hey you guys ready to see the dumbest
thing ever we're not if we're not
certain off to video with a regular top
of morning you know oh wait I've okay I
have some things turned off for specific
reasons but I uh I I got an actual valve
so that we can go oh this is what it is
to be a youtuber you just you make up a
joke and then you you make your dreams
come true you make it happen in people
welcome back to Minecraft it's been a
hot minute it's been a while since I've
played the game because the last week or
so has just been crazy busy and I
haven't had the time to sit down and
dedicate some minecraft and the way I
would like to um so I hope these note
blocks turned off like you can't
actually hear them wait if I if I turned
this up
everything pales in comparison ours is
the real Bell but the reason I have
these turned off is I made a new you
might have seen it I got rid of the XP
frame that I had and I made a new one
oh god Sheamus junior junior what are
you doing no ho oh is it cuz there's a
chicken here it's cuz this chickens here
isn't it
I damn it you're gonna oh man I want to
let you off the rope so that you'll
follow but I know immediately since the
way minecraft has worked for me in the
past that as soon as they do that you're
just gonna die aren't you go I'll deal
with that later I have too many problems
I see this Chuck I see this abomination
that you've put down in front of me this
is not the stuff that I want
okay I'm gonna hit it off a tree watch
but haha I was epic
you should dare look at me with those
soft sullen eyes of yours so this is the
new XP farm that I have made this was
suggested to me by a couple of people
actually this is the one that was
suggested multiple times in the
description but as you get closer to it
realize this point now so I've had to
turn down these so you can't actually
hear it but you can hear everything else
that's going on so I'll turn it back up
whatever I'm far away from it but the
way this works is it's the exact same
thing we are using bamboo and we're
using cacti again but the one I had was
using it that whatever it grew tall
enough it would sever them all and then
they would come down and collect it it
would make it that probably wasn't fast
enough you can get a zero tick firm
which is this so this is consistently
building bamboo and putting it into the
hopper putting it into the chest and the
chest is putting it into all these
hoppers and it's putting it down into
this and it's cooking it and then the
cacti is the exact same thing it's
breaking it off here it's putting it
down into the hopper the hopper puts it
down into everything else and it's just
consistently making green dye like a lot
of green dye this has been going not
that long but it filled up all of these
furnaces and it's made all of this in
I'd say about 20 minutes which is like
five times faster than the other one so
I'm very excited to see what this is
going to yield oh god what's that I oh
those are broken Franklin says are you
guys trying to raid my base Oh Deary
this is Ireland this is harder to get
into the most other places what did I
ever know you're hitting you each other
I didn't even start honey of this but
you'll bet your arse and I'm gonna
finish it here in a second all right
aha Kylie gin to the pin come on come on
over here haha you're stuck you're my
prisoners you're stuck down here
oh god I'm stuck with you hit I didn't
kill you I didn't don't rape me
oh god it's cuz it's the army of choc
trucks army you're coming to kill me oh
how did you hit me with that I'm not hit
me at the same time get him that hole
get hitting that hole I'm an idiot okay
oh that works ah I don't even need my
idea why did he was stupid anyway I'm
just gonna dig from underneath here yes
you guys are my prisoners now I bet you
lied socket that was gonna be a great
idea didn't
y'all thought you were gonna have a
grand old laugh for Jack's expense y'all
thought that this was going to be easy
coming into my land trying to steal all
of my taters Oh quite easily okay I'm
just gonna beat you with the trouble to
get back in ha ha
we're stuck in there now forever oh my
god oh oh I wonder if I could nor can i
toward the creepers in nope nope nope
nope nope there you go there you go
play each other weight each other don't
