ladies are accepting I and welcome back
to remix mass again I'm pumped and I'm
ready to go and I got my Invisalign
still in and it's annoying the [ __ ] out
of me already
how do people do this for weeks and
weeks and weeks I'm half a day in and I
hate it
alright where are we going it's a Danish
[ __ ] to the points available
I think it's lying to me oh yeah umm
yeah it says a for could I get four for
- refilled and glory kills each demon
killed by the grenade explosion spawn
scatter bombs that might be good but I
always forget to fire grenades of people
um Arsenal gear I don't want remote
detonate I don't want these stinky
things I can't get that anyway why would
I you talk about that oh it just didn't
keep the upgrade that I got before Oh
cuz the save was in a weird place I got
it
check out this look because it's [ __ ]
awesome tonight
we're like grapple everywhere ooh what
this oh the ballista hell yeah
Oh maybe you should have waited until I
got this - just use the points that I
just [ __ ] spent I know I need an
upgrade thing anyway okay I am going to
ruin everybody's day with this
need to find another priest as an
Irishman I should be good at it [ __ ]
countries follow
[Music]
oh that was so weirdly timed I thought I
shot a hole in the spaceship oh do you
crazy madcap son of a [ __ ] I'll go fast
this game loads it's amazing oh my god
are those gigantic tentacles this is the
site where the invasion began the oldest
and most corrupted location on the
planet the ark fought hard but they were
eventually driven out by the demons holy
[ __ ]
I mean of course we seem giant stuff in
the game before but this is epic I also
listen back to the last recording that I
did and I do have a list I didn't think
I did when I was talking but then I used
to saw it I was like I washed my hands
can you just stop you're just
embarrassing yourself at this point the
hell growth oh my god that's amazing do
I get to fight this please say it's so
daddy the hell growth formations on
earth have undergone great scrutiny by
expert at the Allied nations these
cancer like growths exhibit alarming
cellular reproduction rates outpacing
any biological life-form previously
known the structural pattern is chaotic
almost random with only one identifiable
constant the emergence of totem lake
nests which had full maturity resonate
with powerful electromagnetic
frequencies capable of producing a form
of inverse quantum field but simple
science really guys if you don't know
this and I don't know what to say these
fields once activated result in the
fabrication of hell portals sonic oh my
[ __ ] a hell portal tears in
space-time which serve as gateways
between dimensions tears in space-time
the other is very happy these plague
Jupiter oh hey your came out today good
to see you dad what do we do god that's
[ __ ] awesome looking floaty boys
it's up is that a doom
those guys are heck and dooms over there
anything secrets
it's all like normal enemies around here
and I don't trust it
[Music]
what's going on nights oh how do we get
that dude whoa look at that big gigantic
mouth hole both both both oh wait I
actually need to shoot you with it
I'm just taking damage no for no reason
to say hey I fear nothing
wait let's use this one oh let's fire
rate is kind of slow though it's way
strong holy tits on a cracker
oh now you're done
vaporized sent to another dimension we
won t can you come back down you were
down before before I got there okay I'll
get it soon can I do anything for this
wait how much he shoots 25 at once I
need to save that boom my god I need to
be able to shoot this thing faster I
wish it was real time instead of having
to reload what's up what's up buttercup
you want to go
Oh big jaws the size of that unit all
right I want to show up things in this
thing and make it explode sounds a lot
like sex you know saying
no thank you booth who's mr. Locke and
Ajami can you [ __ ] off and you good
you're not gonna show a bastards out out
now way of low hell because I'm not
taking this that seriously and I really
shouldn't be okay where is this father
hey hey
but I just took out of here but I'm
assuming that it was supposed to stay in
here until you know you're doing a good
job if the stuff that's on the inside
comes out in the outside I blasted you
into several pieces people are gonna be
getting pieces of you for Christmas or
years you don't need that head that's my
head now go [ __ ] yourself
nice they ought to be close to it it's
[ __ ] gross
whose exact
no not that one listen up my needs do
bye-bye
good to see you good to see you thanks
for coming out how is it goin lad sir
you will nothing work put on a little
that's the wrong guy you're aiming at
the wrong guy
you nail them push
it's so [ __ ] funny it's so
unbelievably fun video games are not
allowed to be this fun it should be
criminal I feel like I'm committing
crime Gooch
come on what punch not a boy
I'm good ouch 50 demons okay a really
tired of these slither suckers
whoo-hoo I've eaten you for dinner
give me that head you little [ __ ] oh no
it's a big fat ass mango I don't know
what else to call you do your thing
think that you always attaboy you do
your thing and I'll do my thing I'm
sorry I called you a mango you're more
of a pineapple I don't even know what
I'm saying anymore how do i how do I in
there's a seat in there too in the inn
how do I second knows there though did
it
doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo
like a whole lot of dances going on
behind that door I don't want to go
there they're not get a codex
there we go he'll grow part 2 the growth
exhibits certain predetermined qualities
and the consumption of our ecosystem it
creates environmental conditions more
conducive for its own continued
formation in effect employing an organic
method of tariff formation the resulting
environment is hostile to terrestrial
life producing an atmospheric toxins and
a multitude of environmental hazards
sounds like someone just let out off
from wet fart although it is understood
that the growth accelerates the arrival
of demon life on earth it is not clear
how the growths themselves originated or
whether there was some sort of catalysts
that created the conditions necessary
for their existence believes that if the
source of the growths can be identified
