[music playing]
[dinging]
Don't worry. I've got a plan.
We'll swap Lily with someone who can be trusted
not to drop the "D" word, and I've got just the someone.
[everyone gasping]
[both] Nuclear experiment gone wrong.
Uh, Lincoln, I'm not sure I'm comfortable
with this plan of yours.
Yeah. We totally get that. But you're doing it anyway.
[sighing]
Fine. Then I might as well take these out.
[everyone gasping]
Long story.
Okay, first, we have to swap Lisa for Lily.
Follow my lead.
[whoopie cushion farting]
Sounds like you guys are having a blast in here!
[laughing]
Get it? Oh. I'll just change her diaper.
Here she is! Freshly changed,
and otherwise exactly the same as before!
Goo-goo gaga, et cetera.
[dinging]
There's a simple solution: The Gift Swap-Swap.
All I need to do is get my name card
out of Lily's adorable little hands
and into the hands of the next best sister,
which is... Leni. She's sweet, thoughtful, and best of all,
easy to convince. Time for step one.
[grunting]
Lincoln?
Sh, sh, sh.
♪ Hush, little Lily Don't say a word ♪
♪ Leni's gonna buy me A Rip Hardcore backpack ♪
Phew.
And now for step two.
OMG.
[fighting]
Not happening, Stinkin'. It's my name on Leni's card,
so if you even think about trying to pull a swap,
you're going down.
I already am down.
[dinging]
Oopsie. Here, let me neatly comb that for you.
Ah.
Sorry. Here, I happen to have a fresh shirt
with no pit stains.
Gosh, what am I going to do
with this romantic bouquet of flowers? I'm allergic.
Give me those!
Well, hello, Coach. Oh, are those for me?
Uhh, Th-they, they are indeed. [chuckles]
A-Agnes, I was wondering
if you'd like to have dinner with me tonight?
Well, I guess I could skip my hot yoga class. You're on!
What're you all looking at?! Back to work!
I, uh, I can't help when I'm just
a stern authoritarian kind of guy.
[whistling]
[dinging]
[beeping]
[gasping]
Only 30 minutes until Operation: Save the Sweet Spo--
[yawning]
Come on, man! Stay with me!
[music playing]
[grunting]
[panting]
[grunting]
[music playing]
[alarm beeping]
[screaming]
[screaming] Uh.
[fighting]
Enough!
[dinging]
[groaning]
Cacaw! Cacaw!
What animal does Mary have?
A lamb with the fleece as white as snow.
[everyone] Phew!
Oh, good. It's really you, son.
Are you sure Luan didn't follow you?
Definitely. I took four different buses.
Plus, I've got Clyde doing surveillance on her.
[dinging]
[both] Operation Sneak
Into A Yearbook Group Photo So We're Not Forgotten
Like Marty What's-His-Face is a go!
Okay, everyone get ready.
Psst. Your powdered wig is crooked. Here, let me fix it.
No biggie. There's more than one group photo
in the yearbook.
What's next?
[both] Chess Club!
Okay, everyone, get ready.
Don't mind us.
Just two Chess guys coming through.
Why is no one else dressed for Chess?
Not everyone has our commitment.
[Lincoln, Clyde] Oops.
[fighting]
[both screaming]
- Well, shoot. - What else we got?
[Clyde] Okay, not my first choice,
but we're desperate.
[both] Morticians Club! We're in!
[Lucy] No you're not.
[screaming] You guys are not part
of this club.
Hold on, Lucy. [screaming]
We can always use some more bodies.
Okay, smile or whatever.
[Lincoln, Clyde] Oh, come on!
[dinging]
Okay, people, we are ready to commence
Operation Freedom From Fenton the Feel-Better Fox.
Here's a run-down of Lily's daily schedule.
Coloring, feeding, bathing, napping, chewing on books.
As you can see, she always has Fenton with her.
But there is one exception: diaper change time.
During this approximately 47-second window,
Lily will be separated from the Demon Toy.
That's when we strike.
- Yeah! - Yes!
It's a tough mission,
and some of you might not come back,
but rest assured that your sacrifice will--
Hey! I did not say "fall out"!
[toy] ♪
Okay, Lily, you know what time it is!
[toy]
♪ Don't you cry ♪
♪ No more tears ♪
♪ It's cheer up time ♪
♪ Work with me and we will be Happy, happy, happy ♪
Okay, Lynn, go!
♪ Cheer up, baby Don't you cry ♪
♪ No more tears It's cheer up time ♪
♪ Work with me and we will be Happy, happy, happy ♪
♪ Cheer up, baby Don't-- ♪
[tires squealing]
♪ Work with me and we will be Happy, happy, happy ♪