fight me fight in the creeper plant ow
please they suck I'm just out here
minding my business
oh they're here cuz a choc aren't they
you did this I know what you're up to
who are you working for also I built
this really cool tower all right this is
my watchtower I said I wanted to build
one of these and I went ahead and built
it you know I'm not one of those lads
who's got to say you know I'm gonna do
this and then never do it I said I'd do
a thing and then I built it this is it
it's done it's not amazing but it's done
and I'm happy with it you guys might
also be hey get out of here god damn it
anyway okay you know what you know what
you have you have soiled he's sitting at
your throne Sam get him get him Sam
there's fluff in my mouth
Sam get him Sam you're useless okay as
you can see the dog army is coming along
quite nice there are a lot of dogs in my
army right now I have a lot of work
still to go there's still a lot of empty
space but breeding dogs has turned out
to be the most annoying thing in the
world I could have fought heard anything
but eggs I'm gonna destroy it's right in
front of you I'm gonna hit you here
did you get what build breeding dogs has
proven to be quite difficult I've been
I've been hopping on now and then to
build a few things and build up the dog
army just so I have enough stuff done
for this episode and building up a dog
army has proven a lot harder than it
seems because when you breed a dog you
need to feed them a little bit to suck
them whimpering I didn't have to make
them sick so you have to make them sad
to breed them make them sit then feed
them and make them sit again it's a lot
harder just going in and throwing wheat
and barley and potatoes everyone so it's
taken me a while so I'll be back okay
I'm very curious if anybody down here I
changed the room down here I made it
bigger I made it one block bigger so I'm
curious to see if anyone down here is
had sex and I mean had lovelies with
each other I made babies yet um oh yes
there was four of you another six it's
working the babies are being made I'm
making a different kind of army down
here I need a lot more beds though I
have boats you guys like boats your
boats
yeah whatever coach I thought that you
would look out for us down here the only
customer we've had so far is a creeper
and that's not good enough
the creeper why did it explode the whole
place and not make it better all right
nothing's making any sounds anymore
because I had to turn off the block
sounds better Ben what are you doing in
my swamp you're gonna have to get out of
here Enderman you don't belong here this
is my night I'm very I'm very agitated
when they try and come in here wait wait
are you in here I don't have the spawner
anymore why are you here
ow ow he's gonna kill me if I'm not
careful back away not today and
lady oh no no stop stop stop I have 26
levels and a dream oh god oh god oh god
yeah baby oh God do not die to a spider
well if I die to a spider I was gonna
have to uninstall the game okay sleepy
time late night come on I know Chuck is
horrible but he hardly counts as a
monster ha
stop desecrating the graves of great her
people that came before you what are you
doing in my swamp put mumps everywhere
what are you all spawning okay it's
almost daytime I want to sleep I want to
get some snoozy snoozy nighty night sin
before the big day happens so yes what
are we doing in Minecraft we are getting
ready to fight an ender dragon next
episode of Minecraft not this one big
next epic episode okay better tune in
subscribe right now big episode coming
up that's another reason why I have to
really come back to it properly well not
only was a building all these things and
that was taken time but I I don't know
what to get ready for the ender dragon
yet so people are talking about getting
ender chests I'm people were talking
about getting all sorts of ding gangs so
I need to figure out what I need all I
know right now is that I have enough
eyes that I can go open up the portal so
maybe we should just go do that okay
okay okay okay I'm gonna let you off
your leash just for a second you better
not die
he's fine oh thank god oh I have a good
idea actually I have a great idea you're
going to rid the world of these invaders
all right come this way Sheamus jr. jr.
