Hi, I'm Keith!
I'm Ned!
I'm Zach!
And I'm Eugene!
And we're...
The Try Guys!
Ned: We're back, baby! And welcome to our brand new channel.
Ned: The four of us have been hard at work building an independent production company together!
(slaps)
Zach: On this channel, we're more than just trying things we're...
creating! (creating)
Zach: More of the awesome new content, you know and love.
Ned: We're exploring (exploring!) new exciting projects
That'll blow your mind.
Eugene: We're evolving (evolving!) into the seasoned production tour-de-force...
Keith: and we're still gonna get totally naked!
(naked!)
Eugene: Nope, no, we're not put your shirt back on.
Ned: I haven't been wearing pants.
Eugene: Oh, my god you guys listen we're a mature autonomous group.
Zach: For the record. I also have not been wearing pants.
Keith: Even though Eugene clearly hates us, we're still best friends
and we're beyond thrilled to be sharing this next chapter of our
professional and personal lives with those who matter the most to us.
Ned: My wife.
Keith: No.
Ned: (disappointed) Oh.
Ned: My baby!
Keith and Zach: Aww. Eugene: Ew.
Keith: But no, no, it's you our beautiful and amazing fans!
Zach: We wouldn't be where we are today without your love and support,
and we can't thank you enough for watching our videos and joining us
as we enter this brand-new journey. ÒwÓ
Ned: Now that we are completely independent,
we control how our brand runs and we'll be more connected to you than ever before.
Keith: So here's the dope thing we're doing:
You can sign up for our patreon and get access to behind-the-scenes videos,
interactive live streams, exclusive merch and so much more.
Eugene: On patreon, fans can access new videos a day
early, and we'll be hosting a live form Q&A every month to answer all of your burning questions.
Zach: You are the lifeblood of our work. So you get to decide the direction of our channel.
Ned: We are creating a bunch of amazing videos and we need you.
Eugene: Yes, please subscribe because we literally emptied our bank accounts
to start this channel and daddy needs a drink.
Keith: Ooh, mama needs a drink too!
And hold on to your butt butts baby because we about to get crazy up in here. ÒwÓ
Zach: We are gonna be premiering a brand spankin new video every Wednesday and Saturday of every week!
Eugene: Are you fucking serious? That's so many videos.
Zach: Eugene, I know this is a scary time. I mean, obviously,
we're all really nervous about this.
Ned: Yeah, do you want a hug? ÚwÙ
Eugene: No, absolutely not
Ned: Come heeeere!!
Keith: That's right, two videos a week until, I don't know, I guess
until we die! That's how the internet works!
Zach: We can't wait to show you what's in the store to start:
We are launching with an epic five part series called Parenthood.
All about my man, Ned becoming a daddy for the first time.
Ned: I love my baby, Eugene. And I love all of you. <3
Eugene: Okay okay, that's it. No more hugging.
Everyone go back to your appropriately color-coded backgrounds, now!
(everyone else being stubborn children to their dad)
Eugene: Look we're extremely passionate about the work that we've done
and so excited to embark on new adventures together and we want you all to be a part of it.
We're taking this time to bet on ourselves
and create something truly special and I couldn't imagine doing this with anyone else.
Everyone except Eugene: Awww <3
Zach: So... That means... Oh! You love us..?
Eugene: Fine... I love you guys. UwU
(cheering)
Keith: Now we get to the stuff, I always wanted to say oh my god oh my god, big boy
Keith: Click to subscribe!
Ned: Like and share.
Zach: Join our patreon.
Eugene: And follow us on Facebook and our new group accounts on Twitter and Instagram.
Everyone: Links in description!
Zach: Ueh, that felt gross.
Keith: Ooh. You liked it! Here, have those champy damn damn.
(Keith gives a glass of champagne to Eugene)
Ned: I propose a toast.
To the videos we made that got us here!
Zach: And brand new beginnings!
Keith: To everyone out there watching!
Eugene: And to my best friends!
The Try Guys.
The Try Guys: Cheers!
(They grow up so fast. UwU)
Keith: Eugene, you about to tell me you're haven't been wearing pants this whole time.
(Everyone stares at Eugene)
(smirk)
Zach: Oh!
(cheering)
Keith: He got us!
♫♫
Keith: Cheers!
Zach: Oohohohoh!
Keith: OH SHIT!
It's in my drink. It's in my drink!
(Amazed Keith)
Keith: What do we do? The take was going so well!
Eugene: No it wasn't going well.
Eugene: Alright, let's reset for another take.
Keith: Can I have one without glass in it?
Hooray for the Try Guys! UwU