-Our next guest is the host of the weekly web series
"Snugglestorm" that can be found on his Instagram.
Here's one of our favorites, the very funny Pete Lee.
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-Aww! Thank you so much.
It feels so good to be back here in Minnesota.
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Minnesota. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Here, let me scooch past you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you better watch out for that frostbite.
It'll burn you like a bagel.
Yeah.
This is my wardrobe for the evening.
I wore a camouflage jacket.
Yeah, this is my woodsiest top.
But I don't know if you guys can tell by the shiny zipper.
It's Lululemon.
Yeah, I look like a dance mom.
I look like I should have a chest tattoo of a Crock-Pot...
with potholders that say, "Live, laugh, love."
Oh, it just feels so good to be around people again.
Do you guys agree with that? Yeah.
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Oh!
I've been so lonely in COVID, the other day,
my Bluetooth speaker was like, "Ready to connect,"
and I was like, "Ah, me too."
I want to connect with people
that don't even want to connect with me.
I met my new neighbor the other day.
He's this burly biker dude.
He goes, "What's up? My name is Chainsaw Mike."
Yeah, and I didn't want Chainsaw Mike to think
that I didn't also have a scary Nickname.
So I was like, "What's going on?
My name is Indoor Dining Pete.
Yeah, I'm dangerous.
I touch door handles and everything."
I touch door handles, but I touch them up top now.
That's what I do.
Right? I Michelle Obama the door handle.
Yeah. Other people go low. I go high.
But now, when I enter into a restaurant,
I look like a stripper who's starting her dance.
Like, I don't just enter. I create an experience.
And then, when I leave, you know, I wipe it down.
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God.
Oh! Have you guys seen this show on TV called the news?
Oh, my God.
It is the best season ever.
Wow!
I saw this thing on the news that said
that if you just load up on vitamin D,
you're basically bulletproof to COVID.
And I believe everything that I see on the news.
This lady sneezed right next to me the other day.
She was like, "Ah-choo!"
I went tanning.
Yeah. I walked out of there, I was like, "It's a tan-demic."
But look at me. I'm not tan. I'm like a shade of pink.
Like, look at my rosy Santa cheeks, you know?
Like, if somebody was like, "What's your ethnicity?",
I'd be like, "Uh, Himalayan sea salt?"
Pretty sure.
But my favorite character on the news is Bernie Sanders.
I love him. Yeah. Oh, my God.
I love him so much because I'm a late sleeper,
and he looks like he is, too.
But I just love the way that Bernie Sanders talks.
Have you guys ever heard him talk?
Here's what it sounds like when Bernie Sanders talks.
Have you ever rolled luggage over a brick walkway?
That's what it sounds like.
Like, "Da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da!
We need healthcare for all.
Da-da-da-da-da.
The wealthiest 1%.
Da-da-da-da-da-da."
Alright, thank you guys so much.
You've been a wonderful crowd. Thank you very much.
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-My thanks to Tracy Morgan for being here in studio!
We love you, Tracy!
Sam Heughan, Pete Lee,
and The Roots right there, everybody.
Thank you for watching. Stay safe, everyone.
Stay tuned for "Late Night with Seth Meyers."
Good night, everyone.