- [Host] Do you guys use emojis?
- Yes, although, I guess apparently I use them incorrectly,
I don't know.
I use them for what they look like to me
so if they're wrong, tough (bleep),
I don't really care.
(upbeat music)
- I'm Jaylen, this is my mom, Denice.
- Mommy.
(laughing)
- [Host] Would you be worried if your dad saw your texts?
- It depends with who.
- So, we do see her texts.
(laughing)
- They go through my phone.
Does anybody else's parents do that?
- [Female Host] Have you seen her phone?
Like who's she's texting?
- Yeah, on the low (chuckles).
- On the low?
What do you mean on the low?
- On the low, low.
- I don't even wanna know what's on it.
- He doesn't even wanna know. - But my wife does.
- No, but it-- - She'll show me
if there's something bad on there or not
but we'll see. - But it depends on who,
like a boy, like no.
- When?
- When you're on your phone, I peep over.
- I did not know that, wow, okay.
- I don't know a lot of the emojis,
I only use a few of them.
I only used the happy faces ones, really,
so that's like as far as I know.
- How do you think you're gonna do?
- Poorly.
- I think that's a good.
- Yeah. We'll see.
- What happens if he doesn't even know it?
- Um, Anise, I'm probably gonna know it, alright now.
- I think I'll do good on this.
- I'm a teenage girl, I probably know these.
- You better not know these.
(game music)
(vibration)
(laughing)
- Shady, like your aunt I think I've sent
her something like that before.
- Yeah.
- Oh maybe, okay.
What we used to say when we were growing up
was, "make like a tree and leave."
(laughing)
(wrong buzzard sound)
- [Host] This is going back to drugs.
- Ah Oh.
- Pine? I don't know, pine is not a drug.
(wrong buzzer sound)
- It's a drug?
A drug from trees?
(laughing)
- I'm going to say weed.
- Yeah.
(correct buzzer sound)
Yeah, I would say yeah.
- It's a tree, but they mean,
they understand that it's marijuana.
Like instead--
- I mean, if you're into that stuff,
then yeah you would know it's marijuana.
- You would know,
but a parent like me wouldn't know that.
- Spliffin' up.
(correct bell sound)
- This is...
- Light up a fatty.
(correct bell sound)
Green, right?
(correct bell sound)
Marijuana.
(correct bell sound)
Yeah, that's the marriage-uana, so.
Is it marijuana?
- [Host] Yeah.
- See?
- That was good, dad.
- Yeah.
- Good job.
(game music)
(vibration)
- A frog and a coffee cup?
What in the?
- Okay. So if I have to think deeper than just a frog
and a coffee.
- I told you this before, what is it?
- Happy camper in the mornin'.
- No.
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- I have no idea.
- I don't know what the frog means.
- What does the tea mean?
- The tea means sharing the--
like I got tea.
(correct bell sound)
Right? Tea means you got some stories to tell.
(correct bell sound)
- Frog juice, like um, like a rumor.
(correct bell sound)
- Like that's when somebody's spilling the tea.
It's like tea session.
(coffee pouring)
- No, I don't think that's right.
- Okay, there was a meme with Kermit the frog
sipping tea and the whole point of the meme was,
"But that's none of my business", and sips the tea.
You spill all this tea and then you go like,
"but that's none of my business."
- Is it right?
- [Host] Yeah, gossip.
- It's gossip.
It's like spilling the tea.
- All right, I got you.
- I said tea.
These are bummers, man.
(game music)
(vibration)
- Oh! Christmas tree.
- A Christmas tree.
(laughing)
- I don't know.
First of all, no one sends that emoji.
Maybe it could be a simple Christmas tree.
- No one sends it to you, that's good.
- Yeah, oh.
(thunderstorm sounds)
- This is not marijuana?
- This is marijuana during the holidays.
(wrong buzzer sound)
- Getting high.
- Yeah, I would say that too, yeah, getting high.
(correct bell sound)
- Marijuana with some extra stuff on it.
- He's with it now, he's with it.
- When my friends use it, it's like the wax pen.
It's like laced, 'cuz the wax pens are laced.
- Right, there something on top of a joint.