that's right are you seeing this Chuck I
have a weapon you think you can just
spawn people in my areas and let that be
oh it's about to go off lads it's about
to go off
get him Sheamus Junior junior get him
what you guys so calm yeah mess him up
fight back this is where we declare war
if I wasn't a parent already by killing
his kids
good job Sheamus Junior junior good job
ha-hi you see that Chuck oh it's on now
the gauntlet has been thrown the war has
started this is only the beginning mine
crepes about to take off in these next
few episodes
all right Sheamus jr. jr. you're gonna
have to sit right there all right stay
there you can eat the chicken as as a
price it made you sick this is all
Chuck's fault this is all of your fault
don't you dare look at me like you don't
know what you're did he's got like army
camo on his face he's ready to fight
don't worry that's our that's our
prisoner of war that's our Pio W we're
gonna we're gonna fight back with you
eventually all right let's get my eyes
of ender eye I think it was nine that I
needed I'm gonna make one more just in
case because I got the nice little
Enderman came down and gave me a need so
I'm gonna do that and now we're going to
go to the stronghold again we're going
back we're gonna put the the ender eyes
in open up that portal not go in yet
because we're not prepared then go fight
and or drag it afterward not right now
I'm scared okay I'm worried that I'm not
ready do you guys think I'm ready you
think I'm ready to fight an ender dragon
now that's the most Unitas no I've never
heard in the history of YouTube so thank
you thanks for keeping me honest thanks
for keeping me up
you know Lankford thanks for keeping me
grounded
things to keep me bursted we changed the
term to that you're not humble anymore
you're not grounded your earth yeah also
I can't wait for nether biomes can't
wait from hoody block just can't wait
for bees when is that [ __ ] actually
happening I want it now wait where am I
going where is my stronghold I took
pictures of everything I still have
plans to fight the wither as well but to
get the wither I need a is it a loading
or a fortune sword what are the other I
need one of those whichever one the
sword gets to be able to fight the
wither skeletons and then when I can
fight those I can get wither skulls out
of them a little more easily that's kind
of why I made the the XP firm so I could
get more XP to just hammer away at
swords and get the enchantments that I
really wanted out of it to be able to
get the the wither skulls and then the
army of dogs is going to go after that
but that's going to be after the ender
dragon I think I'm gonna fight the
wither after the dragon because I
actually think the drag is going to be
easier I wish I could bring my army of
dogs into the end to fight the dragon
that would be so cool but I don't think
you can I don't think you can bring
anything in through that's kind of where
the problem lies
also I want to fight the dragon soon
because I don't want it to seem like I'm
just padding for time I'm not I'm not
just like making these episodes and
dragging them out and just doing like
less stuff some episodes for the sake of
dragging it out I I'm genuinely just
taking my time with it and I I don't
know I don't know money I don't want to
do too much too quick and I'm also not
great at the game I'm not the most
knowledgeable about the game which is
kind of embarrassing because I've done
so many episodes about it but I'm kind
of just I'm biding my time and just
enjoying it still and I like the aspect
of just being in my base and interacting
with my characters everything but I know
that for episodes that's not always the
most appealing stuff because everybody's
doing such crazy stuff in Minecraft all
the time now and if some people are kind
of getting tired of waiting for me to
like get to that point
and I I get it I get it from a viewers
perspective that sometimes not enough
happens in each episode so I apologize
for that I'm just trying to try to do my
best and I'm also trying not to do
anything like in creative and I'm trying
not to do anything with too much help
I'm trying to like learn as I go on my
own but I realized that I've had kind of
a road block with that that and I also
just doubt my skills in the game and I
donated I the big fear is to jump into
the ant at the end with all of my good
gear like my diamond armor and
everything and my good swords and
pickaxes and whatnot and then die and
lose that stuff because I don't know how
the mechanics of that work yet so I've
kind of just been down on the series a
little bit so that that's another reason
why I have them come back to the
episodes boy try to get that mentality
out of my head and just play it for fun
cuz it is fun I enjoyed this game quite
a lot oh I mean obviously I've done so
many episodes of it now I'm enjoying it
so much more than I ever thought I would
ever enjoy my friends and it's
absolutely delightful but I want to do I
want to do cool stuff like other people
are doing too but I also don't want to
copy people and I already seemingly copy
people's I don't watch anybody else's
Minecraft episodes but that becomes a
certain amount of overlap after a while
that's unavoidable
