[music playing]
OK, so we all know that BowBow is the most adorable dog on the planet!
Excuse me?
Sorry, in the entire universe!
But she's so much more than that!
She's got this whole other life that I didn't even know about!
For example,
you know how I told you every night when I go to bed BowBow steals my socks?
It's true, I do!
And I never knew why!
But I finally found out
and you won't believe what she does with them!
Welcome back... to the yard, the back yard!
Get it? OK...
Anyways, so I saw this with my own two eyes...
A Doggy Sock Fashion Show!
Woah, what?
There was crazy music, a huge runway, a dog judge, you guys!
And dogs wearing snazzy socks!
How was this all happening?
I'll tell you how it happened!
We all steal our socks from our humans and take them down the street
to our friend Biffy's house.
Biffy is a Pomeranian who owns a sewing machine!
Ah, I should have guessed it!
BowBow had the whole plane entertained!
But there was one problem... take it away, Captain Good News!
This is your captain speaking,
we still have four hours and 26 minutes to go.
[sighing]
And the entertainment system is still down!
[sighing]
- We want BowBow, we want BowBow! - We want BowBow, we want BowBow!
And now, all of my fellow plane people, I give you... BowBow!
In an action-packed four hours and 26 minute reenactment
of all three Jurassic Bark movies!
Ahh, doggy dinosaurs have escaped and they're running free in the dog park!
Watch out, a potty break!
Does anyone have a giant bag?
[screaming]
How was that, JoJo?
Too scary?
Where was I?
Oh, right, right, right, the concert!
So I was rocking it, right, BowBow?
Totally rocking it!
♪ Like a kid in a candy, candy ♪
I love you, Omaha!
And that's where everything went wrong!
There's this one really cool jump that I do
and I nail it every time!
But this one time, I messed up when I landed
and I twisted my ankle!
BowBow, tell them what sound I made.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Anyway, I limped off stage trying to keep a smile on my face
but inside I was all... oh, my ankle!
I found BowBow and I said,
"BowBow, listen, you have to go on stage for me!"
And BowBow said,
"Say what now?"
And I said, "BowBow, it's the big finale and I can't let everybody down!"
BowBow was super nervous, weren't you, BowBow?
My nose was so sweaty!
Luckily though, I had a special BowBow size concert outfit
just in case this ever happened.
I always remember to pack matching outfits for me and BowBow,
for other situations like, if we ever need to pass as twins.
Could happen...
Or if a surprise doubles tennis tournament breaks out!
Or if we're on the airplane and we need to look super cute!
Or if there's ever a surprise dog and owner fashion show
- we want to enter together! - Gotta be ready!
So, you guys, I just found out that BowBow is...
Wait for it!
A small business dog!
I'm a small dog who ran a business!
And what a business it was!
You guys, BowBow was selling... wait for it...
The Dogsie!
So BowBow got her sewing machine, made a onesie just for her,
took a pic and put it up on...
Instagrowl!
I have over a million followers!
And they all went totally bonkers for the Dogsie
and not just dogs, people wanted them too!
Even though they weren't people size!
BowBow's business was doing so well
that she even decided to pitch the idea to the hit TV show Bark Tank.
And they said yes!
They gave people money so that she could keep creating the Dogsie!
I mean, they took her to the big time!
So, BowBow, you're telling me that you wanna be
a unicorn dog on a rainbow with singing lollipops and donuts
and all of the donuts have singing bows?
Yes, yes, that is my dream, JoJo!
I wanna do it, I wanna do it now!
Well, who am I to say no to BowBow's dream?
JoJo does not say no no to BowBow!
So I thought to myself, how could I make a DIY rainbow?
A rainbow without a rain... wait, that's just a bow!
Bow, I have so many bows!
I can make a bow rainbow!
So I got my red, my yellow, my blue, my orange, my green and my violet bows
and I arranged them into a beautiful rainbow!
And how did I make the unicorn horn, you ask?
I'm glad you asked.
Step one, get white construction paper.
Step two, cut the paper.
Step three, roll the paper into a horn shape.
Step four, glue the paper.
And step five, welcome to Glitter Town!
So there she was,
a beautiful unicorn dog sitting on top of a rainbow!
My mom brought home the donuts and lollipops.
I put bows on them and it all was going great!
So, guys, I totally found out where BowBow runs off to.
She has a secret doggy hideout!
It's called The Canine Condo!
And oh, my gosh, it is beyond!
You guys, you have to see it!
Time to get BowBow sized with my itsy bitsy bow
and take a tour under the bed.
JoJo, you're BowBow sized!
I know!
Woah, look at this place!
BowBow, you are living the life!
Plus all my favorite furniture squeaks!
No way!
Let's show everyone around your Canine Condo, BowBow!
This is the dance floor, where BowBow does the running man!
What? Who let the dog out?
Here BowBow chills out on her doggy couch
and watches her favorite movies!
Bone Wars, The Dogfather, Save The Last Scrap!
So good!
And here's the best part,
BowBow built a kibble bar with all the fixings,
so she could have her favorite snack.
Peanut Butter Hotdog Supreme with extra bacon bits of course!
It's my favorite!
[music playing]
Guys, thank you so much for watching!
What's that, BowBow?
Oh, OK, she says...
Hit subscribe!
You're so smart.
High five, woo!
I love her!