- Those shorts are so small!
- Yeah, yeah, they're very short.
I think, honestly I can't rank the mullet
without ranking the shorts.
And the shorts are not good.
(laughs)
So-- - Or are they?
(upbeat music)
So let's jump right in, since we're in Australia
we'll be ranking some famous Australian mullets
from (horn honks) to (horn honks) yeah.
So we haven't really had mullets in America,
I feel like since the '80s, maybe?
I don't know, maybe I'm out of touch
with non-New york hairstyles, but--
- It's a party in the front, a party in the back.
- No, business in the front, party in the back.
- Business in the front-- - See?
- Party in the back.
- Haven't had it in a minute.
- It's been a while.
- I can't say that I've seen a mullet in real life, ever?
- I mean, I've seen pictures of Billy Ray Cyrus
from the '80s. - Yeah,
it'd be like a movie but-- - And I feel like,
that's sufficient enough to know, what a mullet looks like.
- Yeah.
- Three, two, one.
(laughs)
- Okay, well this one seems, retro.
So like this to me feels like, an original mullet, you know?
- Yeah, this is like '80s.
What would the middle
(horn honks) and (horn honks) yeah, be?
It's like a neutral. - Yeah, I mean
I really feel like I can't commit
until I see the other mullets. - I don't hate it,
but I don't love it.
- That's like when you
picture a mullet. - Yeah.
- Standard mullet.
- [Both] Oh.
- Okay-- - I really like it.
- I really like this one.
She kinda looks like Maggie Gyllenhaal.
- Okay, you know, looking at this picture,
I'm realizing we totally have mullets.
The like aggressive shag! - Yes!
- Like, oh-- - It's not, I like this.
I actually, I-- - That's not bad.
We do have these in Brooklyn.
- I actually, I would see this - Okay.
- And be like, that's a nice haircut.
Where'd you get you haircut? - There's a difference.
Like, I'm seeing this is the past--
- This is the past,
this is the future. - This is the future.
- This is--
- I feel like we're gonna have to move this down--
- This is now bad.
- Down the line.
- This is bad, this is good. - Okay.
- I think that's gonna be the best.
- Yeah.
- Is that a mullet though?
- I mean it is longer in the back, is that Hugh Jackman?
- Who is this? - Aw.
- Is that Hugh Jackman? - That's Hugh Jackman, yeah.
- He looks handsome here.
- I like him.
- I do, I like this one.
Because I feel like it pays tribute
to what the mullet used to look like
in a way that doesn't seem like a mullet.
- But he is a fine looking man,
and I feel like other haircuts have served him better.
- True, true. - So, I'm gonna put it,
I feel like I would personally put it lower on the list,
just because I'm like, you could do better.
- Yeah, he can.
All right, so we're gonna make that the new neutral.
- I like that.
- Okay, this one is still my favorite.
(both laughing)
What the hell?
Oh my God, okay.
Like, I feel like I don't even need to react.
We're just gonna put this here.
The glasses, the face, - Okay.
- Like what is that?
Oh, well hello.
He looks like the guy from Stranger Things.
- Okay, this is like a real, he does!
- Meaning I love this one,
because I love that guy from Stranger Things.
- I find this interesting,
because it's a combination of a mullet
and an under, like the under, the shaved side thing.
- I really like it, but I don't know if I'm biased,
because I think he's attractive.
(romantic music)
- I mean he's also, like, making an intense face.
So, that's like a whole other level to it.
(romantic music)
- If he was like charging,
I'm guessing he's playing like some sort of--
- Sport. - Maybe Rugby,
which is terrifying, like,
I don't know how you guys do that.
Like, where's my helmet?
Please give me a helmet.
But also, the helmet would ruin the hair, so.
- I do, I actually like it better
than little Hugh's over here.
- I don't disagree,
'cause he's not committing enough.
- Yeah, this is more of a commitment.
Okay we're gonna put that here.
- We respect commitment.
- I wanna just,
I wanna point out that this is still number one, because--
- It's cute. - It's really good.
