Oh, my bad.
That's all right.
I'll just go the other way.
Oh.
OK.
Here I just need to go--
Should I back up?
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Rotate.
Where did you find these?
Hold on.
You ready to check out?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
You go left.
I go right.
Sounds good.
We got a short line four, short line four.
How are you doing today, ma'am?
Great.
How about you?
Good, good.
Thank you.
Oh, oh, oh, I've got a coupon for that.
Bail on four.
We got a couponer.
Dude, head to 13.
We're looking golden over here.
I'll be writing a check today.
Bail, bail, bail.
We got a check writer.
Holy cow, they're still couponing.
Four is a no-go.
I'm not sure.
And that's lunch.
No.
Man, I am starving-- just got to stick to the list.
Oh, oh, what are those?
They're so good.
Going to eat that on the way home.
Oh, oh, the cereal aisle!
Fight the urge.
It's not worth it.
Ah, I can't help it.
Hey, hey, how is it going, man?
Doing great.
Cotton candy-- you know, the last time I went to the circus,
I ate four bags of this stuff.
Funny story, I actually lived next to triplets--
--twice.
Kind of in a hurry.
You know last week, I was out there
a little after-hours mixer at the Chamber of Commerce.
Can I pay yet or no?
When was the last time you went to a white elephant gift
exchange?
What's a good number I can reach you at?
Hey, it's for the grocery store.
Hey, how is it going, man?
Wow, that's a pretty good size pack of gum there.
You got some stinky breath?
Oh.
Weird shape.
Ripeness test.
Saw this on Pinterest.
Yeah.
It worked.
Wow.
Oh.
OK.
This one expires in a week--
hmm, two weeks, not bad.
Oh, there's got to be something better back here.
Sir.
Oh, wow, what in the--
what are you doing?
Just a guy looking for fresh milk.
OK.
Well.
This one is good till the beginning of the year.
Oh, that's amazing.
Good luck on your endeavors.
I appreciate that.
It's not a big deal.
People take a lot more than 15 items in the express lane
all the time.
I only went one over--
16.
Holy cow, that guy in front of me is tall.
He can see directly into my cart.
He's counting.
He's counting my items.
Oh my gosh, he just saw that I got 16.
Is that a misdemeanor or a felony?
I just got kids.
I don't want to go to jail.
Oh my gosh, he just told the cash register.
Holy cow, he's reaching for the phone.
Oh, he's going to call the cops.
I got to get out of here.
Sweetie, I'm telling you, I've looked on every aisle.
They do not have dried cilantro in this store.
I'm looking right by the ground cinnamon.
You know what?
It's right by the cinnamon.
Thank you.
Two trips-- yeah, right.
The cavalry has arrived.
Nice.
You need some help?
No.
I got it.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm great.
Just tell me which bag my tapioca pudding is in.
Oh, dude, I knew I forgot something.
You know how you get in there and you just
forget what you came for.
Oh.
Oh, dude, I am so sorry.
My gosh.
Dadgummit.
Dude--
You dropped the milk.
--why are you just standing there?
Go get towels!
Oh, wow.
This is my fault?
You're the one that forgot my tapioca pudding!
Hurry up.
It's going to ruin this court!
Oh, I'll show you ruin the court!
Oh, wow.
You remembered the eggs.
Who am I?
You!
How about this for ruining this court!
You want a little bit more?
Look.
Hey, how about this doorjamb?
I hope you don't need this for anything.
Ty, stop!
I'll go back to the store.
Stop it!
Oh!
Hey remember that time you forgot my pudding?
It was right here!
That's permanent!
It was just a tapioca pudding!
Stop!
Oh, it's so deep.
Stop.
Stop!
We can still fix it.
I'm going to need more tape.
I don't even know how to fix this stuff.
Well, I guess we could play half court.
No, no, no, no, no!
Woo-hoo.
Yee-ha.
Woo-hoo.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
Could I get 10 of the smoked Wisconsin cheddar?
10 pounds?!
Slices.
You only want 10 slices?
10 wheels.
Yeah.
OK.
We're going to need nine more wheels.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-- blocks.
Cancel the nine wheels of Gouda, because we're
going to need some more cheese.
Free samples-- one per customer.
Oh, no, one per customer.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you meant--
Wow.
--one meat and one cheese.
I didn't even--
Yeah.
--know they had--
Oh.
--samples here at this store.
What would you say would be the best one?
What's the name of this stuff?
Never mind.
We're good.
Thanks.
Morning.
Hi, could I interest you in a cart?
No.
I'm good.
How about a basket?
Just grabbing one thing.
Thanks.
Oh.
I don't need it anyway.
Oh, it's the dreaded cold aisle.
I just got to get to the Go-Gurt.
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