>>MR. HURST?
YOUR ONE O'CLOCK
INTERVIEW IS HERE.
>>ALL RIGHT, SEND HIM IN.
>>UH, HI, MR. HURST,
I'M TERRENCE LEOPARDI.
>>HEY, PLEASE, CALL ME JOSEPH.
>>OH, JOSEPH.
WELL, IT'S REALLY
NICE TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.
>>YEAH, YEAH, HAVE A SEAT.
LET'S TALK.
YOU WANT WATER?
>>OH, NO, I'M GOOD.
>>ALL RIGHT.
UM, SO LET'S START THINGS OFF.
WHAT MAKES YOU INTERESTED IN
WORKING WITH THIS COMPANY?
>>OH, UH, WELL, I'VE BEEN REALLY
IMPRESSED WITH WHAT YOU GUYS
HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH
IN THE MARKETPLACE IN SUCH
A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME.
I MEAN, JUST THE
OPPORTUNITY TO BE-
[PHONE RINGS]
UH... TO...
>>SORRY.
>>GO AHEAD.
>>EXCUSE ME.
HELLO?
YEAH, NO, I'M NOT
DOING ANYTHING.
OH, JUST SOME GUY.
HE'S PROBABLY 6'1", 6'2",
SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE.
[LAUGHS]
I BET HE WOULD.
OH, THAT'S TOO GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
OKAY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
NOW WHERE WERE WE?
>>UH, I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO TELL YOU WHY I WANT
TO WORK FOR YOUR COMPANY.
>>YES, GO AHEAD.
>>OH, SO YEAH, I'D LOVE TO
BE A PART OF YOUR COMPANY.
I MEAN, I THINK IT'S SUCH
A GREAT TIME FOR GROWTH IN
THE INDUSTRY, THOUGH- UM...
[PHONE RINGS]
SHOULD I STEP OUT?
>>OH NO, YOU'RE FINE.
>>OKAY.
>>HELLO?
OH YEAH, SAME IDIOT.
OH, I'M POSITIVE HE'S SINGLE,
BUT HE'S NOT AMBER'S TYPE.
YOU KNOW,
LIKE HIS FIRST KISS WAS
PROBABLY HIS COUSIN,
BUT SHE DIDN'T LIKE
IT THAT MUCH.
YOU KNOW, THAT TYPE.
UH... I'D SAY MAYBE A LOW TWO.
I MEAN, YOU GET THE PICTURE,
AND TRUST ME, IT'S NOT PRETTY.
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, TALK TO YOU LATER.
BYE.
OKAY, BACK TO THE INTERVIEW.
>>WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?
>>I BEG YOUR PARDON?
>>UH, JUST NOW ON THE PHONE
AND THE TIME BEFORE THAT,
IT JUST SEEMED THAT...
>>I'M SORRY, BUT WERE
YOU EAVESDROPPING ON
MY PHONE CONVERSATION?
BECAUSE THAT'S PRETTY RUDE.
>>NO, I'M NOT.
IT'S JUST YOU WERE RIGHT
THERE AND I COULD-
[PHONE RINGS]
>>TALK TO ME.
HE'S PROBABLY IN HIS FORTIES.
OR IT COULD BE
UNFORTUNATE TWENTIES.
YOU KNOW, HE KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE A BOXER,
BUT, LIKE, ONE THAT DOESN'T
BOX BUT JUST GETS PUNCHED
IN THE FACE A LOT, YOU KNOW?
UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT, CIAO.
'KAY, BACK TO-
>>YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME.
>>COME- COME AGAIN?
>>YOU- YOU WERE JUST DESCRIBING
ME TO THE PERSON ON THE PHONE.
>>WAS I?
>>YES.
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I'M 27.
>>OKAY, WELL,
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
AND I HAVE A LOT OF
OTHER THINGS TO DO,
SO LET'S JUST GET THIS
INTERVIEW OVER WITH.
[PHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
WHAT?
>>NO!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HANG UP THAT PHONE,
GIVE ME A PROPER INTERVIEW,
AND GIVE ME THE RESPECT
THAT I DESERVE.
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT WAS MY WIFE.
SHE'S BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT!
>>I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW.
JUST CALL HER BACK.
>>OKAY.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
HEY, SORRY, I GOT
DISCONNECTED THERE.
OH, HE TOTALLY BELIEVED IT!
OH, HE'S SO GULLIBLE.
I MEAN, I WISH YOU COULD
SEE HIS FACE RIGHT NOW.
HE'S LIKE, "WHAT?"
OH MAN, I WISH I HAD MY CAMERA.
OH WAIT, I DO.
I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A PIC.
[PICTURE SNAPS]
YEAH, GO AHEAD AND TWEET IT OUT.
IT'S FINE.
YEAH, I AGREE.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, GOODBYE.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T EVEN WANT
THIS JOB ANYMORE.
>>[CLAPS SLOWLY]
[CLAPPING QUICKENS]
I'VE BEEN TESTING YOU.
YOU'VE SHOWN A LOT OF
CHARACTER AND STRENGTH,
AND THE WAY YOU HUNG
UP MY PHONE LIKE THAT,
IT WAS SUCH A BOLD MOVE.
AND QUITE FRANKLY,
WE NEED SOMEONE LIKE
YOU AROUND THIS OFFICE.
>>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>>I'M OFFERING YOU THE
JOB IF YOU'LL HAVE IT.
>>ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>>AS A HEART ATTACK.
>>YES!
YES, I'D LOVE TO WORK HERE.
>>WELL GREAT, YOU'LL START
FIRST THING ON MONDAY.
>>OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[PHONE RINGS]
OH, JUST...
>>YEAH.
YEAH.
HE TOTALLY THINKS HE HAS A JOB!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
OH!
ANYWAYS, I GOT TO GO.
MY WIFE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
HEY, THANKS FOR
WATCHING THAT SKETCH.
DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE
AND LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW.
[PHONE RINGS]
EXCUSE ME REAL FAST.
HELLO?
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S PROBABLY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
THAT HAVEN'T GONE OUTSIDE YET.
YEAH, PROBABLY-
PROBABLY A LOT OF FIRSTS.