there may be a means of uprooting the
entire formation one uprooted I'm going
to be a gardener for this episode you
got to pull out the entire thing you
gotta pull out stamens
[Music]
oh god you're annoying Melissa what can
you get our bolused zooms in for
additional precise bonus damage and
flying demons okay
destroyer blade oh that looks cool I'm I
don't know how useful it's gonna be
though how many times do I get into a
scenario where I have to you know line
everybody up this might be better
I do have some other mods with these but
I never really used them you know please
do it oh that's fun
hey how dare you it's just sitting there
swinging the way they died the way they
melt and disappear it reminds me a lot
of blade the old blade vampire movies
with Wesley Snipes we go back i watch
those the death animation is very very
similar you're like I'm missing a lot of
stuff in this area what what are you oh
you're an upgraded version of those
other guys
now ain't nothing a [ __ ] wha-wha that's
what shocked me
okay I need to destroy a lot more of
those to get my mastery
oh that hurt you a lot hurting me a lot
ow
ouchie ouchie cookie Oh II mm-hmm just
what I need
just what the doctor prescribed hold it
in front of upside-down
oh nice I think jointed slice got a
weapon point go walk is happening there
oh he's killing me that's the time um
all right he look at it fought down
below
you know hindsight's 20/20 and so is
this year okay there's a lot of [ __ ]
hidden behind something how do I get
back out here read the beginning
I see naturally it's up we go the buff
totem both totems increased the speed
and damage of nearby demons so kill them
mailee they told him to remove the buff
and the demons both demons will
endlessly spawn until the buff totem it
the yeah
there's me anybody seen a wolf totem you
don't think a regular told him with
swole I thought that was a thing
blow it up blow it up there you go
Oh God
you are very [ __ ] fast with that
Bremen let's hope there's [ __ ]
everywhere sweet bags
I just want the thing from the guy
so really so much to ask
give me this thank you for the pancake
good luck
with a focus the tone up oh it's behind
that
no these guys are very hard but this is
happening I'm over here now
[ __ ] me [ __ ] me you guys saw another
endlessly spawning what holy [ __ ] it
have to be endlessly annoying as well
I don't know how I get in here Oh [ __ ]
Oh baby a triple wasn't but I just like
saying things okay no over here I need
to go back I I'm so confused from where
I was and what was happening low ammo
okay gotcha
whoa I'm oh I can deal with it's the low
health that [ __ ] me up there is a
there's a bunch of bonus [ __ ] in here
but how do I get to them
take this thing here no okay
it was another it was like a bonus thing
somewhere a bonus encounter thing
[Music]
I don't know how any of this works yeah
this we have to do
oh my god Mable 11 seconds
the [ __ ] am I supposed to do that I need
way stronger weapons to do something
there
alright maybe we'll come back to that
after I don't have the ammo for this
either the way I'm ammo for [ __ ]
nothing and now everything so cute
who shoot me they need to get rid of
these
but I need to do this on them that's
only four out of 25 [ __ ] are you kidding
me
okay that's fine whoo
do they get it nope okay get that
ah look the hell is even happening
where am I and what do I do I mean chase
play a lot of bastards
alright so much lag between when I jump
out of that and when I can actually
shoot them or melee them what am I
trying to say
I don't know fine for hooks hey
that looks important
oh yeah baby this thing is nuts
okay maybe I should chain saw you and
get some owl back home huh that sounds
like a good idea
[Music]
oh [ __ ]
Hey look my friend [ __ ] mutter
I'm just flying all over the place I
don't even give a care given all these
hick and screamy boys
would you guys watch
enough with the screaming hey I get it
you're mad yeah nothing left I have so
many weapons that have to time I forget
what weapons I actually have but a
runner on ammo and everything
immediately
oh yes it was awesome
any ammo in here for anything I mean I
guess I should you know do the thing
that I'm supposed to do to get ammo and
chainsaw you though out that works
it also words stay still a late though
I want anything Christ
all right I want to do this one again
it's so cool very nice weapon point
acquired can I upgrade this movement
speed an herbalist mode is increased
increased the size the herbalist
explosion hmm I'm gonna end up getting
gold alright let's have a look-see
around here and see what's in this area
feels like there's just endless places
to go what were these things they have
to use them I don't trust them
it's guy all the way down there on his
own
I'll kill him to get em that's what I'll
do I have decided sorry dude your
necessary sacrifice get even more ammo
stock up fill up now let's see what this
is all about you
two more Kings would be required to open
the passage find them
okay
I mean you don't have to tell me twice
it's tell me three times
we push hard you shut up lady
nice no fall damage
someone's on me what
[Music]
it's an invisible one
a specter the ice brown bomb will break
the cloaking behavior allowing lock-on
weapons to work what the hook how dare
he be invisible and I won't do that
miss locks
who will write your [ __ ] novel out
all right a point for moi what should I
get mo nice as the heart of the nest
it has taken root in this facilities
named Howard Jo reactivating the
generator will destroy the nest [ __ ]
[ __ ] there you go so weird and creepy
and I don't like him like that though
oh I thought it was a special thing I
need to do to get through
a chainsaw you oh yeah I can what do you
guys would have been too strong for that
nice I need to I need to really go back
to this level again because I feel like
I've missed a [ __ ] ton of stuff oh oh
gallon gun ooh Miyagi
help me get e though super gore nest
operation lock AER follows following
reports of blahblah Recon teams info in
full gamma and info Hector attempted
what's up my name is in full Jack and
I'm here to infiltrate this game their
final transmission indicated a massive
demonic energy or massive demonic
presence entering the reactor facility
through continuum gates or hell portals
