hey everyone and welcome back to our channel we're dos cavazos and this is episode five of season
five of rick and morty so the last episode was a weird one yeah we didn't really like it not really
at all especially it kind of lingered with you and haunted you all week at least it didn't mean
anyway yeah so hopefully this week's a better episode i'm curious to see like what kind of
how they're gonna come what are they gonna do yeah where they're gonna go from here you
know we've been seeing a lot of fun theories that um potentially maybe this is not even our
version of rick and morty um which i mean is not out of the realm of possibility no portal gun
at all this season yeah that's pretty interesting that's intentional you know it has to be like
why would they go now four episodes into this new season without it at all like no peak of it at all
and then also rick has just acted a little bit different like this entire season but you know
i didn't really pick up on that until about the last episode and i was just kind of thinking like
i feel like our rick would have figured this out and i know some of you guys out there are probably
gonna be like no there's no continuity whatever whatever whatever we like to enjoy the continuity
aspects of this show and i like to think at least theorize you know maybe this isn't our rig maybe
what if and i threw this out i think in the last episode what if this is the start of evil morty
like what if this is evil morty right now because this morty has been doing some crazy [ __ ] this
season i mean he has been doing some weird stuff yeah i mean there's tons of possibilities or maybe
they just you know had a kind of a weird episode i mean that's a possibility too um regardless i'm
excited to see what this week's episode is about hopefully we can move away from the incest joke
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into this episode sky's night how did you start having guys nights jerry and rick have a guy's
night yeah i know i want you to like my stupid husband oh well then except that friday nights
are all about rick and jerry we're bud this really doesn't seem like our wreck you know how he feels
about jerry friend coming over your family what friends i just told your sister no party it's one
friend that's a party to you but it's bruce check back wait what mom let me already have one friend
over i think it's in our best interest to work as a team yeah most people would call that family
how do you like it or you're sexist what what can i do the hell cube this time sure pal hell cube
come on jerry j it's an evil cube just shake it until it draws blood what the heck jerry
exquisite finery this evening are you having a bad time because to us a bad time yeah a good
time because you guys are like oscar the [ __ ] grouch we love suffering therefore we
love hanging out with jerry his lameness is all candy yeah i got that but when is
enough gonna be enough when we decide you've really said you're dead for those faulty skin
he's like doing it because like i guess he owes them a debt and
all right we're seeing a little more like rick yeah
i'd be like i don't feel like rick would do this just because he wanted to no morty wait okay
hasn't done anything embarrassing yet unlimited potential here's something kind of cool um from
every dimension oh it's an interdimensional cable yeah sorry i just needed to get another look at
this beauty looks like a spaceship made of garbage what the heck why is it just parked out in the
driveway you are not rick that's correct carter it's me summer remember keep summer safe oh my
gosh i got this defense system offline um right i'll just go offline whenever anyone suggested
make me the greatest defense system in the universe well how do you go out flying rick
tells me and i hate to sound like a broken record but you are not rick rick's in trouble tell me
where he is no you'll just believe us we aren't rick he's going to die because of you unless
you go offline and then then we can go save rick this computes okay well there's like a way around
it i feel like rick needs to redo his little settings you chose that as your karaoke song
they're gonna go to the mailbox planet the sun oh yeah he's still not impressed look if that's
not gonna impress them nothing will these guys can do a lot of damage if you battle
oh enjoying punching down your bath please drink with us you're supposed to be offline and you're
saving rick instead of lying about him to steal his car but if you knew rick was okay this whole
time why'd you let us take you out um so i could like blackmail you you kids have given me a
license to do whatever i want because now i can blame the rest of the night on you so buckle up
[ __ ] oh what what the [ __ ] getting ship going it's like what the [ __ ] is the sun or what
was that collected either the goddamn grim reaper
well i'm done that was boring why don't you kids order our last meal because when we get home rick
is going to kill you ooh space diner not come out here to get killed i don't normally express
as much of an opinion tonight does not cut the chat oh what the hell bro you want to go bro
hot weapon wait are they gonna date oh my gosh i love to see what you look like
