- Yeah.
- Sea candies. Candies from the sea.
Mermaid teeth, if you will.
- Mermaid candy?
- Ooh.
- I'm into it. - Fish candy.
- Yeah.
Give me all the fish. - Fish eggs.
- No, don't. (Dónal laughs)
(ragtime music)
- So it belongs to the See?
To the verb "to see"?
- It belongs to the sea, like my heart.
(Bláithín laughs)
- Candy.
- (singing) I want copyright music.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
(both laugh)
- We're going to eat each other's candy.
- Famous old time candies.
It is vintage!
- Aw.
- Look how old it is.
- It looks very old.
That woman on it looks super old.
(ragtime music)
- They look like those mint...
What are they called?
Mints? - After Eights.
- After Eights.
They look like After Eights.
- It looks like a very thick After Eight.
(wrapper crackles)
- [James] Okay. - [Nicole] Okay.
- Oh, it smells really good.
- They smell chocolatey.
- Is this going to be that American thing
where all the chocolate tastes like vomit?
Is it?
- [Colin] I think you're thinking of Hershey's?
- No, no. I'm talking about all American chocolate.
- Hershey's is nice!
- All American chocolate tastes like vomit, Colin.
- Chonky. Chonky After Eights.
- Chonk.
Chonky, well we do like the chonk.
- Oh my god.
- Yeah, that's pretty damn good.
- Oh.
Unbelievable. - Wait, what?
- Right, so if it's almost 100 years old,
I think that they're probably (Seamus licks finger)
going with that as a thing.
Oh, you have just gone for it.
- That surprised me.
I was expecting it to be smooth and soft.
Oh, it's hard, like a rock.
Like a California brittle.
- It kind of reminds me of a Butterfinger.
It's very similar to a Butterfinger.
- That's yummy.
- It is yummy.
But it is quite old timey.
- Mm-hmm.
- It is like peanut butter isn't it?
- What is peanut brittle?
Is it just peanut butter in a freezer?
(Dónal laughs)
- On a scale of one to ten,
it's a Dermot out of ten.
- Mm-hmm.
- It is peanut.
- It tastes like a caramel with nuts.
- Mm-hmm.
- Your standard old-timey sweet.
- Biscuit as well, I think.
- Oh, biscuit, yeah.
- The first part wasn't nice,
but whatever that bit was, in that bit, was nice.
(Shannon laughs)
- There's a lot of bits in this brittle.
- Even though it's dark chocolate,
it doesn't taste like dark chocolate.
Like, I see it's dark.
Well, I've eaten it now
so I can't see. (James chuckles)
(Nicole laughs)
- [Colin] Do you get a nice old timey feel off it?
- Yeah, it feels like polio and crime.
(Shannon laughs)
What do you mean?
- There you go now, Timmy.
Don't chip your tooth on that one.
We don't have any money for the dentist.
- Brittle, like my grasp on reality.
(Bláithín chuckles)
(ragtime music)
- Look at this!
It has sprinkles.
I love sprinkles.
- Oh my goodness.
- Okay.
- Ooh, it's got sprinkles on it.
- Uh-huh.
- So wait, so this comes...
So it's more like a box of chocolates?
You wouldn't buy, like, one of these in the shop.
- Do you know what?
I really like the way they come in these little, like,
finger protection bags,
so you when your fingers don't get all dirty.
- It's like they're clothed and naked.
- They're pretty unassuming.
- Yeah, but they're fancy.
They're a lot fancier than a fucking Milk Tray.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
- So this is the kind of chocolate.
It's about 100 years old.
This fellow, he'd be wearing like his little straw hat,
and he'd be going to see his best gal.
(Bláithín chuckles)
And he'd take her to the picture house.
- Nice?
Bit too sweet?
- It's like the other one.
I got a surprise when I bit into it.
I'm like, ooh, that's...
What's on the inside here?
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm a man who's eaten a lot of sweets in my time.
But I don't know what this is.
It's nice.
- I don't even really know what that creaminess thing is.
- Is it nougat?
- I was expecting it to be kind of red in the middle.
- It's like powdery.
- Yeah.
- It's like Reese's but raspberry instead of peanut butter.
- [Bláithín] It's not nice.
- I can't identify it.
No, it is nice.
- No.
- No, you're just wrong.
(Bláithín grunts playfully)
- No I'm not.
- That's one of Bláithín's opinions.
- It kind of looks like the fluffy part of a Mars bar.
- Yeah, it's a weird one.
- I'm kind of sad about this one
because I was expecting great things from the sprinkles.
Never judge a book by it's cover, you know?
(Nicole sniffs)
- I think it's...
(laughing) I don't know why I'm, like,
investigating it like
(Nicole sniffs)
- I don't like fruit and chocolate together
so that's why I don't like it, so.
- That's not raspberry at all.
They lied.
(Bláithín chuckles)
- Colin's lying.
I'm lying.
- No, Colin's telling the truth.
They're lying to Colin.
(Bláithín laughs)
- I'd imagine this is the drywall in a candy house,
like a witch's house.
(Shannon laughs) You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- That's what the drywall's made out of.
Raspberry!
(ragtime music)
- [Shannon] Aw. - [Dónal] Bird poo!
- Yeah, it looks like an animal...
Yeah, it looks like a bird took a shit
and it had all, like, seeds in it.
- Oh my god.
This literally looks like my stool from this morning.
- I don't like the look of it.
It looks like a little...
It looks like a frog got drowned in white chocolate.
- Mm, appetizing.
- [James] What is this? - [Nicole] Preview.
- Who is she?
- Look at the underside of it.
- What the fuck is happening?