an emergency Global council meeting
approved an immediate Erik response than
a situation at the lock reactor the
assembled coalition strike force
included for us battle mech divisions
the car newer long-range naval armored
[ __ ] lots of things yes lots of very
big words for NATO the initial
bombardment from the L R and a B was met
with the immediate response from
invasion forces an estimated 8,000 of
these gargoyles attack the fleet sinking
32 vessels and disabling a further 78
percent of the three basically the
world's biggest game a battleship the
remaining ships retreated to a position
approximately 32 miles offshore beyond
the reach of the gargoyles but also out
of artillery range that this is not very
effective lizard with the feet out of
action the battle Max and the Apaches
initiated a danger-close salvo against
the reactor as shock troops and Special
Forces attempted a row rearward rearward
I can I can't read okay give me a
[ __ ] break words are hard killing
things is easy
several platoons made it inside the
reactor where the demons had already
established this super gore nest
although corners have been reported at
various invasion sites this is the
largest so far observed the nest has
been built around the reactor core
itself several thousand iff beacons are
amassed at the nest location Jesus
suggests that the demons are using our
fallen forces as part of their
bio-organic continuum gate I'm a brain
in this parade real hard at the time of
writing the nest is considered to be
ground zero of the invading force and
has the continuum gate is destroyed this
analyst sees no way to stem the influx
music back [ __ ] beginning
these barricades
sucks
oh [ __ ] that was stupid
I kind of just let that happen
[Music]
so you're trying to get armor all the
time as much as I can I should also be
using my grenades more but I just keep
forgetting that I have them
I've so many things to take care of what
this what are this a rad suit oh that
suits rad protects player from toxic
slime and toxic water but degrades over
time recharge the red suit by finding
red suit refills okay
don't mind if I saw this guy in half
real quick okay so they were giving me
upgrades for rad suits ages ago
I stay in the air doesn't not degrade
that much hate go up there
[Music]
nice don't be because once your soul has
been consumed your fear will cease to
exist
oh oh yes okay so about 90 oh man
last one of these I failed miserably
okay
I shouldn't be doing this it takes so
long
[Music]
man so many easy enemies to kill but
there's so many of them that I can't do
it got very close though like a people I
should hire okay now that I know what's
coming I should get ready we're doing
that took a lot
yes [ __ ] nailed it
hell yeah whoa up top you better have
done it otherwise that's just cringing
all right only a 40 left in my ride seat
though isn't it thing sure is okay where
are we going Lex what up baby
this is where I came in ah look at you I
eaten away there like a little thicker
access to the heart chamber
our chambers dope oh wait your eyes not
gonna like kind of thick all right our
chamber is where I want this though Oh
God
wait do this couple that with that hell
yeah I couldn't chainsaw him I thought I
could chain one is awesome when I used
it in the I played like this super hard
part of the early access version that I
played and I went into a slayer gate
with like the toughest enemies around
and beat it guys I'm awesome boy I was
able to use the chain gun during that it
was so [ __ ] cool ok the generator is
a dormant state unlocking the left
terminal room now okay you got it there
chief but I didn't like fast trapping
locations in this area I don't know
[Music]
power it up oh yeah blend them up make a
nice smoothie 50% of power has been
restored excellent to destroy the nest
I'm unable to open the door to the
second term of its time of course I
think I just need to find somebody who's
able to do it better
oh go away Medusa
can you tell what my favorite weapon is
we keep using their grenades and this
thing I just love it so so much feels
awesome to use
can do for us I will shoot you okay
Dirty's dirty sink easy laughs right on
Oh God
yes
oh it's so satisfying you love to see
you nice to go huh open that [ __ ] up
I'm gonna do Oh
woof totem nearby bank so we have seen
word is easier either we just have to
kind of run around and guess I worked
don't work real nice oh I'm back we just
found it
[Music]
oh I got him I got him I got him gonna
frag grenade that time am I doing that
thing for I'm like whoa running with the
game and moving with it
hell yeah that's how you know it's a
good game when I'm got into it and I'm
like super invested in what's happening
I have forgotten the right-clicking
would let me do that that was so cool we
all right Murr - yeah what do I need to
do acquire a weapon mod I got that
complete both secret encounters perform
three different glory killed on pinky's
I haven't done any gory kill them than
their pinkies are stinking thank you a
father pang hey I want renewed with
utmost skill thank you
belching I get gross back with the best
of them [ __ ]
anything around here any stinky blankies
there's something over here for sure but
we were the gauntlet
wait is this where I actually had to go
damn it you wanna kill her punch her in
the face thing over there that felt cool
I got main theme
[ __ ] yeah that sense of traversal is so
good
open says me what's the other stuff that
I want enemies killed with blood punch
drop health survive one death blow and
briefly slow down time this might be
really good from glory kills faster
that's also really good I'm gonna get
the thing that survives death a little
bit
all powered up and nowhere to go
wait I want to do deathblow on you can I
just do enough damage to the front where
it will allow me to do that does it have
to be the back
there we go I didn't do one of those
didn't always need to do one from the
front
[ __ ] launches oh yeah
up your arse
the Cameron you know
I saw a thing back there a breaking door
all I need to go that way anyway
I think hiding away dirt effect don't
give that thing I kiss Thanks all righty
making some fantastic progress past me -
we regenerate snow is awesome away no
secrets on this evening
Wow let's get my ass singed off nice
[ __ ] down here this thing up there