when you change forms so maybe come back to space channel we can get to know each other
peace i totally like that guy don't you shut up bruce why would i like a change
foreign
yeah this season how's that tina turner song you love go again what's love doctor do doctor
what changes the lyrics his delicious lack of awareness paired with an official
oh especially when egged on by his wife oh jerry take out these demons jerry send them back to hell
ooh space key lodge oh my gosh driving chick a little oh sorry oh there's our heads how are
you talking what is it youtube oh my god i can't believe i touched you so gross and fake oh okay
oh good one [ __ ] but nobody raises hell at my expense i heard these [ __ ] talking i know i'm
some grand joke for their amusement honey no i love you for being lame in a different way
why can't anyone just love me for me he's bumming us out rick if he can't deliver we'll have to
make our own farm oh my god you're on a killing spree i need a new car machine i don't want to
be anything else hate that this is your takeaway yo this does not cut the chuck we don't have to
oh oh [ __ ] jerry was once a wellspring of nuanced flavor but you've gone and ruined our toy
which is why he's coming with us oh no oh my god they took him to hell okay if these guys catch us
we're screwed why does he have a starfish starfish starfish a swordfish starfish would you see rick
jerry was just bait the two of you you're a package dear what the hell are you talking
about jerry is lame and you're cool but the lamest thing of all is thinking that
the two of you combined is what we call the lamest thing ever
nice hooks where where'd you get them nope reckless driving manslaughter of mailboxings and
female boxians possession of kalaxian crystal dust and the genocide of space tahoe who signed you a
public defender her name is allison hannigan no relation may i speak to my clients alone is this
the car it's me the car oh yeah what i did with the chip in her head oh my gosh i knew who i was
you did too we were fine before chuck back so [ __ ] that shot let's pin it all on him they're
gonna do it bruce you're kind of a drip but know what's worse than self-appointed cool kids people
who think they're better than they are yeah i mean it's not bruce's fault we fell for his act he just
kind of sat there with a jaw slack enough for us to project our insecurities on i mean that that's
on us we're not gonna bail on you bruce okey-dokey we'll do it the hard way what are you gonna do oh
just get him out blowing the place up was always an option
they could have just done that yeah you're way less cool than me but it's not cool of me to
celebrate that if i'm genuinely cool i should be able to love you which i therefore do oh
nerds or was that just to get it to do that thing no follow me you [ __ ] hacks oh yeah
what have you done turn pain back into pain [ __ ] oh i don't want pain to hurt jerry uh about down
there it's okay rick you don't have to say it no i do i'll replace you next time no mistake what
just transpired will never happen again ten four captain no what about the hole in your stomach
is that just an illusion okay rick's headed home we have to go i gotta get home
your kids getting any trouble nope you sure yep yo i just want to tell you guys i had more than
just fun hanging out with you tonight but just to be upfront about how i do this i i can't
really commit to a friendship for more than 24 hours i need that time to get a general sense
of your standing within your school social hierarchy you are so cool bruce check back
you know just be cool wait didn't you wear those pants yesterday oh
it's gonna stick this place is a jungle i hope he can find solace in his own pocket
he skips on his pants he lacks slacks
so no more incest jokes and still no portal gun i'm really glad that we're back to the
a and b storylines i feel like it just it kind of helps like especially in this kind of show
i like the whole going back and forth between two different story lines i feel like it just makes it
really enjoyable especially to watch a show that has so much going on i really liked the story line
with the spaceship that was so funny like it like it i don't know i guess i never really realized
how much the spaceship had a mind of itself i don't know it was kind of funny to reference
the keep summer safe thing in this episode too i thought that was really funny and then uh you know
them trying to yeah the change former obviously to not get sued by transformers i'm assuming but like
yeah this ship tried to like lose its virginity i thought it was a really funny storyline
they also touched on some interesting topics about the whole being cool and like you know
kind of laughing at other people's expense and not necessarily making you a cooler person i
don't know if they were trying to go for that but i mean that's what i took for it and also
that sometimes the cool kids aren't really cool but also like the thing making fun of him wearing
the same pants i don't really get because like all the rest of the characters were the same yeah
every single episode so do they not change their pants alrighty well if you haven't already please
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