Liddy: Heyo! So, it's the open mic night tonight
and I need an outfit.
I've opened this on a twitter poll
so let me know what you think.
Right, what looks best on me?
Let me know!
Sorry twitter, I went with this dress instead.
I just like it, okay?
Guys, what song are you gonna do?
Henri: Trying to get Joe to bring his sexy back.
[all laugh]
Jenn: Yeah, but he's not really feeling up to it, so..
Liddy: Come on, are none of you going to come up and do anything?
Anyone who does a solo gets a free drink!
['People Help The People' by Birdy]
[People help the people]
[And if you're homesick give me your hand and I'll hold it]
[People help the people]
[And nothing will drag you down]
[Oh and if I had a brain]
[I'd be cold as a stone and rich as the fool that turned all those good hearts away]
[everyone claps and whoops]
Joe: Hey look!
Jenn: I can't believe she actually got him to come!
Liddy: I swear, she's the best thing that ever happened here!
[Boldwood and Bathsheba inaudible]
Jenn: No. No, Gabe. Don't try and save this.
Henri: Look, if I went up, what would I sing?
Jenn: Les Poisson, Les Poisson?!
Liddy: Or you could do one of those really upbeat songs
but tone it down, like an acoustic cover of 'Bye Bye Bye'?
Bathsheba: Hey guys! Is everyone having a good night?
Jenn: It's not actually that terrible.
Liddy: I have video evidence of them having fun.
Bathesheba: Y'know what, I'll tell you what.
I'll give you another shot, just this once, alright?
Joe: Waheey!
Liddy [slurring her words]: Tell me what Sheepgate is?
Jenn: No.
Liddy: Tell me what Sheepgate is!
Jenn: Nooo!
Henri: Tell ME what Sheepgate is!
Jenn: No, I'm not telling any of you what Sheepgate is,
although it is hilarious, and you're all missing out.
But, Gabriel is my friend, and he told me in confidence, so-
Joe: I know.
Well, I asked him how he know so much about jiu jitsu.
[Boldwood and Bathsheba inaudible]
Gabriel: Liddy, what are you filming?
Liddy: I've almost got enough footage for a whole new Boldwood montage.
I'm thinking: 'Can't Take My Eyes Off of You'?
Gabriel: Y'know, you really shouldn't film him without his permission.
If it was me you were filming-
Liddy: Jenn, where's that drink Bathsheba promised us?
Hey- where are you going Gabriel?
[Gabriel, Bathsheba, Boldwood inaudible]
Liddy: If I get a thousand retweets, I'm gonna go up and sing!!
Jenn: That's never gonna happen.
Liddy: You don't know that.
*gasps* Ohmygod, is that Daisy Ridley?
Jenn: No, Liddy, wait!
['You Know I'm No Good' by Amy Winehouse] [You say, "When we're married,"]
['Cause you're not bitter,]
["There'll be none of him no more,"]
[I cried for you on the kitchen floor,]
[I cheated myself,]
[Like I knew I would,]
[I told you I was trouble, you know that I'm no good,]
[Sweet reunion, Jamaica and Spain,]
[We're like how we were again,]
[I'm in the tub, you on the seat,]
[Lick your lips as I soak my feet,]
[Then you notice little carpet burn,]
[My stomach drop and my guts churn,]
Gabriel: Everything okay?
Bathsheba: Yeah, everything's fine.
I wasn't expecting it to go so well.
Gabriel: I actually meant Boldwood.
Is he bothering you?
Bathsheba: No! No, of course not.
Gabriel: Well, I don't think he realises- Bathsheba: Look, Gabriel, it's fine.
I'm sure you've got better things to do.
['Ignorance' by Paramore]
[I'm not the same kid from your memory Well, now I can fend for myself]
[Don't wanna hear your sad songs I don't wanna feel your pain]
[When you swear it's all my fault 'Cause you know we're not the same]
[We're not the same, No we're not the same]
[Yeah, we used to stick together We wrote our names in blood]
[But I guess you can't accept that the change is good]
[Well, you treat me just like another stranger]
[Well, it's nice to meet you, sir I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out]
[You treat me just like another stranger]
[Well, it's nice to meet you, sir I guess I'll go, I best be on my way out]
[Ignorance is your new best friend]
[Well, you treat me just like another-]
Liddy: Bathsheba just walked me home.
Bathsheba: Well someone had to.
Liddy: Tonight was amazing, though
I mean, you even got Boldwood to come out.
She has officially won everyone over.
Bathsheba: Well I'm really glad he came.
His support does mean a lot around here.
Liddy: *coughs* I think I'm gonna be sick.
Bathsheba: Okay, bye twitter. I'm gonna make sure she gets to the bathroom.
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