA
Mario: Ooof!
Chica: Piiiizzaaaaaaaaaa.....
Mario: OooOOOoOOhh....
-buuurp-
Mario: Yummy!
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Boo: mmmmmmmm... PEEKABOO!
Mario: Oooooh.... Very scary.
Boo: uuuuuuhhhhhh...
Boo: GET IN MAH BELLEH
SMG4: OH WHAT THE FU- Mario: aAaaAAaaaaAaA
Mario: aAaaAAaaaaAaA
Mario head: Oh, boy.
Mario: Yippee!!
Mario: Let's-a-go!
Mario: Hey stinky!
Mario head: woohoo! hello!
Mario: Take-a-that!
Mario head: Wooooaaaaaahhhh!
Mario: HADOUUUKEN!
Mario head: WaaaAAaAaAoooouuuu!!!
Mario: It's-a-MARIO TIME! Oh yes!
Mario head: Thank you very much, thank you, thank you,
SMG4:AAAAOUGH!
-shotgun-
-I AM DEAD, not big suprise.-
Mario: FFFFUUUUUUU
-WALUIGI LAWNCHER-
-BOOM!-
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAH! wah.
Mario: Wahoo!
-WALUIGI LAWNCHER-
Mario: Lets-a-go!
-Mario loads tons of bombs into Waluigi's butt-
Waluigi: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
-BOOM-
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11!!!!
Mario: Oh yes! I'm da winner!
SMG4: AAAAUUGGGHHHHH
SMG4: **********
Mario: Woohoo!
SMG4- NONONONO, NONONO, NONONNONONONO!
Mario: Hmmmmmmm?
-Tubby custard, Tubby custard, Tubby custard-
Mario: EEEEP!
-Tons of luigi sounds-
Mario: It's-a-me, mario! Here we go!
Mario: WAAAAaaaaAAA!
Luigi doll: Yah!
Mario: Mama f***er!
Luigi doll: Yaho! Mario: Waaaaaaaah!
Luigi doll: wow! (PY: lol)
Luigi doll: Oh yeah!
Luigi doll: Oitchee gotchee!
Luigi Doll: Oiiitttchhheeee Goiittcheee!
Mario: Oh-hoooohoohoo nom-nom-nom Oh yeah!
SMG4: YOU SON OF A B*TCH!
-Tank makes train noises- (PY: I guess you could say it's a TANK engine :D)
-Drumroll, please-
(Mario and SMG4 shocked)
Frankie: It's muffin time! Who wants a muffin?
Frankie: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
Mario: No!
Mario: WOOOOAAAAH!!!!
PINGAS ROBOT: SnooPING AS usual, I see?
SMG4: AAAAOUH!
Frankie: Why won't you let me die!?
PINGAS UFOS: PINGAS usual PINGAS usual Mario: WAAAaaAAaAAAaaaAaah.......
Mario: WAAAaaAAaAAAaaaAaah.......
-Justin Bieber Crap-
-Mario and SMG4- NOOO GOD AAAAH PLEASE NO
Toads: LET IT GOOOO! LET IT GOOO!!!! -MORE CRAP-
♪Super Sonic Racing♪
JIGGLYPUFF! JIGGLY!
Giga Yoshi: DR. OCTA-MOTHAF*CKING-GONAPUS!
BRLBRLBRL!
(PY: -so much crap that the volume spikes in the sub screen are at max-)
SMG4: NO, NO, NOOO
Mario: I AM ON FIRE!
Old lady: RAISINS
Weegees: GO WEEGEE
-CRAP-
-too much crap and everyone yelling-
(Disappeared)
Mario: HOOH, HOOH, HOOH,
X: STUPID RAP BATTLES OF ITALIANS!!!!
Mario: PINGAS
Mario: BIATCH
Mario: YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!!!