anyway I'm ranting this is boring no one
cares Sean just get on with the episode
and play the [ __ ] game see this see
this giant hole in the mountain but your
ball on his ass
there's their minecraft content people
watch there she blows
big village town big lads big man who's
going please like please I want to get
up I want to go that he had to fight the
ender dragon me first bozo oh he had so
some cute sounding it's gonna break my
heart
hmm you should be in bed dude it's night
time spooky scary is gonna come and kill
you where was it I can't remember where
exactly the hole is ahaha not the first
time you've heard that who's
it's right below me dingbats yeah I said
it
then I called you butchered dunkaroos
are you gonna do now not cuz you're a
[ __ ] ass babe
alright I'm sorry are we going good
terms
are we back to normal I hope so oh I
wonder where the portal is sick I
believe I missed this the first time
this is stupid umm I don't need the
lavvo underneath to spawn this two way
one two three four five six seven eight
now okay oh god these things stop oh god
they're gonna knock me and if I'm not
careful oh Jesus okay just go oh that's
a mystical sound Bing boom it sounds
like a steel drum oh god oh my god stop
you freaks right people were saying that
I needed the lava underneath but I think
people were just trolling me stop making
fun of me okay my dad owns Nintendo oh
my god that's so trippy to look at but
should we just fight the ender dragon
today
should we just freedom now oh wait I
don't know am I able to just go in with
stuff I don't need I need to prep it
some of these blocks straight these
blocks I think it's these types of
blocks that have the stuff in them the
cracked bricks box step
alright it's open I know I probably
should have come here and done it all at
once but we'd be back you wanna fight
you know what screw it should we just do
it this episode I think I'm ready bolli
eat naysayers out there saying that
Jack's not ready to fight an ender
dragon well I'm gonna show you I'm gonna
show you what for Opie's oh the cat
stuck come on Oh kitty cat
go go that way go jacksepticeye Hiro
you know what some people would call me
a hero do what I say that I'm a hero i I
can't say yes or no either way but yes
yes I am a hero of the people and the
nation
hey mr. farmer man um
can you could you can you just thank you
you go to a nicer place you're sitting
did you know you're living right next to
where the Enderdragon is the scary stuff
man you don't live there you want to
live somewhere better some who greener
somewhere nicer and full of potatoes
called Ireland where farmers actually
have Worth and value you know so it's
going to be sidelined as some
second-class citizen you're going to be
the hero of the nation also there's a
whole chamber to have sex in all I mean
lovelies in all the time you're gonna be
on the frick so much okay okay okay Oh
God
okay you're okay you're fine don't worry
about it happens to the best of us lad
so listen it's proving really hard to
like navigate this terrain with you with
me I'm just gonna go I'm just gonna
leave have a good life I hope you
survive good luck out there don't you
dare judge me don't you dare look at me
like that
he he's right he's everything he'd ever
need a life and positive mental attitude
he's going places just not home with me
hey baby I'm home okay how much obsidian
do I have I have a lot of obsidian so
let's do this
an enderchest damn okay I'm not gonna
place it right now it says that an
enderchest ender sister a type of
Chester could store items and whose
contents can be accessed from anywhere
in the world so I don't know I don't
exactly know what that means I don't
know if I place it in the end or I place
it here or I need to place two when it
connects both of them so I'm gonna have
to keep an eye out for that right now
sheep monsters nearby who's the monster
at my house who's a monster
that craves death who's a monster who is
he are you ooh
Trident boy please your Trident yes can
you please give me a trident I've wanted
one so badly please please ow
did you give me one no no you didn't
hurry you can make Triton's farms
well I guess they'd be drowned farms so
you can make firms for getting a trident
I might do that some episode as well it
looks like it takes a lot of effort
though sir not right now time to test
out my little dude or over here my
little XP firm wait wait for it wait for
it chop
it's crash egg boy better not turn into
a child I'm aborting all of chucks
babies he's not gonna like that
all right okay this is good are we good
did you fill up okay you're not full yet
but let's stop this for a second and
let's turn down this for a second my
holy God okay so what I want to do now
is the next it should stop this right
yeah okay so I'm at level 27 right now
and taking this level 32
damn this has barely even been on -
that's really good okay
stop I don't need these are these full
oh my god the entire thing is full holy
crap that's good for Bridget let's see
if we can make a good sword right now
slapping you in there what can I make a
knock back to bane of arthropods no I
need a new ting sword of any description
respiration knock by efficiency ah I
can't do that one all right it's put you