where is that
No
I'm a just going back to where I was
yeah whatever father is fine Jesus hey
watch yes oh so good
Thank You Kate on
anything this is a surface
pick him up he's vanished I'll take it
open says me
anything hidden in between you guys
sometimes you like to do that on me no
not today disco lady
[Music]
is right in your belly hi fellas
oh you guys were here ah he ducked right
in time
[ __ ] her out again
come on
[Laughter]
sometimes it's the simple things in life
they get you going alright so the way of
all the things now yes
wait Oh God I have to defeat things okay
okay I need to do you as well
because I want this [ __ ] bomb mastery
thing that's aged out of 25 things
destroyed
nice
welcome up Kenneth
okay fast have it or not that's perfect
did I do it yeah yeah hit into you since
you open wide I'm coming in the FIDE
barrier has opened this air shaft will
provide access to the generators control
terminal this looks like alien actually
looks like dooms three awesome
environments dope my cankles
is that it or do I actually to fight
something from the heart what am I
asking we're just gonna find out
Oh Brian the generator is now at full
power you can now use the main console
to destroy the heart Oh dinner is served
lads this is gonna smell great like bait
in the morning
I
oh good I'm type Homme and I wanted to
search around in this place more morning
main generator over I repeat
main generator overload please proceed
to the nearest emergency exit okay
damn I shouldn't have gone down there
yeah I should have explored more
okay
that'll do
okay I don't need to fight you guys
although I do don't I eat to get the
weapon mod points
I think whatever
Oh God only have 30 seconds well this is
dumb
[Music]
my out 22 seconds [ __ ] maybe shutting
apart those guys Oh baby that's cool yes
with the whole nest down with all those
other big tentacles now go away that was
awesome Oh
okay yeah I knew I missed a lot in that
one I think I can go back to the levels
later though which I want to do his
guardian are destroyed okay we will
require assistance in order to locate
the final ellcrys can help us with our
search to the our command station dr.
hate for the first game right
well like the the new version of the
game during 2016
isn't that one right
sorry I shouldn't punch a portal you
know sometimes you gotta let in portal
know who's boss the r-complex hell yeah
there's a lot of Hell years and old
babies in this playthrough dr. Hayden is
just across the complex this industrial
campus was once the headquarters of the
resistance imma want that lady oh hey
going down Oh almost a little too far
though
evacuation
nice crushed ahead stroke the shaft
cup the balls that one's cool so is that
so is that it's all cool Oh God
god that's the tax combination
oh here I come baby that's so cool
secret that was not the time he's alert
nice 20 he's place shooting barrels did
you realize that was the thing what's my
challenge for in here acquire two ruins
over load a shield with the plasma rifle
to kill six demons ok destroy for
shoulder-launched or weak points on
revenants
I mean easy when you're a [ __ ]
hardcore gamer
I'm coming in hook her up nice 24 for
that
that's so fun
goddamn [ __ ] flying through them now
[Applause]
he's like hey look at me
wait what type of challenge was it for
them oh just destroy for rockets
ow [ __ ]
now come on
there you go
what is even happening those [ __ ]
guys everywhere
[Music]
Jesus please let me at him let me at him
okay wow this isn't going well
can you come over here
damn it's stupid
I just like killing dudes too much
having to do it a certain way and to
vory kills not my style my style is talk
everything kill everyone ask questions
never
you know that kind of so
who and what and where and white [ __ ]
oh you son of a [ __ ]
you're looking at this music is [ __ ]
open baby nice
oh that music rocks my [ __ ] socks bud
I'm gonna kill her [ __ ] her up
I wanna make her not live anymore
actually honey
there I have three already put up
another sheet back wait is he dead he's
dead
noise this game is just non-stop
oh it actually makes me at my heart pump
it makes me feel a lie I feel most alive
when I'm hurtling towards my dead
oh yeah make a barrier
there's four make another barrier
there's six nice actually kill fever
[ __ ] low health god damn it I always do
this it always seems to be on these guys
too
I think I underestimated
[Music]
damnit I wasted all my [ __ ] extra
lights oh well who cares were still
having fun he eat my foot you stinky
weirdo you smell that
it smells like money what'd I do with
this
oh I climb
whoa hello
who did that
one
oh hi I actually needed some more of you
honey
nice but all my challenge is done oh
wait now I can fight you rules wait yeah
I haven't upgraded anything in a while
maybe because I only have three things
not really worth upgrading huh need that
thing for that mobile turret to me you
tell me why this music is so awesome
I know why it's because Nick Gordon made
the music and he's [ __ ] dope I decided
that you all know I'm stuck in goups
he's look at the soup
let me under the soup goop
Oh baby
eat my fist you [ __ ] weirdo I don't
know what these insults hurt there's
such a non in sports I hope the time
they don't even apply but it makes me
feel awesome
I turned you into last week's dinner
okay caca demon
oh man oh man I can't get out I can't
get out I can't get out God that was
[ __ ] awful oh that could've been so
much worse
[ __ ] launch me let me in let me in I
can't [ __ ] move cuz of the soup oh
gosh there's a whole other area over
here they could've been
now we have the power of Ghent on my
side
eat it oh man I really thought that was
gonna be it I thought that I was gonna
die fully that time no no wait what's
done here them god this purple [ __ ] is
so annoying
I was thinking forgetting that I can
just get our Moroder dudes it's so
Pacific Rim looking that's awesome again
can we take a moment of appreciation to
realize how well this game runs with so
much going on on screen because it
doesn't look like a bad game it looks
[ __ ] awesome but all of these
particles and all of these characters
and things on screen the fact that it
keeps up with that and it lets you like
be that twitchy and that flicky with
[ __ ]
it's amazing the entrance into dr.
