Hi.
Hello how are you?
Hi, how are you?
Oh, good.
Have you recovered from Palm Springs?
You know, I've been sleeping a lot.
I'll tell you that.
I was, like, tired.
Yeah I'm so happy that, like, we're good.
Me too. Major.
Me, too.
Facials.
Are you ready? Yes.
We have both of you ladies checked in.
If you'd like to follow me this way,
we'll take you ladies into our massage room
to scan your skin first.
And it'll allow us to create a treatment plan
that's custom tailored to you.
My spray tan.
It's awful.
You see?
Look at how, like, blotchy.
Where did you go for your tan, though?
I just went to Park City.
I'm banned from them.
Wait, why are you banned?
Because the girl wouldn't let me tan, so.
Stop it. No, no, no.
I went in and I was like, hey, I have an event tomorrow.
I need to tan. They're closing in 30 minutes.
And so I was like, let me tan.
And it escalated until I was like, let me f--ing tan!
And then she's like, you need to leave.
And then I got an email from corporate that
said, we appreciate your eight years of patronage,
but we're canceling your membership.
And John's like, Oh my gosh, I have to call
and cancel mine too now.
We're going to have you insert your face into this machine
here.
Right there.
Perfect.
OK.
You look like an avatar in the middle.
Do you have a little bit of buildup of dead skin cells.
So that's something we want to address.
Awesome yeah, perfect.
Now your turn.
Oh, my God.
Can I opt out after seeing that?
I'm like, I'm nervous.
Those probes are going to hit the top of your forehead.
OK, perfect.
Close your eyes for me so you can go ahead
and pull your face.
Oh, I'm afraid to look.
Oh, oh, Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
That is not cute.
I think something exfoliating would be beneficial today.
Let's just get rid of this.
This machine is just rude.
Meredith, we're going to be in this chair here.
Thank you.
I think what we'll do a nice, thorough double cleanse.
Thank you.
You know what's nuts, Meredith? when I met you,
Khloe wasn't even bat mitzvah'd yet.
I know.
Brooks was just starting high school.
It's nuts that they're all out of the house now.
You guys are true empty nesters.
It is so crazy.
And you're just kind of starting on that whole journey.
I hate it.
You know what's going to be really hard?
When Jack gets his mission call, like,
he could literally be called literally anywhere.
We can't go see him and he can't come home.
That is going to be difficult. Yeah, I like cry every day.
I'm like a baby.
Yeah, it's hard.
But you know what?
Seeing them move forward as adults is so rewarding.
It's just like, wow, I did something right here, you know?
Yeah, that feels so good.
This is so worth taking off my makeup for.
No, it's bothering me.
I don't like this sh--.
I will put up with, like, everything.
But this is like my f---ing face.
I am never dressing up on a girls' trip again.
Never.
So.
But I just felt like things weren't even resolved
in Palm Springs, you know?
Like, yeah, there was so much, like, weirdness.
I just think I want to get everybody together
for an Apr s soiree, no ski.
It's going to be fun.
Whitney's coming.
Heather's coming.
Mary's coming.
And then I'm going to invite Monica, too.
Oh, good.
It's not healthy to dwell, you know?
Yeah.
I'm still irritated with Monica, but there's no winning.
If I don't invite her, she'll come up
with some new accusation, like, oh, I'm not part of your 1%
It's so much easier to just say, I'm having a party: come.
I should wear head to toe labels to get a reaction from her.
Oh, God.
Well, I'm like, you're the one that's triggered.
Like, I mean, the two of you.
Come on.