-I miss you. -I can’t wait to see you.
You are not cut out for long distance.
I think I might really love it there.
Make sure that’s what you want.
Will I look back in 20 years and wonder if I made the wrong choice?
What if there’s someone who loved them better?
You’re angry...
-No. -Marie...
Marie, you know that I made a mistake, so why turn it into something more?
Because it’s about how you see this relationship.
Hold onto me for dear life.
Like Carly Simon once said, “These are the good old days.”
You’re not alone. You’ll never be alone. You are stuck with me forever.
My mom knows she’s beautiful,
and she guards her beauty like someone’s trying to break in and steal it.
Yeah, I’m serious! Is there a hair?
No, there’s n...
-Oh... -What?
Just promise me, you’ll come to me before you lose your virginity.
Why?
[howling]
I’ll get less cows if you’re not a virgin.
Who was that?
Where’s your phone?
Your phone...
Something is coming. Something dangerous...
We don’t know what it is...
...but it’s a threat to all mankind.
There’s two types of people in this world...
...predators and prey.
[screaming]
This season, these comics are veterans, they are professionals at tickling the soul,
and I want to give them the kind of shine they deserve.
Welcome to They Ready: Season 2!
Can I have everyone’s attention, please? Meet your new boss.
You gotta be kidding me.
I have underwear older than her.
There’s nothing stopping us from being a top 10 team by the end of the season.
[groaning]
-Top 20? -Jake can make top 20.
-Right, Jake? -No, now he’s sleeping.
Now we do what we’re meant to do: save our town from galactic threats.
Leave town for a wild adventure, wait...
-What did you say? -What did you say?
Please...what galactic threats are going to attack this place?
[screaming]
The protective fence that surrounds the sanctuary has mysteriously lost power.
A Lion and a Baboon have already gone missing.
So time is ticking, and on these adventures, time has big consequences.
-Every family is weird... -Morning, Adam.
...but mine is the weirdest.
Dad is Bigfoot.
-I’m a Bigfoot too. -They definitely noticed us.
-What gave it away, Mom? -Don’t sass your mother.
Hang on!
It’s the world of pole. It’s pole dance, and it’s pole artistry, pole fitness, pole sport...
I am in a war to help women reclaim themselves.
When you enter my world, you’re going to feel like you walked into fight club for women.
The Hotel Cecil has always had a dark persona.
The last footage that we have of her was inside the elevator.
Is there a room here that maybe somebody hasn’t died in?
I never got used to that.
Pelé!
My dad started this business so we could carry on his legacy and pass it down.
[laughing]
Ok here - they’re in there giggling, like two little girls.
[laughing]
You gotta keep Uncle Kev away from the general public.
I’m your mama. I’m the boss.
After all that, I’m still the boss.
My dog training system is known all over the world.
That’s a big problem.
For me, you know, it’s bigger than just training dogs.
I help the dogs that no one else will.