- I'm like, what's going on?
- It looks like one of Floop's Fooglies
from Spy Kids.
(Bláithín chuckles)
- What's that?
Flook's Flooglies?
- From Spy Kids.
I watched Spy Kids recently.
We were on lockdown for a long time.
- The arse is very, you know, revealing.
- Mm-hmm.
- And then the bum cheeks are very bumpy.
They're not very smooth.
- Oh.
- Ooh, baby.
That's nice.
- (unsure) Mm.
- It's not good.
- I actually think Dermot would like this
because it's not peanut butter,
- No.
- It's just peanuts.
- The nuts are soft,
and you want crunch in your nut.
Me personally.
- Do you get the taste of vanilla?
You don't like it?
(Shannon laughs)
What?
- It's good.
The chocolate is really nice.
It's a nice combo.
It kind of...
It's not.
But it kind of tastes healthy.
- There's nothing special about it.
It's a little kind of bland.
Like Bláithín says, the nuts,
they're not nice crunchy nuts.
You want that schnap.
- It is grand, but it's not, like, amazing.
- Oh, I really like it.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Aw.
- They don't taste salted.
- No, not at all.
These are the most unsalted nuts I've ever had.
(wrapper crinkles) (music pauses)
- It's more of a healthy snack
than a "I'm gonna fuck shit up" snack.
Do you know what I mean?
- [Bláithín] It's very hard - [Seamus] No, no.
- to do these videos
when you're just giving us nice stuff, you know?
Because we're just trying...
We're reaching really far.
(ragtime music)
- Ooh, is this more peanut brittle?
(wrapper crinkles)
Is it?
- Looks like it has nuts in it again.
- I liked the first one so much
that everything has been downhill from here.
- [James] Ooh. - [Shannon] A walnut square
but it's a rectangle.
- That's a very good point.
- So they really missed the boat on that one there.
- There you go.
- They didn't See that it was a rectangle,
not a square.
Whoa! (hand drums)
- This one does look good.
- Oh, it looks like it's got nougat in it.
- Much like myself, sticky on top
and then just,
a big arse on it.
- There's a sticky, sticky square slash rectangle.
- Can we look into each other's eyes while we...?
Oh shit, it's slipping.
(Nicole laughs)
- I'm going to bite this now.
- [Nicole] Mm-hmm, ooh.
- Oh Jesus, I don't like it.
- Yeah? (Dónal laughs)
- I like your commentary more than I like
the actual rectangle square thing.
- Nuts again.
I like their commitment to nuts.
- I feel like these chocolates
are all just slightly different versions of the same taste.
- I'm really trying to go for eating this.
It's very difficult.
- It feels like they bought, like, a nut plantation
and they're like, "We've got too many nuts to use."
And it's all going into this.
- That kind of feels like the one
that would be near the end.
- Yeah.
- Like, left.
Well, apart from the coffee ones because,
why?
- Woo, they're strong.
(hands clap)
Oh gee, baby.
- Yeah.
A walnut's not the best nut either, is it?
- No, it's not a sweet nut.
- I'm a fan of a pecan.
- No, not a no.
- Not a no. - A meh.
- Yeah, I think it's, you know.
I don't know.
- No, I wouldn't choose it.
(paper scratches)
- Oh god, that was so greasy.
(ragtime music)
- I like this now, that's a...
- Yeah, this one looks like a nice one now.
- Oh, looks like a lump of little poo poo.
- Oh, god.
- All the ones that had a filling in them
really surprised me,
so this is going to be, like, bright green on the inside.
It's going to be crazy.
- All right, here we go.
Here we go. Are you ready?
- Okay, yeah. I'm ready. - Ready for this?
(Shannon gasps)
Oh!
- Oh, shit!
I never knew your mouth was that big!
- It looks like a door stopper of chocolate.
- Mm.
Yeah, they're all very big, aren't they?
- Oh.
- Wow.
Aw.
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, mm.
- Mm.
- [Shannon] Yay! - [Dónal] Ooh!
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
- Imagine if it just got lodged in your throat
and you actually died.
- That's not nice.
- [Colin] It's called "Dark Chocolate Butter."
- Do you think the mother-in-law
was the one coming up with the names?
Not great.
- It tastes like I just had a whole stick of butter.
- Oh, Dónal.
How did you eat all of that?
- Oh my god.
- That is the richest thing ever.
- That is so rich, man.
- It's like a truffle.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's like a very thick truffle.
- Or like a praline.
- "Pray-line."
- Or "prayem-brahmmm."
- I couldn't afford that it's so rich.
- Call me Jeff Bezos, baby.
(hand bangs)
That was so rich. - No.
- You know in chocolate ads when you see, like,
women eating the chocolate and then literally just
rubbing their bodies?
- Mm-hmm.
- Like, that's what I'm thinking they would be eating.
- Oh my god. Do you know what these chocolates remind me of?
You know Matilda?
- It's the cake in Matilda, but it's a chocolate.
(James laughs)
- Wait, was the first one the brittle?
- [Colin] Yeah. - Yeah, we can agree
that we liked the brittle lady.
- Feel my heart.
- Hold on let me hear it.
- I think it probably has shortened my life
by about maybe six months.
- Oh, 100 percent.
- I see why it's so popular.
But I don't see myself buying it in the future.
- Did you "see" us in a video eating chocolate?
- If you did, then like, subscribe, and click the bell.
- Yeah, and you can "see" more of us.
- Mm.
- "See" what I did there?
Hey ya.
(Dónal laughs)
- Okay, enough. - My favorite letter is the...
- Enough with the "see."
- "C." Hey baby.
(tongue clicks)