in to see which we get peanut runs for
and knock-back - I have that I want a
good sword and eat looting trinket
ratings and stuff I need all the
potatoes I need all the potatoes they
can get for my lovely Fricker's down in
the basement my lonely six prisoners me
dungeon or I keep them and all they can
do it love each other I'm gonna call
them my lovelies I've decided on the
name and I'm sticking with the name and
that's what they're gonna be
I think they need like 12 potatoes each
for then a real true I remember don't
you eat one spoon one spoon to get the
job done
dispensers hold on a minute
20 leavers yes me been having big brain
plan alright Scooby canny coming through
up here
I'm taking the scenic route to my lovely
area I took the wrong area the scenic
route to my lovely area you're gonna
have to get cleanse though get ready for
it get ready for it you can't enter the
pub without removing the dirt from your
soul all right what's up coach potato
okay so what I want to do is exactly put
this I have some dispensers that I feel
like I could utilize very well wait I
can't you spit them out this way got it
I can do it I get it just like this
anyway it puts the lotion on its skin or
else it gets the hose again
it was okay good you may have some
potatoes there you go potato God has
deemed it worthy it has deemed it
necessary
take a day Irish noises that's the sex
Bell you've had sex you got to ring the
bell all right as long as which is the
lovely conversation that's happening in
here I'm gonna have to do this okay
potatoes for everyone potatoes for
everyone everyone pick up your spikes
don't let them go to waste
pick them up love each other i am i
spoiling my feed you know my potatoes
please oh yes yes is it is it baby time
they're having a threesome
oh my god what is happening how many
babies are you trained to make the
miracle of life
he just shadowed a child that miracle of
life twice a whole new world a new
Fantastic point of view hello I am your
great Irish Overlord jacksepticeye
welcome to the world welcome tiny human
I'm glad
did you are in this world with us you're
gonna have big important roles soon
enough I actually have no idea what I'm
gonna do with them I might just sick
them on some enemies what I'm just
admiring your beautiful bouncing baby
children is that so much to ask
get out of here think you're better than
I am alright well have fun bye sexy
doesn't engineers I would be back
eventually for more potatoes good what
are the Rangers go Oh something happened
this Watson full of water before you
guys fought something I think you hit
some creepers and it killed you
that's so easy is it everyone laughs to
me what I do it okay that's creepy
hi lads have covered more beds okay
you're not fully grown yet oh it's so
weird you guys sleep on like they don't
sleep in the middle they can't sleep off
center so you're 1/4 of a human okay
let's let's put down some more beds
shall we aces it's exactly where beds go
all that work
as the count are they allowed sleep
there if that happens well we're about
to find out aren't we
I did most of this floor for no reason
oh sorry
sorry are you guys sleeping sorry sorry
we should've put them in the middle
because the beds are white oh if I brain
to be dangerous Lutz
I did it I have some of the items I need
now I have two ender chests I'm putting
one of them right here I don't know what
I put into actually you know what I'm
getting ready to put on all this stuff
so take off that actually a diamond
chestplate day let's put it on one by
one
Big Daddy time the chest armor
protection for the legs diamond leggings
projectile protection to the boots
projectile protection three and feather
falling two and the helmet fire
protection one and unbreaking - ain't
nothing getting through this
impenetrable Fortress of a man we'll put
this stuff in here just as backup this
is our backup chest nervous guy is so
nervous okay we have an iron sword that
can go in there but I am using a diamond
sword right now okay this is epic this
is epic this is gonna work I truly
believe in this Oh scary okay I have I
do I have it do I have any more food
that I can put into this thing okay put
some food in there and we should be good
I don't need my shears right now um I
want to put those away why am i actually
nervous this is crazy all right I have
my infinitive oh all right let's head
out
oh we're going to the end oh it's all
happening it's all kicking off we're in
the end game now lads there we go
into the fiery pits into the last good
fight however no live and die on this
day live and die on this day I think I
have a pretty good shot I I don't know
if I have the items necessary I don't
know if I have the will also I'm
stealing this because I want it and I
think I deserve it okay god stop bloody
hell
what is happening why are all of you
coming from everywhere stop you know
what I don't need that there why am i
leaving that there you can go away god
this place is littered with these
Becker's can you stop
jeepers okay I'm sleeping here I'm
sleeping right next to the portal
because in case I die I'm going to need
it
Oh God gamer gods wish me luck everybody
wish me luck
we're going in
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