Aidan's outpost is blocked to peripheral
turrets identified calculating optimal
firing path and firm you do that you
could use both turrets
oh right up Main Street your pinky sinky
look at these [ __ ] boys are in Howey
lads
okay that's 1902 25 dude well
lots of armor for a boy
I thought that a blood punch whoops
no we do no no I don't I was looking at
hey hey this that just stops giving
yourself up
[Music]
that's a new one a saver monkey bus it's
a heavily armored variant that
specializes in long-range combat a
single blood punch destroys all of their
armored [ __ ] have one of those let's
get one minute
I keep forgetting that I'm the [ __ ]
chain gun now as well Oh table [ __ ]
Oh big that's big
where is everybody going the party's
just getting started
only my waist in the Emma with this on
them I build up make mud punch and I'll
get rid of it it's there just stomp her
open ye dental appointment you want to
do the line - I'll take that arm and
your life thank you
place is [ __ ] happen though number
blood punch it no hi Satan kill
animation I am glad that they changed a
lot of the kill animations think there's
so many of them for each character no
and it really adds a lot more diversity
to the game and it makes it less
repetitive and boring because that's
what stopped me playing doom 2016 I just
got bored of everything it just felt
like after like two or three hours I
felt like I kind of saw what the game
had to offer
it never really got bigger and bigger
and bigger after one after another
because their level designs started to
kind of fall apart on it this one is
much better mobile turret or an energy
shield Oh energy shields cool transform
the weapon barrels into a mobile turret
it stalls if overheats I don't know if I
want that is pretty [ __ ] cool looking
that would be really good for a boss hey
caps plain obscure right now cool but
this seems like it might be really
useful in a pinch pinchy pinchy pinchy
yeah that's good okay can I upgrade that
already energy shield recharges 35 yeah
dashing into heavy demons will cause
them to falter what that means I mean I
can deduce what it means
I just mean oh god I don't know what it
means to dash into them like that
oh wait oh yes
nice nice oh that's cute I want them I
wonder they should sell those as little
dolls and buy some howdy fellas
hey check out the wrong one secret
weapon mastery Chico they killed ok I
need a bit more fight left in them
is dr. Elena Richardson log entry 0:02
subject analysis of doom Slayer January
24th 2016 there is no chance that the
subject is a demon we a blood sample was
pulled from the Mars base event that
show his blood type is b-positive he is
male with a genome that makes him very
much a member of the human race but the
enhanced strength speed and athleticism
would indicate otherwise but we can see
from the blood samples that there are
foreign bodies present of unknown origin
I cannot as a contributing member of the
scientific community agree with the
assumption by some of my colleagues that
he is for lack of a better word a god an
avenging angel the right hand of doom
here to save humanity from its sins but
I cannot ignore that the timing of his
arrival the identity of his enemies the
fire and brimstone element to this
catastrophe me currently find ourselves
in as it has definitely shaken my
scientific resolve from her cool I'm a
god that's what I got out of that whole
thing oh god guys okay I have that fully
upgraded I don't really like this going
I never really use it
remote detonate now let's get this one
nice hey soon later on we just be able
to get out of them what matters after
this is the is the weapon points that I
get that help me upgrade each of them
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bouncy nice oh oh
that was mega bouncy what the [ __ ] I
mean geez
this thing is an absolute assault on the
senses nice thank you over there see
this is cool [ __ ] [ __ ] playing
through a building I have to jump Jackie
Chan style from building to building
it's cool
sit down you come down okay I got the
money way thank you
but that was the secret mean so could be
I don't know
things already paying for itself it's
awesome singing I want I want singing
how do I think
son
I don't know there's no like way through
anywhere
maybe there's something up ahead
hi I saw it last second and turned ass
to come back I'm surprised that even
worked
and can't break glass and break
everything else though to break your
heart
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this is dr. Elena Richardson login' can
I just play them from here
oh subject analysis doomsayer forever
you saying maybe he is a god maybe he
represents humankind's rage that our
will to persevere I'm reading it here
because if I leave her voices go to the
spirit he is uncompromising a relentless
being of violence that knows no mention
of the hesitation shown by our many
leaders and politicians during our time
of judgment can he overcome them alone
if he can't we as a species all species
will survive subject analysis see just
stop talking rookie that they're
conveniently spaced apart like that
she's talking
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you tell me a revenant weakpoint Mary
can't species all species will not
survive no one is born sinner hey come I
panting thank you dude I will take your
pancake and go very far
how do we get to London the plane
Green [ __ ] down there green usually
means that I can go there see
let's just check oh my god that is
exactly where I had to go holy [ __ ] Doh
spider monkey
oh you did not last pissing time bro
after all day I didn't get that other
one back there where I was like yeah
I'll go forward and see if there's
something I went through the wall
awesome
now I'm getting greedy how
I need you
let's do this
[ __ ] amazing operate
yeah that's the wrong guy
when to do it to him but whatever I'll
take whatever I can get at this point
Oh
no I'm owing that very little ammo in
this out of ammo and this out of our
what do I have ammo for bring it to boil
no longer this guy
hell yeah oh there's a secret encounter
up there hey you rolled a