- It's very, you'd see that in Brooklyn for sure.
- I'd wear that with a band tee.
- You'd wear everything with a band tee.
- That's true, I wear a lot of band tees (laughs).
Mean.
- It's like bangs, plus short layers,
plus full length in the back.
- I do like that she has a little volume here.
- I like a bang.
- I actually do like-- - Frizzy hair.
- I do like this one.
- I like it.
I would put it, well.
- No, no. - Yeah, maybe there.
- Right here. - Yeah.
- That's pretty good.
- It's like neutral to good.
- And you could, maybe like, put it like up,
and it wouldn't look like a mullet.
- You're absolutely right, like,
if you put that in a pony, it would be a really cute pony.
- Or like a little low bun action.
- Yeah.
- [Both] Oh!
- That's what we were talking about!
- My love, number one!
(romantic music)
It's good.
I actually really like this mullet,
because it doesn't look like a mullet.
- I mean it's also, like, a show about the 80's,
so, it's, like, paying tribute
to the iconic, original mullet.
- [Anamaria] That's true.
- Are we saying that, like, the orig mullet is better
inherently than the kind of current version of it.
- This is, like, a very philosophal question.
Oh God, philosophical question.
- So.
- I think out of, like, all of these hair styles though,
I still do think that that's my favorite mullet,
regardless of who he is.
- He looks worse, it just looks worse,
well, I don't know, okay.
- Because I think that this is more subtle
than this one even.
- Yeah, because you don't have the length.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- I actually really like the length.
I think that that's what makes the mullet so good there.
- Okay, okay, I can respect that.
- Okay. - Yeah,
I can get on board with that.
- Oh my God, this is the last one.
Okay, are you ready?
- No. - I'm nervous.
(both laughing)
The outfit really just,
I didn't even look at the mullet.
I looked at the short shorts.
Great, looking great.
- Lot of feathering on top.
- You think he has highlights?
It looks like stringy.
You know? - Yeah.
- But I think he also is sweaty,
because he's playing a sport.
I don't know what that's like.
- Those shorts are so small!
- Yeah, yeah, they're very short.
I think that, honestly,
I can't rank the mullet without ranking the shorts,
and the shorts are not good, so.
- Or are they?
(romantic music)
- Or are they?
You're right, maybe they are really good.
- We love commitment remember?
- We love a short short, I guess.
- What do you feel? - I, so I give him
like five stars for execution,
because I feel like he did a good job,
like it's a good mullet, I guess.
- How did you get there
from the conversation we've been having?
- It's not good to me,
because I think it is a full-on mullet.
These, I feel like are more subtle tributes to mullets--
- Yeah, I don't like when the hair is so short.
- Except this one, this one's different.
This is also like full on mullet,
but the rest are a little less in your face.
- Like, of a take on a mullet.
- This so, I'm gonna put,
I, personally, think I would put him in the middle.
I'm stressed.
But now, I'm feeling like we should move this one.
- Wait, I think this one should be higher.
- I actually really agree.
- Because, It's kind of an iconic.
- Can we just put him there? - But, Hugh?
Because I don't like him anymore.
- Hugh.
- Love him, don't love the hair.
- I think it should be like this.
- Okay.
Okay, I'm satisfied.
- Because this has good volume.
This is like too...
- It's stringy. - Choppy, choppy.
- It's stringy.
- The layers, like, are aggressive to me.
- It's stringy to me,
but I think it might be because his hair is sweaty.
- But we just have to judge on the photo,
and I feel like that's where we are.
- So, I think we're set, except,
you know what I'm gonna do here?
I'm just gonna make a decision for the both of us.
We're gonna tie these.
(bell dings)
In my opinion.
- Yeah, because they're different.
They're different, and I like, you know,
yeah, they're different,
but good.
- I can understand why it's a trend now,
'cause it's actually not as bad as I thought.
- Do the hairstyle you want!
Rock it with confidence,
and you're gonna look 10 out of 10, no matter what.
That's how I feel about hair.
Commit, you're gonna rock it.
(applause) (upbeat music)