- Passengers welcome to Los Angeles.
The time here is 6:40AM and the temperature is lightning.
As we approach the gate
we asked that you please stay seated
with you seat belts fastened
until we have turned off the that seat belt sign.
We know you have choices when you fly.
We want to thank you for choosing planes.
- Oh thank God.
I can't wait to get off this Goddamn airplane.
Honey, put the book away so we're ready.
- Patience dear.
It's gonna take awhile.
It always does.
- They literally have to open a door.
- [Captain] Flight attendants please prepare the cabin door.
- Oh wow.
Alright - Yeah
- My first time.
Hey doors.
Listen can I just tell you guys
watching y'all work,
it's just a real treat.
You really held that airlock so tight
it really took the cabin pressure right off my shoulders.
(laughs)
Seriously though.
This plane was up real high.
Going real fast and y'all held on real tight.
And for that,
we want to sincerely thank you.
We have, however,
reached out destination.
And the passengers are ready to de-board now.
So, would y'all please open up?
Would y'all please open up?
Just open.
- It's okay.
- I feel like I did a bad job.
- That's okay. Don't take it personally, Okay?
I know these doors.
And they put up a lot of walls.
- Okay.
- What is going on?
We've been sitting here for like 45 minutes.
- It's kinda normal on flights.
(sighs)
Let's let the professionals do their jobs.
- Hey doors.
Sorry about Claire.
She is fun with a pun and
you're gonna learn to love her
but she's new, right.
She doesn't know that around here.
It's a gang.
It's a family.
It's a little bit of a trust thing, right?
You feel that guy behind you?
The jet way.
That big ole tube that people walk through
to get to the airport.
You guys want to team up?
Do this thing?
- Just lift the handle.
I think there's literally instructions
written on the plane door.
- I mean, I've never open a plane door
so I don't know what it really entails.
- I get it, alright.
You're scared.
Yeah, I'm scared too.
Okay, cause it's like
we ask you to open up.
All these people leave
and the what?
What next?
I'll tell ya.
I put new passengers inside this plane.
I close you up super tight.
Then we fly again.
So whatta say?
(door handle squeaks)
I have a picture of you in a locket, man.
- Okay you know what guys.
I didn't wantta do this.
Okay, but I'mma have to.
I gotta get physical.
- Hey remember that time the pilot fell asleep
and we drew dicks on his neck?
That was fun.
Right now you're embarrassing me.
So I'm gonna ask you
to bare with me.
- Gettin' to know each other now.
- Up, up, up, up, up, up and up.
Up, up, up, up and up.
- Guys.
- Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
- Just open up.
- You're an asshole.
(door handle squeaks)
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to,
that was wasn't cool to use names.
I have never seen doors so closed off.
I am frustrated.
I am thirsty.
- I have chappy lips.
And an idea.
(dramatic music)
- Look, the jet way is attached.
We have not moved in the last 45 minutes.
I am going up there.
- It's lit.
The seatbelt sign is lit.
- We have not moved in like 35 minutes.
- It doesn't matter. - This is not dangerous.
- If something were to happen I would never forgive myself.
- Oooo, it's off!
It's off and I'm alive.
Unbelievable.
- Honey, please, don't.
(dramatic music)
- Hey doors.
I don't know much but
you see this?
All this shit.
It's not your fault.
- Look at me son.
It's not your fault.
- It's not your fault.
- [Claire] It's not your fault.
- [Male Flight Attendant] It's not your fault.
- [Flight Attendants] It's not your fault.
- It's not your fault.
(door grunts)
- It's not your fault.
It is not your fault.
- Excuse me, there's a plane full of--
- [Claire] It's not your fault.
It is not your fault.
(dramatic music)
(door crying)
(uplifting music)
- [Male Flight Attendant] He's opening.
- Okay.
- [Door] Thank you.
(seat belt sign noise)
- Great.
(door crying)