• From bizarre facial hair to a woman in a wedding dress, we count fifteen of the most
outrageous mugshots ever taken!
15 – Facial Hair, • Some facial hair is downright criminal.
• If you need an example, check out the bizarre half-shaved beards.
Most people would be too embarrassed to step outside like this, but these law-breakers
were happy to have their experimental new look immortalised in a mugshot.
• Apparently they were busted for DUIs, but it looks more like they’ve been shaving
under the influence.
My advice?
Put down the shaving cream and step away slowly…
14 – Buckteeth, • Some people are terrified of a trip to
the dentist, but, look, unless you want to end up looking like forty-nine-year-old Alan,
here I’d say it’s worth the effort.
• Alan Dale Lee has been arrested multiple times for possessing and selling drugs.
He’s a bit of a celebrity among Florida police.
They know him by the nickname ‘Dracula’.
• As you can see, Alan has one of those face-melting smiles that only a mother could
love…
I’m sure he’s beautiful on the inside.
13 – Paint Huffers, • It might seem harmless, but huffing paint
fumes is actually very dangerous – and super illegal.
• It’s a sure-fire way to kill brain cells, and judging by their mugshots these guys need
every last one…
• So unless you really enjoy looking like you play the Tin Man in a high school production
of Wizard of Oz, forget inhaling paint fumes.
Stick to healthier addictions, like exercise.
12 – Crazy Eyes, • They say the eyes are a window into a
person’s soul, but in the case of these crazy-eyed mugshots it seems more like a window
into their insanity!
• But don’t worry.
Their fellow inmates will be fine – just so long as they don’t make direct eye contact
or any sudden movements…
11 – Tammy Lee Hinton, • A wedding is one of the most memorable
days in a person’s life.
But for Tammy Lee Hinton this wasn’t for the usual reasons.
• In a case of extremely poor timing, the newlywed Michigan woman was arrested on identity
theft charges moments after exchanging her wedding vowels!
• Port Richey police dramatically stormed the City of Zion Ministries church and apprehended
Tammy after they received a tip-off that she was back in the country.
She was eventually released on bond, but only after these amazing wedding dress and veil
mugshots. 10 – Frat Brothers,
• Everyone knows physical assault is hilarious, right?
What?
It’s not!?
Well, it seems the five frat bros in these mugshots didn’t get the memo.
• In 2015, five University of Mississippi students were charged with assaulting another
student.
Four out of five of them thought the crime and the ensuing arrest were worth smiling
about.
I guess nothing could bring them down.
• The boys’ charges included assault, hazing and larceny, the police said the victim,
who was from a rival fraternity, was beaten to ‘within an inch of his life’.
I wonder what shitty role models they must have…
9 – Carlton Davis, • Carlton Davis here is a common thief.
Although judging from this mugshot he looks a fucking hypnotist.
• Anyone else have the sudden urge to cluck like a chicken?
No?
It’s just me.
Okay.
8 – Michele Allen, • Thirty-two-year-old Ohio woman Michele
Allen turned more than a few heads when she was arrested for chasing children, blocking
traffic and urinating on a porch – all while wearing a cow suit.
• Michele’s ridiculous mugshot came after she was charged with disorderly conduct and
public intoxication.
Alcohol isn’t a healthy part of a bovine’s diet, so police were not a-moo¬-sed.
7 – Margaux Tocci, • Nineteen-year-old Margaux Tocci is another
one that seems genuinely pleased to be in police custody.
• She was arrested for luring her ex-boyfriend to a local park then ordering two men to severely
beat him.
Following Margaux’s orders, the two men attacked the ex-lover with a baseball bat
and pipe outside a school in New Jersey.
• Something tells me this was not a good breakup…
6 – Spencer Taylor, • In 2008, Batman super fan Spencer Taylor
was super hyped for an early screening of The Dark Knight.
He went to a Michigan theatre wearing a surprisingly convincing Joker costume.
• But little did anyone around him realise that, like his character, Taylor was planning
to bring society down with a string of heinous crimes.
His first step was to steal some posters and other collectibles from right under the noses
of the theatre staff.
• But unfortunately this is where Taylor’s descent into super villainy ends.
He was immediately caught and restrained by staff.
Police charged him with larceny and malicious destruction of property, and made him pose
for his mugshots in and out of character.
5 – Crazy Hairstyles, • We now come to the most unique hairstyles
on this list.
Did I say unique?
I meant stupid.
• It seems criminal’s just love sporting double, triple and even reverse mohawks.
And you definitely know you have an unconventional hairstyle when your hair doesn’t fit into
the frame of your mugshot.
• I guess these people haven’t figured out the key to law-breaking is to not draw
attention to yourself…
4 – Ladies Love It, • Face tattoos are never a good idea, particularly
upper-lip ones that read ‘Ladies Love It’.
• Still this guy seems pretty damn proud of his.
But, just like with the mohawk crowd, this distinctive feature is going to make it very
hard for him to get away with any future crimes.
• If I were him I’d grow the biggest, bushiest moustache and keep it for the rest
of my life.
The ladies will love it.
3 – Sad Mime, • Seems even mimes are capable of breaking
the law.
• I wonder what this one did?
Drunk and disorderly miming?
A silent protest that got out of hand?
• I wonder how he reacted when the police cuffed him and told him he had the ‘right
to remain silent’. 2 – Khamprasong Thammavon,
• This ray of sunshine is thirty-three-year-old Bloods gang member Khamprasong Thammavon.
• He was arrested in Fresno after police discovered he was violating his probation.
Nope, he didn’t do this by haunting your worst nightmares; his car and house were found
to be full of drugs, tactical gear and firearms.
• I wonder what made police pull him over…?
1 – The Gold Man, • This isn’t another paint huffer; this
is Daryl Brooks, AKA the Gold Man.
The Gold Man was a street performer in Florida’s Key West who also dabbled in the sales of
crack cocaine.
• He was busted when he tried to sell to an undercover cop and ended up getting a mugshot
taken while slathered in gold paint.
What’s the most embarrassing picture that anybody has ever taken of you?
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