( typing noise banner reads Home Alone in under 7 minutes.)
>> Linnie McCallister: You're what the french call, lesse componto.
>> Jeff McCallister: Bombs away!
>> Kevin McCallister: Did anyone order me a plane cheese?
>> Buzz McCallister: Well yeah, we did, but if you want any, somebody is going to have
to barf it all up.
>> Fuller McCallister: Wow!
>> Peter McCallister: Passports! Watch it!
>> Uncle Frank: Look what you did you little jerk!
>> Kevin McCallister: Everyone in this family hates me.
>> Kate McCallister: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
>> Keven McCallister: I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life! And I
don't wanna see anybody else either.
>> Kate McCallister: I hope you don't mean that.You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up
tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
>> Kevin McCallister: No I wouldn't.
>> Kate McCallister: Then say it again. Maybe it will happen.
>> Kevin McCallister: I hope I never see any of you jerks again.
>> Kate McCallister: Peter!
>> Kate and Peter McCallister: We slept in!
(music plays)
>> Kevin McCallister: I made my family disapear.
>> Kate McCallister: Kevin!
>> Harry: Five families gone on one block alone, they all told me with their own mouths.
>> Marv: It's almost too easy.
>> Kevin: Did you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore.
(Kevin screams)
>> Cop: There's no one home, the house looks secure, tell them to count their kids again.
>> Kevin: Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association?
>> Bag Boy: Shoplifter!
>> Pizza Delivery Guy: It's Little Nearo's sir I have your pizza.
>> TV Actor: Keep the change you filthy animal.
>> Pizza Delivery Guy: cheapskate.
>> TV Actor: Hey! I'm going to give you to the count of ten to get your ugly yellow no
good keister off my property. Before I pump your guts full of lead. One.... two... TEN!
(gun shots)
Keep the change you filthy animal.
(music plays)
(Kevin screams)
>> Kate McCallister: Look I have been awake for almost 60 hours, I'm tired, and I'm dirty,
I've been from Chicago to Paris, to Dallas to where the hell am I?
>> Airport employee: Scranton
>> Kate: I'm trying to get home to my 8 year old son!
>> Gus Polinski: We'll gladly drive you, it's on the way to Milwaki.
>> Kate: You'd give me a ride?
>> Gus Polinski: Sure, you know it's Christmas time.
>> Kevin: OK, Iknow you're not the real Santa Clause.
>> Fake Santa: What makes you say that? Just out of curiosity?
>> Marley: There's a lot of things going around about me but none of it's true. I'm just afraid
he wont.
>> Kevin: No offense, but aren't you a little old to be afraid?
>> Marley: You can be a little old for a lot of things, you're never to old to be afraid.
>> Kevin: That's true.
(music plays)
This is my house I have to defend it!
>> Harry Lime: We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
>> Marv: It's Santa Clause... and his elf!
>> Harry Lime: You're dead kid!
(SCREAMS!)
>> Kevin: I'm up here you morons... Come and get me.
(Harry and Marv fall on cars)
You guys give up? Or you thirsty for more?
>> Harry: It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him!
>> Kevin: Help, my house is being robbed, my address is 656 LIncoln blvd. My name's
Murphy!
>> Marv: There he is!
>> Kevin: Hey, I'm calling the cops!
>> Harry: Wait wait wait. He wants us to follow him. I got a better idea, come on.
Hi ya pal. First thing I'm going to do is bite off every one of these little fingers
one at a time.
(Marv and Harry get hit with a snow shovel)
>> Marley: Come on, lets get you home.
>> Cop: Hey you know we've been looking for you two guys for a long time.
>> Marv: Yeah, well remember, we're the wet bandits, wet bandits, W E
>> Harry: Shut up!
(music plays)
>> Kate: Kevin!
Oh Kevin, I'm so sorry.
>>Buzz: Kev. It's pretty cool that you didn't burn the place down.
>> Kevin: Thanks Buzz.
>> Peter: Honey what's this?
(music plays)
>> Buzz: Kevin: What did you do to my room?!