okay so animal shirt animal noises let's go
would it be
okay all right okay cassie i'll give you all these cookies if you can answer this riddle
what has ears but can't hear what what has ears but can't hear you
what i can hear okay i'll give you another chance because that just made no sense oh
i got this come on i'll give you five seconds five corn for no ear of corn
nice try but i was thinking your shadow so these cookies are mine now that's not fair give them to
me no all right guys new challenge ready all right do this yeah and then put it right on your ear
yeah right there right on your ear okay like this yeah on your ear on my
if you get this question right you will have five six to grab whatever you want
what is your question what's three times three plus nine
plus ten nineteen correct five grab whatever you want four
three
two ah you guys know me for being in the basement but did you know that i also sleep
in the basement and it can get very much cold uncomfortable freezing that's why i just want
to thank pizza for really blessing me with a blanket no just a blanket but a comforter
i like this i like this a lot what the vase i can't get it out how did you get your hands
stuck in the basement i was trying to clean it go like this and i did that i did that already
i'm doing that i'm doing it look it's not coming out okay all right here here
i have an idea hold the vase hold it right here okay hold it very firm okay all right
okay all right now let me try it all right go like this okay all right slowly all right nikki
here's the deal you win a fat thousand dollars if i cannot drink this without touching this hat
so i can't touch the hat and i'll be able to drink what's under it can't have it all yes all right
can't touch me okay i did it watch look there's nothing under there not fair
i'll take this i'm sorry so i just managed to get myself into a little bit of an uncomfortable
situation i just went into starbucks and i saw a couple standing in the line in front of me and
i kid you not they were the cutest couple i had ever seen with the cutest little kids so i said
excuse me you guys are such a cute couple but the guy just laughed and said oh
she's my sister and i said ah shoot i'm so sorry the man in line said you know what he says
he says ah don't be sorry we're all so married so then i'm like he's like what thought they were
messing with me so i waited for the punchline of the joke when did it come so to break the
awkwardness his sister slash wife said that means he's the father and uncle to our children
[ __ ] [ __ ] kenzie come here kenzie come here please i'm stuck i'm literally stuck
no you're not yes i am dude the only time i do any type of dishes
here what do i do what do i do okay use soap first off more soap wait put it down so it'll go in
and you try using hot water okay careful don't burn yourself i don't know how hot
nope not working guys using more water my hand's too small your hands are huge
mine's not going to get stuck freaking out man like what do i do we might need to cut the cup
you think we think that'll work do you have like garage scissors i like a look
hey john i've gotten really good at beatboxing i think i can beat you now
bet you really think you can beat me yes all right here we go okay here we go
too easy last one here we go
babe these roads are pretty i see i was born and raised in michigan i think i know how to drive
these streets i'm just gonna pull over until the ice clears though it's a little scary out there
whoa that was the black icing if you don't know what that means it's when the ice freezes over
from the snow it turns black like the road making it black ice it can be deadly careful
no sledding i think i'd like to break the rules i was born in michigan i know how
to handle the slopes especially on a sled baby pretty much a toboggan
what do you think i should take my shirt off dave oh my god i think it reflects me are you that dude
excuse me wait what the freak man okay so i'm gonna find the four queens super fast you ready
yeah okay first one say go go right there the first queen second one i'm gonna catch in my mouth
like this just like that the second queen we're gonna use those two to find the third one you
ready watch watch the queens three two one there's the third one hold on to those you're gonna find
the last one you ready i'm gonna throw cards say stop whenever stop right there the last queen
what how you gonna get left all red by a dude with size nine shoes
that boy built like a dart like this your mans this the one that be leaving you all right mr
gru shoes ditch mr puppy paws it's time for you to get a real standing like me over here rocking
them size 23 hooves you ain't never seen speed like this can i have a piece of your lamp chop no
duh and then you're gonna put it back on the plate thank you well in that case
what is this
okay okay that was a tie next beat
no he's a little showy since it's now 2021 that means that the global panda express is officially
over oh wait i was just kidding i meant the global pandemic is officially over they might be thinking
how is that possible well two weeks ago i cured coronavirus by filling a bottle rocket with hand
sanitizer and i sent it into the atmosphere and for the past two weeks the hand sanitizer has
been spraying into the air and people all around the world have been breathing in my vaccine air
now to test my theory i decided today to see if i can find any pesky cover germs lying around so
i went to the gas station and i licked the debit keypad and then i licked my fingers after typing
in my opinion which is one two three four and then after that i went to panda express and i enjoyed
some yummy shrimp but when i was driving home i felt the coven 21 germs from licking the gas
station keypad bubbling in my stomach and i went home and i fell to my bed and i started coughing
when all of a sudden i coughed up a piece of lego but i kept coughing and eventually i had enough
lego pieces of a little lego house so maybe cover 21 isn't that bad metaphors that don't make sense
anymore uh-huh yeah yeah okay grandma birthday gotta go i gotta hang up the phone okay love you
hey can we watch the office let's do it i taped it last night you mean you recorded
it not taped it because that doesn't make sense it's cable can you just let me live
it's a little stuffy in here could you roll down a window oh yeah of course
i think you have to hit the button what are you talking oh oh right
no right i can't even clear my throat in public anymore i hit a little he's lying
no oh you got the roanoke oh he hacking up a lung he probably got the black plague
he ain't wearing a mask somebody get rid of him i'm already starting to lose my vision
who knows this boy probably got the benjamin button disease too
that's not even contagious this is a warning to everyone please be aware of devices like this
so as i'm sitting here in the stall doing my business i realize that this hook starts
blinking i knew something was up with it i literally remove it only to find out that this
is a hidden camera that records anyone who enters the stall into this little chip i then left i was
super freaked out this guy started following me and recording me i then go home to see if i
was recorded only to find out that thousands and thousands of others were recorded as well and you
do not want to see these videos i literally don't know what to do i'm so freaked out hey nicole
helen bee boss challenge okay let's go greens and cats boots and cups fruits and cats and [ __ ]
is