- Didn't Natalie Nightwolf, by the way, in the last episode,
have an iPad that she was reading stuff off of?
- Or it just looked? - Yeah, she did.
- What is it, budget problems?
- It was stolen.
Natalie's light-finger Nightwolf, I mean you know,
you don't know with this one. (Tad laughs)
(test card beeps)
Well hey, welcome, this it "The Tommy Edison Experience,"
and this is episode three.
No, no, not like "Star Wars,"
you'll actually wanna see this episode three.
The last one we did was episode two,
because episode one was things like, you know,
about my life, like why am I blind? and stuff like that.
Why my hands shake, these types of things,
you guys were fascinated, so we did those.
And now it's time for episode three.
Every week what we're gonna do
is have a different person come out
and read me your comments and questions,
and I'm gonna answer them, or respond to them,
or hate them, whatever it is.
So, let's meet our guest.
(audience applauds)
- Hey. - There he is,
look at this guy. - It's the guest!
Mwah, you're all beautiful. You're all beautiful.
This is my pal Tad Lemire,
you've seen him in a couple of videos.
We've gone car shopping together,
we've done some radio stunts together.
A little bit of old fashioned ball breaking too, right T?
- Isn't this green screen thing fantastic, Tommy?
- I've never seen anything like it, T.
- I feel like we should, uh.
Where would you like to be in the world right now?
- Anywhere?
- We're gonna make post production work
a little harder this week.
- I wanna be in Salt Lake City, Utah.
- (snaps fingers) Make it happen.
I wanna be be working on a car.
(wheel guns whir)
I got a better idea,
what about cool guys in an action movie,
walking away from a fire.
Just pretend your legs, walk in place.
(fire crackles) We just don't care.
Usually you do this shirtless. It's cool.
- You are the coolest. - I've done all the tricks
with the green screen I could ever wanna do.
(Tommy laughs) Thank you.
- Wanna do some comments?
- Yes.
From Facebook, John Kessler asks,
"Is there any monument or wonder of the world that you heard
was so beautiful you wish you could see?"
- (sighs) No. No.
- Moving on to the next question.
(Tommy laughs) (test card beeps)
From Twitter, Lucas Radaelli, all the way from Brazil.
Question from a blind guy, describe your favorite blind joke
to do with sighted people. I wanna update my arsenal.
- My favorite blind joke to do with sighted people
is quite easy, it's one of my faves too.
Driving along, lost somewhere, I say to the driver,
"Oh look, there it is."
(Tad chuckles)
Gets 'em every time. It's fantastic.
- You've played that on me a couple of times.
(test card beeps)
All right, next question from YouTube, Marinapomorac asks,
"What do you think about my favorite movie,
"See No Evil, Hear No Evil" did you, "see" it?
I don't even have to see it any more,
I just think about it and I'm happy for 24 hours, minimum."
- I didn't realize it was that long a film.
That's probably why I haven't seen it.
A 24 hour movie?
(crickets chirp)
Okay. (laughs)
So Tad Lemire's my partner on the radio,
we've been doing a morning show together
for a couple of years.
And why don't you tell us about you?
- I am Tommy Edison's partner on the radio,
we've been doing this show for a couple of years.
(Tommy laughs)
And I'm an avid fisherman.
And I like travel.
I go to such places as
(snaps fingers) Africa,
and I've been to (snaps fingers) Holland,
and (snaps fingers) Caribbean.
Walked away from fires.
(fire crackles)
(Tommy laughs)
- So we've seen you in a couple of things,
we've tried buying a car together.
- Yeah, and not only that, but you drove my car.
After we couldn't purchase one,
you actually drove mine.
- Well, I wanted to prove to them
that I would be a good driver and everything.
So, maybe they've seen the video now and I can go get a car.
I just can't make the payments. (laughs)
Can I get more makeup, please?
(test card beeps)
from YouTube, Compn1 asks,
"Hey Tommy, I wanna see you dance, yeah!
Get your groove on this new show of yours.
If you don't know how to dance,
get your next co-host to show you how."
And I think what they mean is,
get your next co-host to show you how,
like we're talking episode four,
one that hasn't been shot.
- I'm very uncomfortable dancing.
I mean it's something you sighted people see all the time,
but I don't know from it, so I don't know how to do it.
- I can tell you that basically,
white guys (chilled disco music)
just kind of like bounce up and down a little bit.
And now snap your fingers (they snap their fingers)
- Yeah.
- Yeah, there we go.
- Yeah, oh.
And now raise the roof,
put your hands in the air
like you just don't care.
Lower.
Drop it like it's hot. ♪ So what we get drunk ♪
- Ah.
♪ Doo doo be doo doo ♪
♪ We're just ♪
All right, next question. (test card beeps)
"Tommy, do you think we should all get naked?"
What the heck is with these people?
They want us to dance and get naked.
"Tommy do you feel like we should all get naked?
I mean why all the fear about being naked?"
from superdog797.
- Live it up, superdog.
If that's how you wanna watch these things.
I mean, I don't wanna know what you're doing
while you're naked watching this video,
but hey, live it up.
- He can't see you, but I see you superdog, you're filthy.
(Tommy laughs)
- Bow-wow, everybody. (test card beeps)
All right, next question, from YouTube.
"It's sad that you now have an iPhone,
and you won't be able to check out porno."
- Well, you know, here's the thing about the iPhone,
you can use that in public.
Where am I gonna enjoy a porno in public?
Can you imagine me sitting on the train,
and someone's looking over,
I have headphones on, enjoying porno and I'm scrapping?
No?
(they both laugh) (test card beeps)
So that's it, that's all we have time for.
So please, favorite, like and share this video
up on Facebook and Twitter.
You know, we get some more subs
and we get some more questions
you know how this thing works.
So thanks so much for Tad for showing up today,
you've been great, thank you so much my friend.
- Thank you, me.
- Do you have a YouTube channel, T?
- I do, I have a couple, MatadorVideo
and also Tadahitos, it's my Japanese name, Tadahitos.
(Tommy laughs) I'm not into all that,
like anime or anything like that, that's just what it is.
Tadahito Amaguchi or something like that, from Seattle,
you know what I'm saying?
The baseball player, Tadahito, no?
(crickets chirp)
Okay.
(Tommy laughs) Now I know what it feels like
to be Tommy Edison, everybody.
(upbeat music)
That's not how he rolls.
- No, I enjoy my porno at home.
- With the television set.
Or iPad - No, on the iPhone.
- Yeah. Oh. - Yeah.
Don't touch my phone, it's very sticky.
- That's nasty.