God music [ __ ] unbelievable what the
hook
it's awesome
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there's some left in this area
I'm gonna get up there what up
he really slips off the edges no I'll
get there somehow
wait I can't progress though hello how
[Music]
this feels like a thing
[Music]
nope Boop Jesus are we twitched it's
acting like someone's not dead I think
he's supposed to be in here something's
broken
Zota checkpoint there's no time there to
die for
oh god all the way back here oh man
now
I'm hurtin so is he
okay help
oh boy I [ __ ] nail them
[ __ ] I've no mo understand
from this way please
now man no I want to shoot this
whatever will I do oh nice that's a lot
of armor maybe there's somebody up there
I'm supposed to kill that just didn't
die last time
no idea
so did this and then all these guys are
showing up
you came out of the wall I was wondering
where you showed up though Yesi now you
came out me that cannon yes
[ __ ] yes
[ __ ] yes chainguns insane Mears Kelly
man famous animal
but not if I saw someone
oh right your face there we go so it was
broken last night weird weapon point Oni
of - oh God hi ice those are the shots
you want to be hitting what punch
give me that torso you don't need it
anymore you have Becker
some charmer tell you
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oh that's so cool exactly what I wanted
to do before these bunkers
let's you guys his favorite weapon I
know a lot of these have like two weapon
mods as well but I really just like the
loadout that I have works really well
for my playstyle
Samuel Hayden in 2150 following the loss
of communication between Earth and Mars
based facilities UAC director dr. Samuel
Hayden suddenly resurfaced on earth
before the a.n council the demonic
invasion of Earth had already begun and
dr. Hayden had arrived just in time to
provide aid he supplied the resistance
armies with argent technology and
advanced armaments taking helm of the
newly formed Erik as lead director dr.
Hayden's tactical and scientific acumen
were invaluable to the war effort and he
was soon given full command over all
resistance efforts by the global council
the ark engaged the demons with
bleeding-edge tech exosuits and heavy
frame battle max but found themselves
fighting a losing battle operation hell
breaker with Samuels final plan a
powerful counter-attack that ultimately
ended in failure his robotic torso
retrieved by Erik soldier Samuel is now
tended to and monitored by a skeleton
crew of scientists they had been given
contingency orders to safeguard his body
along with the crucible obtained on Mars
yeah so the thing in his hand is the
crucible right the sword it's in the
trailer for this game we're going to get
it eventually
alright let's see what this bonus thing
is Prater Sukhoi so I'm [ __ ] 12 and
I'm not putting them anywhere
that man is jealous against frozen demon
is increased like you guys start getting
really big ones fire twice before we
turn yes and yes and yes let's get all
the frag stuff we can all right what are
we up against
one thing what the [ __ ]
he's gonna throw one of those at me
Jesus Christ I don't have the [ __ ]
weaponry for this
we're doing right now oh I thought I got
him
[ __ ] oh man oh I've Laura Moore though
oh hey hey
shouldn't wasted that [ __ ] ham on him
wait for my fuel to recharge I'm gonna
fill up on fuel and then really lay
waste to these [ __ ] for any grenade
in the mouth of the Cacodemons should
work and then Shane going the rest of
them Freitas chingon all of them
actually
there we go
eat that son of a bitch's ass [ __ ] oh I
didn't realize I'm so close to death no
oh you melting pot of feces
goddammit I had that too
staying in one place [ __ ] me up I mean
that's what helped me actually do it but
human let's try it again
nice raise your booty hole stuck up an M
on now why like that
Oh big boy
use this gun waste its ammo because I
don't use it for anything else
mr. Bishop your command and closed
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great today go up another level by
accident
I've got you fired oops shouldn't be
here Oh nailed them nice
maybe I should charge this thing off
kill the Cacodemons with it instead of
lobbying one of these through his mouth
that might actually work out better and
then use the chain going on the other
guy yeah maybe okay no decent saves this
that's nice
for is
yes
yeah baby I didn't realize you weren't
dead holy [ __ ] boo was awesome should
have done it last time but I'm stupid
hell yeah let's so accomplished whenever
I do one of those
have no let's just plenty of me to go
around okay
normal anything
nice
Oh what up so that dick for that bonus
thing is the first death that I've had
without an extra life damn sad no I mean
you probably have to do but I don't yet
now you may fall down nice enemies
killed okay in speed boost yeah perform
them faster I think before performing
them faster means that they can do those
secret bonus things a lot quicker
does that guy who was down last time I
almost didn't get him finished
or not that's funny are you all gonna
become metalheads after this you should
it's [ __ ] awesome
we're great people metalheads are
actually some of the nicest people I've
ever met in my life they think it'd all
be angry and miserable and aggressive
but now they're awesome
my trying to do I don't even know
okay hello I'm up great
nice
oh I need to do one of these
[ __ ] oh [ __ ]
here we go
oh boy dashed into a pinky I didn't even
see him
nice
no death for me today please
right up your whole
Oh
whoa boy
coming out
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[ __ ] I didn't get my kill the pink you
know I didn't I thought I did over in
the kitchen where everywhere
[ __ ]
Oh God
got those frag grenade do not go very
far
what is happening oh yes
let me [ __ ] out him everything's a
one-hit kill yeah rip and tear
[ __ ] you pinky where's the brain get him
get him get him yeah tonight it's a
[ __ ] power that didn't kill anybody
all I am the dooms lair I am doing
battle come here
enamel
I need a loaf OmniFocus
gonna get him yep
nice
oh yeah
