(jazzy music)
- I don't know, I've never really been a fan of almond milk.
I think it tastes kinda like a mummy.
- Oh yeah, I get that.
I've had the worst week.
Can I vent?
- Mm, I'm sorry, I'm not in the right headspace
to receive information that could possibly hurt me.
- Oh don't worry, it won't hurt you.
I just need to vent.
- I know, I just don't have the emotional bandwidth.
I'm at capacity.
- Okay, I understand.
Maybe I could just talk about my problems
and you don't have to listen.
- Liz, I feel like you're not
respecting my boundaries right now.
- Hunter, I am sorry.
I did not mean to disrespect your boundaries.
I'll drop it.
Let's just chat and catch up.
- Great.
Have you watched the new season of "You" yet?
- No, is it good?
- Not at all, it's a piece of (beep).
- Oh, okay.
Well I did see this other movie.
The main character in it is having the worst week.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, her boyfriend of three years
said he never loved her, and her car broke down.
- Liz, are you talking about yourself?
- Oh no, no, it was the movie.
- What's the movie called?
- The...
Uh problems, that I have.
- Liz, I already told you, I don't have
the emotional bandwidth. - Bandwidth.
- Okay?
I'm at capacity right now.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
I wanna respect your boundaries, I do.
- Good, good, all right.
So did I tell you I got a promotion at work?
- No, that's great. - I know.
- Congratulations.
- I'm really proud of myself
and my ability to get promotions.
Yeah. (phone dinging)
Oh, sorry.
What the (beep), Liz!
- What?
- I got a flat tire and the AAA guy called me Mom.
When did you text me this?
- Just now.
I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd read it until you got home.
- Liz, how many times do I have to tell you?
I don't have the emotional bandwidth!
- I know, I'm sorry, it's just
I have so much going on right now, dude.
I just need to talk about it.
- And I don't wanna hear about it!
I don't consent to receiving your burdens!
- Okay, yeah, I get it.
- You do?
- Yes, totally okay.
I'm sorry.
- Okay, are you sure?
- Yes. - Okay, good.
- Good.
- Anyway, Jamie and I are planning our
annual Easter party-- - And I got locked out
of my apartment.
- And I ordered the coolest blazer--
- The locksmith called the cops on me.
- When it arrived I realized they sent me
two instead of one. - When I got inside I realized
there was a horse in my living room.
- Liz?
Are you venting to me right now?
- Am I?
I didn't even notice.
- Did you say there's a horse in your living room?
- Yes!
And I have no idea how it got there!
And the cops wouldn't even help.
- No!
We are not doing this!
You are not venting to me right now!
I will not sit here and have my friendship
be taken advantage of!
I don't have the emotional bandwidth!
I'm at (beep) capacity! - Okay, okay.
- I am at capacity!
- No, I'm sorry.
I truly didn't mean to vent, it just came out.
- Well, you need to be more mindful!
- Mindful, oh my god yes, I need to be more mindful,
and present, and I promise I won't vent anymore, okay.
- I wanna believe you, Liz, but frankly I just (beep) don't.
- Okay, look I'll do this, all right.
I'll put my hand to my mouth
and I won't even talk, look.
- Okay, but if you vent one more time
I will have to leave this indie coffee shop.
And this is my favorite coffee shop
in the whole (beep) city, okay.
Anyways, so I got two blazers instead.
I was sitting there going--
- Hi, sorry, whenever you're ready.
- Oh, thank you so much.
Okay, so I got the turmeric latte,
and you got the oat milk latte,
and the guy who owned the horse accused you of selling it.
What? What the (beep)?
You had it printed on the check?
(muffled talking)
That's it!
I will not have my boundaries trampled over anymore
because I am at capacity!
(jazzy music)
Why does it say, horse guy
is pressing charges, inside my mug?
- Because I needed to vent!
- I don't know if you've noticed this, Liz,
but I never wanna hear you vent!
I never wanna hear you talk about your feelings!
Because caring about other people brings me down!
- Then why do you wanna hang out with me?
- Because I'm a good friend!
- I don't think you are!
- I am, Liz! - I disagree.
- Believe it or not I'm a good friend.
- I don't think so.
- I am a good friend!
I'm a good friend!
I am a good friend!
I'm a good friend.
I'll see you at hot yoga at eight.
(jazzy music)
(sighing)
- Hi, do you drive the white Honda Accord out there?
- Yes.
- A tree fell on it and that tree was a historical landmark
that also houses a species of bird that's almost extinct,
so you're in a lot of trouble.
- Do you have a minute to chat?
- Yes, actually yeah.
That would be fantastic.
I've just been going through so much lately
and I really need to vent.
So backstory.
I collect action figures from the late 80s, early 90s.
- I am so sorry, I'm actually, I'm at capacity.
So I'm just...
- They didn't pay.
- I never wanna hear you talk about your feelings
because hearing about...
(laughing)
I am a good friend!
A good friend.
I'll see you at soul cycle at eight.
(laughing)
- I am telling the police about this.
That's what I'll do.
That's what citizens do when there's an issue,
they call the police.
I don't have my phone on me.
Were you listening that whole time?
Can you listen one minute more?
So backstory.
I collect action figures from the late 80s, early 90s.
- Oh god.
- And all I've been trying to do is find
one of those Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
where you can actually flip the head
and it looks like a real turtle.
And then you flip it back and--
- Calling my priest.
- Actual action figure. - Hello?
- So I finally find one I think at a flea market.
But I get it home and it's a fake.
And I spent the last $30 of my--
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