- It's not bad at all! - Mm-mm.
- I enjoy this! What is this brand?
- ♪ Oh this is the night ♪ (hums)
- (PvF) Have you ever wondered what edible adult products tasted like?
- What?
- I was kinda hoping that I would never have to.
- I feel like I've had one or two. - You go first.
- (PvF) So we've procured a selection of edible adult items
for you to try and rate today.
- Ooh, okay. (laughs) - Great.
- I'm already feeling tingly. - I'm looking forward to it.
- Is this edible lube? - Oh no.
- Edible massage oil?
- That sounds terrible. - Can we look at it?
- (PvF) Up first, we have hemp seed edible massage oils
in a variety of flirtatious flavors.
- Massage oils. - Mm-hmm.
- What flavors, we have watermelon, pineapple...
- And strawberry. - And strawberry.
- You know what they say about pineapple?
(laughs) No, I'm kidding.
- (PvF) It's made with a natural blend of oils including hemp, almond,
grape seed, apricot and vitamin E. - Way too much, I put on way too much.
- It's very artificial. - Woah.
- It's like a La Croix.
- I feel like I need some salt and a lime.
- It's not very flavorful.
- It's like olive oil with a dash of strawberry.
- I'll have a little bit of pineapple.
- Whoa, that feels interesting. - Ooh!
- That smells good too.
- The scent is really, really, strong.
- Yeah, are you just like oh,
let me give you a sensual back massage,
and then you just start licking their back?
- I enjoy this! What is this brand?
- Okay, not watermelon. Not watermelon. (laughs)
- (PvF) This is made with hemp oil,
which has a lot of anti-aging properties,
and is said to help reduce fine lines and wrinkles.
- Oh, okay.
- I really like this. I love massages.
- This is very oily. - I like that.
- I would rate it on a high part of the scale, seven.
- This is about a one for me. - Yeah, same.
- It smells a lot stronger than it tastes.
- A 10 for me! - Really?
- Honestly, it exceeded my expectations.
- This does not rub in! It's just still on my hands.
- I'd probably give it a 10.
- I'm gonna go with a seven,
'cause I feel like there's space to go higher.
- (gasps) Wow!
Now these, I can get behind, or in front of.
- (laughs) The world's only fizzing, popping, bursting,
exploding oral adult candy.
- Oh God.
- Is this like adult Pop Rocks?
- (PvF) Sprinkle some in your mouth to give them the ride of their life.
This product is called by its creators as the world's only fizzing, popping
and bursting (clears throat) adult oral candy.
- I can't, my hands are too oily. - Yeah, mine are too.
- The oil, I can't open it!
- Instant problem.
The oil from earlier is preventing me
from opening this. - I know, that's true! (laughs)
- Ooh, a hefty amount.
- This is much more enjoyable than the previous one was.
- There you go! - Oh God.
- There you go! - This is not working.
- I enjoy Pop Rocks. I've never had BJ Blast before though.
- Thank you. - Alright.
It's like raining in my mouth.
- I'm gonna come off so prude in this episode,
because I don't get any of this.
- My concern would be the safety of it
in terms of like it being scratchy.
- I don't think I would want this anywhere near...
- Near your nether regions? - Yeah! (laughs)
- That is deeply concerning to me, but I don't kink shame, so...
- This is painful in my mouth already,
I don't want it... - It's a sensitive area.
- They taste really good.
- It's hard to get it open. - They taste good.
- So, I think this is it. (laughs) I'm gonna give it like a four.
- Um...
- I'm gonna give it an eight, 'cause it's great.
- Like a seven, this one tastes great.
- A nine out of 10. - A two.
- I would give it an eight, just 'cause it tastes really good.
- I think of being a kid, I feel like I would start laughing.
- Yeah, see this is what I had more in mind.
- It's a candy g-string! - Oh my God, put it on!
- I will. - Here, turn around.
(screams)
- (PvF) This one size fits all candy clothing...
- Oh God!
- (PvF) Is something many of us have seen,
yet I feel like very, very few have ever tasted.
Well, today's the day we find out if candy knickers are really worth it.
- I just feel like I would laugh too hard if I saw this.
- Yeah.
- This would be so uncomfortable to wear.
- This feels heavy too.
- (PvF) Edible underwear was invented in 1975
by two entrepreneurs in Chicago while sharing an apple flavored wine
and thinking about the phrase eat my shorts.
While they didn't quite go with shorts,
they instead created a new product and called it Candy Pants.
- Candy Pants.
- No, this is not a good idea. - Cute!
- This is giving me flashbacks to my childhood, which is awful.
- Would you want somebody crunching near your nether regions?
- This has made my legs cross already, I hope you know.
(both laugh)
- They're on the joke side of things, but this can be seriously used.
- I could not imagine that being sexy at all.
- ♪ Oh this is the night ♪ (hums)
- These are like SweeTarts!
- It actually tastes really good. - Does it?
- Kinda lemony.
- They taste like nothing to me.
- Is that just me? It kinda tastes like a Froot Loop.
- It tastes exactly like Froot Loops.
There's not a better description. - Yeah.