he's one of my favorite encounter so far
it was ruthless from start to finish
oh you're not done
didn't really work what more did it then
I'm glasses on but you get the idea
anything in here
the ark part - that's the ark a.m. by
21:51 the art began running operations
from the mobile command carrier a
seaborne command center designed for
long-range strike operations which would
serve as our HQ their primary objective
to locate and the source of the hell
growth infestation and in doing so
shooting down the emergence of hell
portals and closing the gate between
dimensions at the heart of the average
response coalition is an aggressive
research and development program in
pursuit of new military technologies as
part of dr. Hayden's commitment UAC
resources under his direction including
some of the most powerful AI ever
created have been deployed in service of
weapon development designed to face
health threat head-on funky cushy cushy
break it up you guys break it off
hopefully get up for you everyone
yes
yes ten more you can do ten more
Oh two-for-one I love that one you just
turn them upside out and they explode
idiots the shuffle is immense
Oh God
nice
just call me Justin cuz I'm just in time
I wanted saw him in half but I guess I
can I guess I gotta kill my guy he's
another away it seems like a chief oh
that's cool Wow dude I've been [ __ ]
portal now this is seriously one of the
best first person shooter campaigns I've
ever played it's so diverse it's so fun
so fluid looks great feels great
probably plays the best of any
first-person shooter I've ever played
it's so responsive we're gonna [ __ ] [ __ ]
up
can I do it let me do it let me do the
bank first target destroyed damn
cutscenes needed to destroy the
remaining tentacle Thank You Vega you're
a hero
fire the west turret okay I'll try and
really well that's kind of do but try
I'm going further down than I was before
this area really feels like Doom 3
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and then there was watch these are like
this easy you know that right you're
like not a problem
back you going dumbass our
transdimensional friends shall not walk
on tainted ground can I kill her can I
kill her yet maybe she's the final boss
she just comes up and talks you and
you're the final battle is to just see
how long he can last before you kill her
okay hi
nice these frag grenades are now really
strong this is all the power for the
head
hey hey cut my punku thank you
[Music]
mm-hmm yes
some of them are just not that creative
except of them are so over-the-top and
bananas looking but then every now and
then you get one that's just like oh
you've stabbed in that's it this one
doing them from far away oh wait I don't
have these
I keep thinking oh yeah now I'm powerful
I need to actually equip them the ruins
go here thrown equip three greatly
increased movement speed mouse - and
increase how long they stagger for oh
yeah cuz they didn't get the I didn't
get the one where I died and I got an
extra little bit honey cooked that one
that one there yeah yeah two points for
this
faster weapons which is really good
alright
here I come
who wants to die everybody and that can
be arranged
I know watch and Savi
don't have any weapon mods on this one I
just spit everywhere
right ooh nice full armor
oh god what am i I don't know party
boosting into people actually hurts them
what
oh yes oh yes oh yes
I am fast way too fast the problem with
being this fast is that it completely
[ __ ] up your mouth sensitivity and you
get so used to being so accurate with it
I don't like the speed one
everyone can eat it
look
several ways to use this on you guys
I think that enemies are able to get all
around the map as well but then kind of
attack you from everywhere oh that big
dance oh look at all of that give it to
me I think I got him today did now off
with his head
yeah Rockets so many guns now like wait
which ones we use
oh hello
okay not on you that's too much
oh yeah oh yeah oh whoops dude you got
in the line of fire you get in the line
of fire you're gonna die it's all I'm
saying
Rep right here I'm stuck I'm stuck
ah come on oh yeah you don't have the
extended stagger No
much better to use it on him
the slow motion in midair is so
overpowered and loved using it
there are enemies everywhere
what's a boy to do huh
nice
left that money left is the one more
snake do left what are you
there's one
here's two
this thing is so strong should have
Stran their [ __ ] face
nice
that was a never-ending topsy-turvy
over-the-top brawl extravaganza to the
death and I loved every second of it it
was amazing there we go
bouncy
what we're do I go downstairs back to
you fire the west turret
somebody alive
Oh back in this point
ah I see
no you ain't got on armor
oh wait I can't destroy those with this
I guess I'll just have to do that
instead oh god what a bother oh that was
confusing
now damn tanta Cleese okay this is rough
because I can't go anywhere I'm stuck in
the [ __ ] goop
I can't move fast can't jump hand - do
that though oh god no don't [ __ ] me up
like this won't help me fight hard
things in here
what'd he expect me to do against them
nice are you gonna do it again you know
[ __ ] bags out that works the trees how
do I get out of here and jump up
anywhere
ah okay so annoying we jump Oh thing you
don't mind if I yes oh god I almost
didn't make that that would have been
the worst thing to happen to me all day
so much shield all wasted immediately
give me that head [ __ ]
yes
take me down to the Paradise City where
the grass is green and the pass is
shitty how would you please take me oh
baby hey hey hey
break it off
don't make me come down there that's it
I'm I didn't even want to come down here
but you forced my hand I did I kind of
wanted to come down
we'll make it
let's try great operators great
idiot no here you floaty boy
you damn stink at Ron here
gotta come back I'll reach
Oh Western yes I would like to do this I
would like to [ __ ] your [ __ ] up as they
say
take me up baby would you let me do it
though as a game
if it's so bad eyes override successful
don't scare me like that
the path is now clear Austin access dr.
