Cristine: Ahhh! Oh my God, that's so many balls!
Cristine: It's like a childs play pen
Ah, good day everyone and welcome to today's video
here with Cristine!
Cristine: Oh my god, I'm in your house!
You're here!
Cristine: I'm actually in your house.
Welcome to America!
Cristine: Is this America?
This is America.
Cristine: Wow, I'm from way up north.
Cristine: We don't know what America is.
Cristine: All we have is snow and igloos.
I mean, our continents- not continents. Ha.
Cristine: Continents?
Our countries are are attached.
Cristine: We're on the same continent. Different countries.
Cristine: History lessons- no- geography lessons with Joey.
Actually, I used to think Russia was its own continent.
It's not, it's just a country. Very large country.
Cristine: It's on the same continent as Asia.
Yeah
Cristine: Yeah
Which is weird. Russia is- ANYWAYS!
Cristine: We're old, we don't need to know this; that's back in high school.
We haven't needed to know about geography for a while.
Cristine: Nope!
But anyways, she has a nail channel, hence the title of this video being nail related.
But I'm so obsessed with her videos. I remember just- well, you guys know I love painting my nails
Well, getting them done.
Cristine: Oh yeah, the people know. I know. I've seen it. Yeah.
Uhm, so I came across one of her videos and I was immediately hooked in.
Cuz, I was just expecting like a boring tutorial.
And then all of the sudden I was like, "Why am I laughing?" like, "Why is she funny?"
"This is weird, why is nail tutorial girl have humor?"
Cristine: Why is she swearing? Joey: Yeah, this doesn't make sense.
And then, I found out you love iridescent holos and all that stuff
Cristine: Mmm, unicorns, rainbows...
And we had a connection
Cristine: We had so much in common. We love sparkly objects
(laughs)
Cristine: Oh look! I see a crystal!
Cristine: There's crystals everywhere! Joey: I know.
Today, you are going to be transforming my nails into Orbeez nails.
Crisitne: I'm ready. (cracks fingers)
Oh my god.
Your finger's literally crack off.
Cristine: It's just to show you how ready I am.
They're all fake fingers
You just like... put in.
Crisitne: So, since I'm highly qualified at nails... [Joey: Right] I know exactly what to do with these.
Yeah.
And how this even makes sense
Of course, you've done this millions of times.
Cristine: I am a qualified professional... at nails [Joey: some might say]
Yeah
Crisitne: No one would say, but sure!
So, how..
So, I guess let's get on with the video.
How, how do go about this?
Cristine: Well, let me just, uh, read the directions here.
There's a lot of warnings. Don't eat these, cause they'll expand in your stomach.
Cristine: Also, most important warning... "Warning. Choking Hazard. Small balls."
Both at different times: Oh Okay. Small balls. Remember that, small balls
clearly
Cristine: Yeah, we still don't recommend eating them.
Oh, I wasn't going to.
Cristine: The labels have holo on them, so I'm already impressed. I'm- I'm so excited
Haha, It's a go for us. Cristine: Yeah.
So I think we're going to try to adhere them with clear stuff?
Cristine: Yeah.
Cristine: I was so sorry to hear about the mean lady that ruined your nails.
I haven't had my nails painted in so long.
They're going to revive them and bring them back to life by the Orbeez moisture.
Cristine: I know, I saw your video 'Why I'm Never Wearing Nail Polish Again"
I'm sure you clicked on that immediately.
Cristine: I did and I started CRYING.
(laughs)
Cristine: I was so sad. I was like, "NO, JOEY, NO!"
Well, this is literally going to be the first coat of nail polish
that will be on my nails so...
Cristine: So let's just skip the filing and all of that
Okay
Cristine: Because who cares (laughs)
It's going to be covered by... small balls.
Crisitne: So, first I'm going to use a crappy peel off base coat
Of course
Cristine: So this is a shitty peel off base coat cause It's all I brought from Canada.
I'm really sad that we don't have the latex, because that's my favorite.
Cristine: You want the peel porn?
Yes.
Cristine: Oh my god, you love the peel porn
Joey: I love the peel porn. Cristine: You're right, though. I didn't bring any.
I know it looks white.
Don't be alarmed
Also, are you guys
living for this
close up moment?
Cristine: Look at that. It's like glue porn.