(hums "Here Comes the Bride")
- Okay, well we're not getting married.
We're both still single, just putting that on the internet.
You can slide into our DMs.
- Anytime.
(awkward music)
- Even though it's like their wedding, I'm still like
this is my time to shine as well.
- Do I like being a bridesmaid, no.
- When you're a bridesmaid, you have no control over
like the bridesmaid's dress.
Like if she tells you to put on a sheet,
you put that sheet on and you walk down that aisle.
- I don't like being told what to wear.
I don't like being told what to do with my hair,
what to do with, like I just, lame.
- When I think of bridesmaids' dresses,
I think of ugly dresses so that the bride looks better.
- Something that you wear one time to this wedding
and you're probably never gonna wear again.
- A lot of fuchsia,
- Tulle, - Bottom,
- Cinched here, flowy so it fits everybody's body shape.
- Yeah.
I am the bigger girl so they're always gonna make me
wear like the smock covering my titties and my butt,
but I wanna show my titties and my butt.
- And you should, Joyce.
- Thank you.
- It's not your wedding but everyone
deserves to see that.
- Yeah.
- I've been to a wedding where the bride told everyone
like oh, just a variation of blue,
and people showed up in like indigo, purple, periwinkle
and I'm like.
- They're the colors that doesn't look good on everyone.
- Do we need to start talking like what a color is?
- Yeah, some people are like well this is
the deep end of the blue shade,
I'm like no, - Oh gosh.
- That's purple.
- Bridesmaids' dresses that I've experienced in the past
are always so expensive!
Like $300 expensive.
Can you tell I'm bitter?
I'm bitter.
- You basically pull out your wallet and you just
throw money at the dress.
- First impression when I hear Amazon bridesmaids' dresses
is itchy, but I have hope,
'cause they're gonna be inexpensive.
- Okay, bring on the dresses.
- Pretty, look at it. - Oh.
- So lacy. - Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay, sequins?
This is like the rich friend idea.
- Oh, I like yours so much already!
(gasps)
Yours looks like a prom dress!
- This kinda reminds me of my prom dress actually.
- It's like something I would get at Ross.
- I don't know if my boobs are gonna fit,
that's always a game I like to play every morning,
will my boobs fit?
- The material.
- It's material.
- It's sewn.
And go.
Ooh!
- Ready for the open bar!
(laughs)
- Yes.
(jazzy music)
(chime)
- I'm not mad about yours.
- Yeah, I'm not mad about yours either.
- Love the color, love it.
- You just glow.
- Honestly, you look awesome.
- It doesn't close, so-- - Yeah, the back--
- Amazon sizing. - Does not fit.
- Sizing is wrong.
- I know that this was advertised as my size
but it's a little smaller on top.
- I would wear this to someone's wedding
even though it's itchy.
Sequins is always itchy.
- Hmm, but you look like a beautiful disco ball.
- I'm a disco ball!
- I like this one.
- This color is like dramatic.
Reminds me a little bit of Morticia Addams
from the Addams Family.
I feel like it's like helping me have
like really good posture.
- Oh, and there's a little booty action.
- [Joyce] You definitely got cakes, and I like it.
- It is a little bit short.
- I'm actually really happy with like the cover up here
because I can wear an actual bra underneath this dress.
Anytime I can wear like a formal gown
that I can get support for the girls, it's a blessing.
- It's not my style at all.
I would never wear it again,
but does it fit, yeah.
- I like the silhouette of the dress.
I think it's cute.
Would I wear this if you know, my sister made me,
but if it's not my sister.
- Ooh.
I think this is just like $50.
- $45?
- Maybe $50?
- I was gonna say $65.
(drum roll)
(bell chimes)
- Yes, okay I don't know why I'm so excited,
I'm not winning anything. - I know, I'm like,
(drum roll)
(bell chimes)
- Okay.
- Okay, that's not bad.
- It's not bad.
- You can see it though in the dress.
- Yeah.
- You can really see that these are under $100.
- All right, onto dress number two.
- Oy!
- Whoo!
- Aw man, this is the same color as my skin.
- I like this.
- This already feels like very trapeze artist-like,
like what's?
- It's like the silks when they do the gymnastics.
- Yes.
- Oh, it's one of those dresses where you have
to like tie it and you have a lot of options
'cause you can tie different styles.
- Did somebody really have this in their wedding?
Like did somebody really, truly say
I want everyone in the party to wear this.
- I like how yours feels, it's so heavy.
- Yeah, it's dense, like me.
Oh, you know what that looks like?
It looks like something Taylor Swift would wear
in the early 2000s.
- That's exactly correct and this is exactly
what I don't like in bridesmaids' dresses.
All right, time to try on my own skin.
- [Woman] And reveal!
(exclaims uncomfortably)
- You look so cute!
- This is my worst nightmare.
(elegant music)
(chimes)
- When I first got this dress in the bathroom,
it was like a sheet of all these sleeves,
and it was pretty simple, you just step into the dress
and then you just wrap the long sleeves over
and then you can really do whatever you want.
- I am obsessed with this.
- I just love this style of dress because I can
make it whatever I want, and it's like pretty much
it comes in all sizes.
- [Lindsay] It just drapes you so well.
- I like to see my boobs.
- We all like to see your boobs, Joyce.
- Quality content.
- I'm really surprised by this dress.
I would probably buy this dress and wear it,
like it can be beach day or like brunch,
and then bridesmaid.
- This is (sighs).
- The front of it is high and then the back of it
is like a little bit lower.
- It's not a high-low, it's not committing.
- Business in back, party in front?
- Did Eric ask you to prom?
- Yeah, and my mom chose this dress.
- I'm not loving the dress, I'm not saying yes,
I'm not saying yes to the dress.
- Nice breeze in there if it's a hot summer wedding.
- Cookie can breathe.
- I'm really trying to find good things
but I'm just not, I'm not a fan.
The only pro to this dress is I wanna just--
- Hey, hey, hey, work it up, work it up, work it up.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Coming to a wedding near you.
- I'm gonna say $15.
- This is $35.
- 40 bucks.
- $25 I feel like, just because it didn't take
too much effort to make this.
(drum roll)
(bell chimes)
- Wow, you're like right on it!
- Dang, I should go on Price is Right like today.
- $34.99 so yeah, so Forever 21 price range makes sense.
(drum roll)
(bell chimes)
- Ooh, see that's $49.99, that is correct.
- This is sensible
- That's good.
- $49.95, I could make this myself for $3.99,
if I literally cut up my bed sheet.
- This is exactly what I expected from Amazon
because out of four dresses, one was great.
The probability there makes a lot of sense for Amazon.
You know, there's definitely the hidden gems
but for the most part, uh-uh honey.
- Amazon, for the dresses, the price
and like the way the dresses that I tried on fit,
like did not make any sense.
I probably wouldn't order those dresses
for my bridesmaids.
This one though, I mean I did like a lot,
it was really, it's really comfortable.
- The fact that there's options for bridesmaids dresses
that are cheap, thank god, because at the end of the day,
no one's really gonna wear their bridesmaid's dress again
unless it's like this.
- I might just like get one of these dresses just to have.
- Nice!
- It's me!
(laughs)
- Here comes the bride.
- I'm not even dating anyone, it's great.
You should have this.
(laughs)
(upbeat music)