What's going on, guys?
As kids we all loved our toys.
We had to have toys.
It was part of our childhood.
But some of these toys, you might say they're questionable.
Today I'm going to be reacting to the most inappropriate toys
for children.
This might be by accident, this might be on purpose.
Well, without further ado let's look at some of these.
OK, number one.
It says, I don't think different animal species get this close
to each other in the wild.
Oh, my god.
They're all hitting in doggie right now.
Especially the tiger.
Look at the tiger.
You don't have to do that-- the dinosaurs.
No, to be honest, I don't think they
meant to put them in that order.
I think it was just to conserve space.
It works better if they wrap their arms around each other
and hit it doggie style.
I don't know, it still looks really questionable.
Let's go to the next one.
All right, number two.
This child-- oh, my god, is that-- that's a Hitler doll.
Who sells Hitler dolls?
It has to be like some type of joke.
You know those spoof stores where they sell
a bunch of like weird shit?
That's probably where you get something like this.
Please don't tell me this was in Toys "R" Us.
Toys "R" Us, come on, you're better than that.
Don't put a Adolf Hitler doll in there.
Look how happy she is.
Is she a Nazi?
The Nazi regime?
Is she proud to be a Nazi? (SINGING) Where at least I know
I'm-- [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH].
Guys, that is weird.
Is this like in America or is this somewhere else?
All right, number three.
It says this Batman water gun is poorly designed.
They literally put the spray where his weenie should be.
And he's bending over, too.
I know a 5-year-old that can make a better design than this.
Like how stupid can you be?
And you fill up the water from here?
Do you guys see that little thing right here?
That's where you fill up the water, that's
his literally his butthole.
Oh, my goodness.
All right, so apparently this is a shaveable toy.
This toy's main goal is you have to shave it.
It has butthole hair, armpit hair.
[GROANS] Who would think of this?
Do kids actually enjoy this?
Like, now I shaved a doll, it's my turn to shave myself.
The kids don't even have hair like this.
It just looks wrong.
OK.
So the blue one is fine, but the pink one sort of looks
like something else.
What do they mean by that?
Whoa, whoa.
They try to make it look like a sword.
And I guess they want to make this look like a heart
since it was meant for girls.
But it just didn't work out for you guys.
I'm so sorry.
You guys should have thought that one through.
To be honest, I would make better toys than this.
Come on, this is not even a good toy.
Here we have Wreck-It Ralph just flipping us off.
His middle fingers are right there.
That's not nice.
It looks like this bear is wearing a ball gag.
Oh, my god, are you guys serious?
This is a ball gag, it looks exactly like a ball gag.
I'm definitely not buying my kids that.
This is a sperm splushy.
OK, we're going to the next one, not even.
All right, so apparently this doll poops rainbows.
It says right here, I poop rainbows.
Poopsie Pets.
Is this where we've come?
Are they that desperate, they need kids money?
Like, hey, we can make a toy poop.
Not just any type of poop, we can
make them poop-- what should they be,
like confetti or something?
No, no, let's make them poop rainbows.
Dude, dude, let's make them poop rainbows.
I mean, why wouldn't you buy a toy that poops rainbows?
Oh, my goodness, come on Moxie Pets.
I see it, I just saw it.
You can't be serious.
Guys, can someone please tell me what
this looks like right here?
This track right here.
What does that look like?
It's a freaking swastika!
Anyone can see that.
You're walking by, you're going to see that.
Pole dance.
It's a doll that pole dances.
Just look at me, guys.
Look at me.
Plushy roadkill toys are the-- this is a roadkill toy?
This tire marks-- that's their guts and blood?
I can't do this anymore.
I literally can't do this anymore.
These aren't whistles.
Oh, my god, they look like--
Why is Elmo trying to strangle that kid?
[LAUGHS] Because Elmo is Loki, a criminal.
He's not even a nice guy.
I know she's not doing drugs but it really looks like it.
It does.
It looks like she's doing like hookah or something.
There is no way.
They have got to be joking.
It's literally a set where you rob a bank.
OK, that's it, that's it.
Guys, do you know what?
My kids, when I have kids, they're
going to be on house arrest or something.
They're not buying any of these toys.
Oh, my goodness.
There is insanity in this.
What is this?
That looks like--
Oh, god, dang.
Guys, what do you think of this?
Do you guys own any of these toys?
Like this is frightening, really frightening.
To think anyone would actually try to sell this
in like a Toys "R" Us.
But anyways, thanks so much for watching.
Hope you enjoyed.
Have a good one.
Peace out.
These toys are just something else, man.