- So you've come to see the wizard?
Well, come on, come on.
Lion: [nervously] I don't wanna go,
I don't wanna go.
- Stop it, we've come all this way.
Man: [echoey Oz voice] Come forward.
Dalton: [scared whimpering]
Man: You dare petition me.
I am the great and powerful...
Dr. Oz!
[audience applause]
Wonderful, fantastic,
fantastic, mm-kay?
Great.
Thank you all for coming so much.
Thank you for coming.
Who are you and what can I get for you?
- I need a heart.
- I-I-I need some courage.
- I wanna go home.
- And I need a brain.
- Okay, brains, right there.
See now, that's fantastic.
I have something
that I think is gonna just perfectly illustrate the brain.
Now, did you realize that brains
are actually the number one cause of strokes in the U.S.,
mm-kay?
[audience laughter]
Would you mind holding this for me?
All right, now,
what do you think that that right there is?
- Uh...
a-a brain?
- No.
[pop]
[gasps]
That's a balloon.
Try and keep up with me here.
Now, let's pretend that this balloon is
a brain and I'm sure you can guess
what the kiddie pool represents.
- Uh, do you know what the kiddie pool represents?
[audience laughter]
[pop]
Lion: Okay.
- Now, it might seem like that damage is
irreversible, right?
But wait--
Açaí berries.
[audience laughter, cheering]
Yeah.
America's superfruit, mm-kay?
[berries clacking]
[thud]
And that's the central nervous system.
- I think you need a brain more than I need a brain.
[audience laughter]
- Shhhh.
Have some açaí berries.
[audience laughter]
Now, did I hear someone say they need a large intestine?
[audience laughter]
- I uh, need a heart.
But I mean,
I'm a man made entirely out of tin
so that's kinda just the tip of the iceberg.
[audience laughter]
- Mm-kay,
well my art department already put together
a giant large intestine so let's bring out
that large intestine.
[audience cheering]
Now for this demonstration I am gonna need shoes, people.
I'm talkin' about shoes.
Throw those on up here.
I need those shoes on the stage now,
that's right.
Now, if you all wouldn't mind
picking the large intestine up.
I have a simple question here.
What do you think the leading cause of disease is
in the large intestine?
- Shoes?
[audience laughter]
- These shoes, as you call them,
actually represent polyps.
Audience: Eww.
Ike: Yeah.
But, the good news here is that açaí berries...
Audience: Oooh!
Ike: ...which you are all taking home,
by the way...
[audience cheering]
...are the number one way to cure polyps.
Audience: Ewww.
- Any questions?
- I don't even know where I am.
[audience laughter]
- Mm-kay, let's go ahead and put that down.
I am on a roll.
You-- what was your thing?
- Oh-oh-oh you can skip me,
I just needed some courage.
It's not even like, a medical thing.
- Courage.
Now that's perfect.
- Please don't make me hold that.
- Courage.
- You're-you're-you're--
- Would you mind holding this for me?
- Sure.
[audience laughter]
- Because stress is the number one cause
of strokes in the U.S.
- [murmuring] Please don't pop it.
Please don't pop it.
- Because as your arteries constrict
and your blood flow changes--
it goes pump-a-pump-a-pump- a-pump- a-pump--
that stress is eventually going to cause
your arteries
[pop]
to rupture.
Lion: You popped it!
[crying]
[clanging]
- Look what you did!
You should be ashamed of yourself, you big bully!
All he wanted was some courage.
[barking]
Toto, no!
- Get your dog--
Hey, hey, get him out of here.
Hey.
Get--
- Oh.
Oh.
Pay no attention to the producer behind the curtain.
Shut the thing--
- Okay, okay.
And that's all the time that we have.
Thank you so much for joining me today.
I have great news--
every single member of this studio audience
is going home with an all-expenses paid vacation
to Kansas.
[audience cheering]
Yes.
- That's where I need to go!
That's where Auntie Em is.
- Oh, sorry,
the vacations are just for the studio audience,
not for you.
But here, have some açaí berries.
♪♪
[audience cheering]
- Thank you for watching.
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