So I thought yesterday was Monday and also the day before that so basically I've been here for three Monday's
You should see a doctor about that. See ya
Bye
Hey, Shayne
Hey, Olivia
Great. It's broken.
Flitz just got coffee.
Oh then he's the one who broke it.
Let me try
See?
what?
Excuse me, sir.
Oh hey Courtney,
shh, I'm saving my personality for camera. I'm about to shoot a vlog
Wait, is that cup empty?
Yes, sir.
It worked for Flitz and Olivia. It won't work for me or Courtney
Oh my god. The coffee machine is racist! Against white people!
Noah, I need your help
Oh, yeah, totally man, okay?
So we're gonna need twice as much weight as we think because when the human body dies it bloats And then it floats in water and.....
No! No! No! No! I think the coffee machine is racist!
Against white people!
It probably is.
Look, can you make a cup of coffee to test it out?
No, I don't drink coffee because caffeine is a drug.
I don't need you to drink it I just.. you know I need you to like go and press the buttons and see...
CAFFEINE IS A DRUG!
Don't you smoke a bunch of weed?
Keith, can you go get me coffee?
No
you don't understand. It's because you're black.
EXCUSE ME?!
I can't get coffee because I'm white. So I need you, a black person, to go get coffee for me.
You know what? It's too early for this s#!@.
Racism is ruining my day!
Coffee machine worked just fine for me.
How?
Well, it was simple really.
All I had to do is make the selection and the machine brewed me a nice hot cup of Colombian gold.
You're telling me the coffee machine brews gold?
What, no are you high?
Can you make me another cup of coffee?
Yes. I can.
While I watch?
Yes, I perform better with an audience.
Now if you'll notice, I hit coffee drinks, Colombian, small, regular, go.
Oh! Oh!
Ohhhh!
Wait, but if the coffee machine is racist -
against white people -
and it got Ian to brew him coffee then that means...
Ian, you're black!
Ian is black..
Ian is black! Ian is black!
AAAHH!!!!! *Dramatic music plays in background*
I'm tired of everyone being racist towards white people!
Do you know how hard it is to be a white man in America?!
Yo, you gotta dial it down Shayne.
No, I don't Keith!
It's hard being white! For instance, uh well..
Okay, uh I can't have spicy food! Even though Pepcid does help with the heartburn.
Oh, how about this? The other day-
I was pulled over by a cop for no apparent reason other than my registration was expired-
and he helped renew it for me. Which was very nice of him!
Oh what else? Oh oh, politics!
No, uh my salary - no...
Oh! Acting jobs!
Definitely not... Definitely no, I'm straight crushing it.
Oh! But the coffee machine!
The copy machine is 100% racist!
Against white people!
Are you sure you're doing it right?
Of course I'm "doing it right" Oliviaaaa...
I'm a white man!
I press coffee!
Espresso!
Small!
Strong!
Cancel. Duh!
You're supposed to press go. Not cancel.
They're not....
They're not the same?
Well, what about Courtney? It wouldn't give her coffee.
I don't want coffee. I like empty cups
There's a hopefulness to an empty cup you can put anything in it. God bless.
Oh.
Uh, well then. I guess we're good.
I'd appreciate it if we didn't tell anybody else about this.
I already called HR.
I completely understand.
Coffee, Espresso, small, strong...
Go.
Yes!
Ahh....
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