- Oh my God, you look like...
- Bane! (laughs) - Mad Max.
- This tastes actually pretty decent.
- The Met Gala wishes. - I know! (laughs)
- But can you imagine this in your crack?
- (laughs) Yeah, I don't, like...
- You know, a good chunk of this will no longer be safe to eat.
- I'm gonna give it a two for taste. - Yeah.
The texture is nice, and you know, hard.
- This is my least favorite candy, so I'm giving it a one in taste.
- I think I would give this like a five out of 10.
- I'm giving it a seven. For taste, for funness, for color.
- I would give it a six.
- I think this is pretty similar to the Pop Rocks, four.
I'll give it a four. - Mm-hmm.
- If I were put in this situation,
my fight or flight mode would probably kick in.
- Ooh! - What, oh.
- Oh, I know what they are. Uh huh, rings.
- Cock-a-doodle-doo. - Mm-hmm.
- Hmm, where do you put this?
- Yeah, this is a lot of questions.
- They're for your finger, children.
- Do these come in sizes? - I was gonna say, this is...
- I feel like they need to come in sizes.
- (PvF) These gummy love rings
come in a trio of tropical cocktail flavors.
- Cocktails. - Ooh!
- Oh, they're very slimy. - Yeah, they are.
- Very gooey, ooey, chewy.
- Okay, once again, I'm running into the same problem.
- Five, six, seven.
♪ If you liked it then you shoulda ♪ ♪ Put a ring on it ♪
- This is a struggle. (laughs)
- You can't go wrong with something that's gummy.
- I don't know if I want anyone biting near that.
- Very awkward and very delicate.
- Okay.
- That's, okay, never mind, I take it back.
- I think that this has a lot of capability.
- I think this could be fun.
- It kinda tastes like a dollar store gummy shark.
- Probably the most flavorful. - Mm-hmm!
- Peach rings have been forever ruined now.
- I'm gonna give these an eight for flavor.
- On taste, I think I'll give this like an eight or nine.
- I'll give it a seven. - Eight, let's go with eight.
- I think I'll give it a four out of 10, just for taste.
- Yeah, give it a four also.
- Okay, I'm gonna do a nine out of 10.
- What are these?
- Herbal infused aphrodisiac. - Aphrodisiac chocolate.
- I don't know why, but it sounds like it's laced with Viagra or something.
- Yeah.
- (PvF) These are gourmet aphrodisiac chocolates
that are formulated with an herbal concoction
meant to get you in the mood.
(Erin screams)
- No more than one X chocolate every three hours.
If you have high blood pressure, diabetes, or heart or thyroid disease.
- (PvF) So this is made with ginko biloba,
Siberian ginseng, guarana, horny goat weed.
- Horny what weed? (both laugh)
- This is cheap chocolate, I can already tell.
The color's off. Cheers.
This is gonna be gross.
- I'm glad there's not oysters in here.
- It tastes like chocolate. - Woo, it tastes delicious.
- It's not bad at all! - Mm-mm.
- It just tastes like chocolate.
- It just tastes like really good chocolate.
- Oh my God, I totally judged this!
- I'm not a big like just solid milk chocolate fan,
so I'm probably gonna give it like a two.
- Solely base it on taste, it is a 10 out of 10.
- Probably by far, the best one so far,
so I'll give it a 10. - I give it 10 as well.
- I'd give it like a six out of 10.
- I'm gonna give it a 10 out of 10.
- It just tastes the best out of the ones we've had.
- Oh, that would've been, ooh! - Ooh, my kinda girl.
- Can we put this on, or is it kinda of...
- Of course we can put it on.
- Is this a jawbreaker ball gag? - Yep!
- (PvF) And finally, we have a rainbow candy, well,
we'll let you fill in the rest.
(Erin laughs)
Fun fact, this is one serving, ranking in at 273 calories.
- Willy Wonka got kinky.
- Are you gonna go for it?
- I mean, I might as well... - You're not even gonna...
- That doesn't seem like you'd be very comfortable.
- Uh huh, oh, oh! - Yes!
(Sabrina laughs uncomfortably)
(Kenneth mumbles)
- I mean, it tastes alright.
- That does taste good, actually.
- It doesn't taste like anything.
(George babbles)
This wouldn't even be comfortable.
- No, oh, trust me, it's not. (laughs)
- Ugh, yeah, I'm good.
- You would assume that the flavors are,
the colors have different flavors, but they don't.
- This is my favorite. This is gonna be 10 out of 10.
- I like this one a lot, I'm gonna give it a 10 out of 10.
- No! - What would you give that then?
- A one, that is, that's the worst.
- I give this a five out of 10.
- This is probably like an eight out of 10.
- I would give this a five.
- It's because it's just not flavorful enough for me,
and I don't like jawbreakers.
- (PvF) We've tallied up the scores,
and the aphrodisiac chocolates were today's winner.
- That's what I'm talking about!
- I believe it's the tastiest.
I believe it's also the least useful.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
- Did you enjoy this (clears throat) interesting episode?
- Let us know in the comments below,
and let us know what other challenges you wanna see.
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- See you guys! (laughs)
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