smg4 intro
Ohhh, you touch my tralala...
Mmm, my ding-ding-dong...
(sexiness intensifies)
MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WUT?!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
Mama mia...
( And here we see a wild Yoshi take a very large dump while walking)
( Yoshi sees Mario making fun of his very sexy Dino ass)
Yoshi charges at the interloper
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIOMARIOMARIO!!!!
MAMAF**KER
YOSHI!!!
( Dammit wario)
DED
HURRY UP ALREADY ( Dont rush a Yoshi mario)
Luigi!!! :D
( Ah sheat)
( As Luigi tries to scare away the enemy, he is unsuccessful because hes Luigi)
ded
HOW.
DARE.
YOU. (Mario and Luigi screaming)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
R.I.P Mario and Luigi ( especially Mario)
Yoshi hungers spaghetti
NO
Yoshi: MORE! Mario: NO!
Yoshi: MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR Mario: NO!
BUTTFUCK!
JUST SHUT THE F-- (idea)
(It was at this moment Mario fucked up.)
Luigi: Mario! No!
(Italian I can't transcribe)
Mario: Shut up-a, Luigi!
x1 U my god x3 yrubb
Wow. (more Italian)
Mario: Hmm...
WHOA!
ARRBBLBRLRBLBRLRBLRBRBL
Whoa... dizzy...
Yoshi: Woohoo! Yoshi!
I can show you the world...
Shining, shimmering, splendid...
(Look up that Aladdin song, I'm not transcribing the rest of it.
D-D-D-D-D-D-
DROP THE BASS.
Ausihaouheoiwaunkiuahoifjsghdoviuyrgseuoiyghkuioyfgfdsuyaifghalwjrugfaoiuyfteaoufohmygodpiesauidogheiuawrgweifawer
Luigi: Mama mia...
Waaaah! Mario!
Mario: Hmm?
[YOSHI PROCESSING MODE]
Luigi: Ohh, that's it! I'm sick of this!
Mario: No!
Luigi: That's MAMA luigi to you, Mario!
Mario: GAY Luigi?
(groans in frustration)
Heeere comes Yoshi...
Hohoho! Look at this!
Oyeah! Let's-a go!
F-Yoshi: (humming)
Mario: Hmm... Haha!
F-Yoshi: ...?
Yoshi: What's up?
Other Yoshi: HA! GAY!
Mario: Shiiiiiiiiiiii
Dr. Mario: Mama mia!
Mario: Hohoho...
Mama f---er!
Dr. Mario: (Italian that I don't want to transcribe)
Mario: (Italian)
Dr. Mario: OOF! RRGH!
Mario: Oh no...!
Mama mia...
So cool! Very fun!
DED.
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Luigi: Wow.
Weeshee: ITSAMEEEEE.
ITSAMEEEEE.
Toadgee: ITSAMEEEEE!
Peachee: ITSAMEEEEE.
Bowgee: ITSAME.
Weegee: ITSAMEEEEE!
WA
HA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Special thanks to an unknown former caption editor, and Toadlover404 for transcribing (most of) this episode. (Captioning Date: 6/8/2017 for Toadlover404)