- Hey, guys, so as I let you know a couple of weeks ago,
I have recently moved.
Quick tip: don't move during summertime.
Turns out--
(waves pulsate)
Anyway, as part of moving,
I decided to go out and get things
that I really, really like to put inside my house.
And now I'm gonna show 'em to you in what I call
Hannah's Hot and Heavy Haus Haul.
(waves pulsate)
Yeah.
Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I was in New York,
walking around, and I found some really cool stuff
that I wanted to put inside my house.
Spoiler alert: there's gonna be a lot
of personified inanimate objects in this video,
and that's mainly because I love
to give everything in my life a little personality.
The first thing I wanna show you
are these adorable carrot-shaped spoon and fork.
They may look like they're for babies,
but I am a grown adult and I like them.
It says ages four and up.
I'm above the age of four, that counts.
People always say eat your vegetables.
I say eat with your vegetables.
(laughs lightly)
The next thing I found were these dryer buddies.
Apparently dryer buddies remove static electricity.
I don't actually care about that,
but what I do care about is that these are adorable,
and it makes washing and drying your clothes a fun
and happy underwater adventure.
You guys are great.
Maybe you shouldn't live in the dryer.
Maybe, in fact, you should live at my desk. (kisses)
The next item I wanna show you guys isn't actually
for in the home, but it's a part of my home
that I'll take with me on the go when I travel,
and it's this adorable toothbrush holder.
It's a hedgehog. I call him Hedwig.
It has a suction cup on the back. (breathes)
(snaps)
I carry your heart in my heart.
You put your toothbrush in here
and it keeps it safe from germs and nasty bits
when you're travelling on the road,
and then there's a suction cup on the back
so everytime you go into like a hotel bathroom
or a new bathroom that you're gonna be using
for an extended period of time,
you can put this little guy up, (breathes) (snaps)
and it's like you've got a little piece of home
with you wherever you go.
Speaking of bathrooms,
here's another item I got for my bathroom.
It's a tooth-shaped toothbrush holder for my teeth.
You may think redundant,
but I think adorable and effective.
Hey, toothbrush holder, what do you call it
when the teeth in the back
of your mouth have differing opinions?
Molar opposites. (laughs)
Oh, welcome to your new life.
Moving right along from the bathroom,
let's go into general decor.
The next stage of growing up
and getting your scent of self is this candle.
Oh, it's open.
This candle is an Alpine Fern,
and it smells like pretty, delicate, beautiful things.
And the best part of this candle actually is twofold.
The first fold is that it's soy based,
which gives it like a more even burn
so it burns flat all the way down
instead of burning all the way up
on one side all the way down.
And the second part of why I love this is
that the clerk at the store told me
that when I was done using this candle as a candle,
this can double as a teacup!
How not wasteful! How cool!
What a pretty teacup
that may always kind of smell like Alpine Fern.
The next item I wanna show you guys
actually reminds me a lot of a fellow YouTuber
by the name of Lilly Singh,
and that is this solar-powered rainbow maker!
The reason why it reminds me of Lilly is twofold.
One, it seems to have an eternal source of energy.
I'm guessing that Lilly is also powered by the sun.
And two, it literally produces rainbows.
So, if this thing isn't Lilly Singh, I don't know what is.
(snaps) It also has a suction cup.
So, what you do with this is you put it on a window.
It's got a bunch of different colors.
It spins around, and then the rainbow light comes out
of this little prism.
That's pretty, right?
I'm excited to see how it works.
Ooh, soothing and majestic.
DIY disco.
Next I wanna show you guys a little something I got
for my office.
As a person who works in entertainment,
I think it's good to have these little visual reminders
of things like this.
It says haters gonna hate.
And lovers gonna love.
Oh, I should have a lovers gonna love one right next to it.
Aw.
And last but not least, my favorite part of the houch.
Houch? (laughs)
Which is, of course, da kitchen.
The next item I got is called Fish Magic Soap.
"What is Fish Magic Soap?" you're wondering.
Great question, 'cause that is a very odd
combination of words.
Essentially, this negatively-charged stainless steel soap,
combined with the positively-charged cool water,
will neutralize germs and odor.
So, when you're cooking with like onions or garlic
or fish or generally stinky, germy, smelly things,
you can just rub this on your hands under cool water
and it'll get rid of the smell and the germs.
That's awesome.
Super eco effective, and it's pretty great.
However, this is just an option,
because if you, like me, enjoy the prolonged scent
of onion or garlic on your clothing or fingers or hair
or whatever, then that's cool.
I think it smells good.
It's nice to be like, ooh, I cooked that day.
I like this because it's fish-shaped,
and I also like to name everything in my house.
I also like for everything in my house
to be adorable little characters,
'cause I think it kinda makes everything more fun.
It's kinda like you're living
inside of like a Disney movie or a cartoon,
but in like a really normal, grounded way.
Actually, I have no shame.
My sponges have faces on them.
I mean, if this doesn't make washing dishes more fun,
I don't know what does.
Next I got myself a really cool mug.
The artist is actually the winner
of the Korean Design Challenge, Somi Min,
and basically what happens is, as you pour hot water in it,
cherry blossoms appear,
but as the cup and the water within it cools,
the blossoms disappear,
much like the changing of the seasons itself.
So, that's kinda magical and wonderful, and I love that.
Next, this is a tea infuser that's shaped like a test tube.
No explanation needed.
However, I will share that before I bought it,
I took it out of the box to make sure
that the tea infusing mechanism itself was made
out of glass, because a lot of like quirky tea infuser
that's shaped like this are like plastic or like aluminum,
and I'm not necessarily sure you wanna be drinking in that.
So, glass is always a safe bet. (blows kiss)
Last but not least, an item that I've had my eye on
for a long time and I'm super excited to share.
Basically, it's
kitchen cutting boards with designated purposes!
And they're all primary colors,
except for you, green.
Do these cutting boards remind anybody else
of like social media icons?
Chicken tweet.
Now, these cutting boards seem cool to me
because you can cut different items on them,
and also they're colored and shaped
to reflect the items you're cutting.
For instance, guess what this one's for.
I'll give you a hint: tweeting about fish.
Just kidding, just cutting fish.
This one's for poultry.
This one's for da meats.
Oh! Oh!
And this one's for the veggies.
Not only is it a better idea and more hygienic
to cut these different items on different cutting boards,
it's also fun, fast, and easy to clean.
So, I'm excited about that.
Anyway, guys, those are all my new items for my new house.
I hope you enjoyed watching 'em.
I have to go back to my old place, pack up all the stuff,
and then haul ass to put it in.
I don't know.
Also, my new place has a lot of really great hallways.
Maybe I should do a hallway haul.
Hey, guys, thanks for watching.
I hope you enjoyed that video.
Thanks for watching, and I'm glad I got to share
with you guys some of the nice, new things
that I wanna put it into my new house.
And it's just a little bit more about me,
and like who I am as a person.
I'm a person that likes to be surrounded
by objects that are smiling at them. (laughs)
Lemon.
If you guys wanna share what some
of your favorite home goods are,
go ahead and leave a comment in the comments below.
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Test tubed.
Don't stay test tubed.
Just stay tubed, OK, great.
(blows kiss) Have a great day.