Hayden's outpost wait dr. Hayden I'm
coming down
get the fire in the biscuits ready
Jacobites coming for a sleepover God and
even realized if recording for almost
two hours at this point
time flies playing this game what how
long it is are take 15 hours or less
oh I just gonna have to fight a bunch of
dudes in this hallway cuz I'll do it
okay nevermind
oh I killed you so quick however being a
gamer I guess
now
okay this got way worse than I expected
it to way worse than I expected it to
baby yes that'll do nicely
attack with an arsenal full of rockets
oh I wonder what shotgun I should use
we all know the answers that shotgun
anyway
I come up come on
keep beat and [ __ ] out of them
open it up open up the pit circle pit
let me start Martian
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yes
I got the particles and everything
flying all over the place so cool let's
use this one now oh this is bad oh that
worked really well whoo I got scared
there for a second here
see these aspects of the soundtrack
arena cool hey goodbye bun Pig I will
sir thank you
traitor sue point okay high five
Arsenal points and one traitor soup
when you ain't got guns left for you
guys face ain't even go to face no more
look at that face that's a stupid face
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cut bones may even using white I hope
damn
I don't know what this one does does it
let me shoot faster
I don't know
Oh stuff is definitely [ __ ] strong I
really don't even need to kill him but I
had to that makes no sense
shut up this is dr. Elaine Richards log
entry 0:07 March 3rd 21 63
and with him lies our salvation for as
he gains in strength so do they fall in
numbers the priests command the armies
to the north and south but she controls
the fight the inner circle of death is
where he resides plunging them at the
far reaches of the earth and beyond I am
a believer now I feel it is in doom that
I have faith the Slayer is the spear
that stabs at the heart of our attackers
face those that would seek to harm us
should feel warned for there is only one
dominant life-form in this universe and
it carries a steel barreled sword of
vengeance
all hail the coming of the destroyer the
Slayers time oh yeah it is [ __ ] [ __ ] up
and look good doing it
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this feels like something important
about to happen like a boss fight or
something
the crusing I'm convinced come here for
this right
[Music]
can I just say that it is an honor for
me personally wait so the crucible is
something that can hold urgent power
isn't it emergency protocols have been
activated
I exist the facility now you guys want a
picture Hayden we uh we don't know how
to access his main cortex it's all alien
we couldn't figure it out we have to
prepare for his care for extraction you
were given specific orders warning
demonic presence entering main
laboratory
oh you're cool who are you uh he's
awesome
or be friends
now
okay the Marauder is a defensive
powerhouse stand too close he used the
shotgun sent you far away he throws
projectiles okay keep him at mid-range
counter his attack when his eyes flash
green otherwise he blocks your shots the
Marauder is resistant to super weapons
Oh God
[Music]
Jesus Oh God
okay seems like this guy might be a
force to be recognized
I just want [ __ ]
[Music]
shooting dogs and everything happy Oh
God
oh my god he [ __ ] sucks
nice
okay forget
mr.
and his dog
I'll [ __ ] off will you shit-faced ie
wasn't so [ __ ] tough whatever
he seemed hard in the beginning but once
you learned his attacks he's pretty easy
I need six out of ten yeah whatever it
was fun that level was awesome occupying
force without the priests
but there is still one priest left and I
have lost his signal I can no longer
locate it it's ok when you hate men oh
[ __ ]
the architecture is similar to his own
the only functional Slipgate to Sentinel
Prime is in the core of Mars in the lost
city of the Veth I have marked its
location for you but there is no easy
way to access the hell yeah you are
[Music]
okay awesome that's gonna do it for this
episode holy [ __ ] Hayden's back
Samuel Hayden is actually voiced by
Darrin DePaul I believe who is Jay jonah
jameson in the new spider-man game the
ps4 one he's also Reinhardt and
overwatch he does a bunch of voices he's
revenant in apex legends he's [ __ ]
awesome he's one of my favorites and I
would love to meet him one day hopefully
because I think he's cool but that that
those Devils were [ __ ] great I
absolutely loved this game it's not
getting any less amazing it's still
super fun every single time I'm really
excited for getting back in and doing
the challenge stuff cuz right now I'm
just like doing the missions and
whatever stuff comes up I'll do them and
whatever doesn't I'll just kind of keep
going but I'm looking forward to going
back and doing all of the challenge
stuff like the Slayer gates and the
secret bonus stuff I'm finding all the
extra little bits just get in here and
they're so much fun to play I hope you
guys are having just as much fun
watching it if you do or if you air I
should say please leave a like on the
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it's usually everyday anyway but thank
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you in the next one
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Haden you wanna come with the room on my
back