The following trailer is rated "H" for "Honest".
From the creators of extremely niche weeaboo fighting games
and the anime classic about screaming until you're blonde
comes a match made in heaven that will have you saying:
"I have absolutely no idea what's going on."
Dragon Ball FighterZ.
Fighter Z?
Fighter Zed?
Whatever!
Discover the potential of Arc System Works' powerful anime engine
as they apply their technical wizardry to a series that people without body pillows care about,
and lift Dragon Ball out of a decades-long doldrum of weird 3D fighters
that, at their very best, have gamers saying:
"Well, It's good for a Dragon Ball game."
That finally delivers the balls to the wall traditional fighter the series deserves
that will make you feel as if you're playing the anime itself...
without having to wait for three episodes of characters charging up their giant energy dongs.
You know, if you really miss it, just imagine that's what they're doing during those longass load times.
Strap on the goofy breastplates of Dragon Ball's mightiest fighters
and pick from a cavalcade of gi-wearing Aryans
and pick from a cavalcade of gi-wearing Aryans...I mean Saiyans,
that mix heroes and villains from the classic series,
with a few new faces from Super and their own OC,
as you choose your trio of characters for their synergistic play style.
Scrub it up with three flavors of Goku:
Scrub it up with three flavors of Goku: vanilla,
Scrub it up with three flavors of Goku: vanilla, bubblegum
Scrub it up with three flavors of Goku: vanilla, bubblegum and Hot Topic,
or experience the canon-breaking insanity of Tien beating the living s#!t out of Frieza.
Chiaotzu! Noooo!
I still have plenty of meter!
Charge headfirst into FighterZ explosive battle system
that combines Marvel vs. Capcom style 3v3 battles,
Guilty Gear-esque bursts,
teleports and flying dashes,
a dedicated fireball button,
screen-filling super moves
and occasional dragon summoning
to create a technically rich brawler with enough depth to satisfy fighting game vets,
despite simple controls and one button combos
that will let anyone mash their way to some awesome explosions.
Look, I don't actually care about winning,
I just wanna see someone get kicked through a mountain!
Slog through Dragon Ball FighterZ's story mode--
a throwaway sidestory built to justify an endless series of boring AI fights
that still has enough cheeky references to tickle the most hardcore fan's Dragon BALLZ.
Then discover the true depths of the game's fanservice
as you combine character matchups and certain stages to reveal iconic cutscenes from the series
in crowd-pleasing moments that will soothe the brutal wounds your ego took
from getting your ass beat online by people that actually know how to play fighting games.
There's just...something cathartic about watching Yamcha get blown up over and over again, ya know?
So charge up that ki
and get ready to turn your eyebrows into extra hair
for a Dragon Ball fighting game that knocks it out of the park so hard
they may never be able to top it,
unless, of course, they add Dragon Ball Z's far and away best character:
Mr. Sátán!
[Mr. Satan screams]
[KLUNK!]
Starring...
MILF,
And...
Dragon Vs. BallZ.
Say what you want about the story mode, but Gotenks and Ginyu Force arguing about poses is canonical gold.
Comment below on what you want me to read in my epic voice!
"Throw your handshakes in the air, and tidewave it like you just don't care"
"We all live in a Game with no extra lives"
"There are consequences to killing a god"
"I identify as a hamburger, and I want to be eaten."