- Yeah.
- Lit, because you're lit like a tree.
Let's get lit like a tree.
- [Host] If one was the tree, now the trees are
lit up.
- [Together] Oh!
(laughing)
- That's funny.
- Getting high?
(correct bell sound)
- Getting lit.
- Don't say lit, um...
(game music)
(vibration)
- It looks like air.
- Yeah.
- Blowing smoke, like you're lying.
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- Blown away or passing gas.
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- I thought it was a fart.
- Yeah, that could be too.
- That's what I think of when I see it,
is that it's a fart.
- It's like forced air.
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- I know this one, vape.
(correct bell sound)
Vaping.
- Yeah, I think it's vaping too.
- I think people use it for fart also.
- Yeah, smoke. Yeah, smoke. No...
That's cloudy, that's a cloud.
- A fat cloud.
- With a little rain goin' on in there.
- Oh, okay. So this is either smoking or farting.
- Vaping.
(correct bell sound)
- Okay.
- Am I blind?
- Yeah.
- Stoned?
- [Host] Vaping.
- Yeah, like blowing a fat cloud.
- Yeah, vaping, right?
Blowing a what?
- Blowing a fat cloud.
- Okay.
(game music)
(vibration)
- Now it's stoned, now it's stoned, right?
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- Well of course you're going to think that when you
use that you're saying, "I'm watching you."
- Is that what that means?
- I have no idea what this means.
- I got my eyes on you.
- Like as a mother, I would put that there and say,
"I'm watching you."
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- That's definitely stoned.
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- Are the eyes red, like?
- It's just like out there man.
Like you smoked some good ass shit.
- Dad!
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- I'm looking at you, so peepin' at you.
(correct bell sound)
- It could be like checking out somebody,
like checkin' out a girl.
(correct bell sound)
Lookin' at they butt.
(correct bell sound)
(vibration)
That's what I think.
Like I would think that, like a guy would put that
there to say that they checkin' you out.
Or like on their Instagram, like if somebody--
- You right, she's right.
- All right.
- [Host] Like you're lookin' good today.
- Oh, like I, yeah. It's like.
- I actually use that once in a while,
but it's not the exact one.
I see what you sayin'.
- Who do you send that to?
(game music)
(vibration)
- I take back what I said.
I don't think I'm going to be good at this.
- You could just think a minute.
- Do you know it?
- Cut the chord.
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- Scissors.
- Scissoring?
(laughing)
- What is?
Oh, god!
I have that image in my brain.
- Oh, like they're cut?
- Cut them out.
- Cut it out, that's what I think that means.
(correct bell sound)
- Oh yeah, okay.
Like, they're toxic...
- I'm cutting you out, like I'm not talkin' to you anymore.
Cut it out, stop.
- Like cut you off.
Yeah, that's what it means.
It means don't talk to me anymore, I'm done with you.
Step back, take a couple of steps back, all right now,
take a couple steps back, take a couple seats,
that's what that means.
(game music)
(vibration)
- Uh... it's a pill.
- It's a pill.
- Does it mean something else?
Other than a pill?
- I'm going to be honest Anise I don't know.
(rewind sound)
Um, Anise, I'm probably gonna know it. All right now.
(rewind sound)
I'm gonna be honest Anise. I don't know.
- Exactly
- I want to say it has to do with drugs,
just poppin' pills, but not positive.
Is there a sheet? Am I right?
(incorrect buzzer sound)
- Oh, you know how some people say,
"you're such a pill."
- No!
(incorrect buzzer sound)
Who says that?
(laughing)
- I thought I've heard someone say, "you're a pill."
- To who?
- To me.
- And what does that mean?
- That you're funny. Are we right?
(incorrect buzzer sound)
(laughing)
- I don't agree with you.
- Like, "Oh my gosh, you're such a pill!"
- I've never heard that before.
- If somebody sent me that what would I think?
I think that they're on medication.
- It's like somebody's poppin' a Xanax or something.
Like they're poppin' a pill.
- It's medication.
- Xanax...
- Is a medication.
I know, I got 'em.
For flyin'.
They're prescribed by a legal doctor.
- It's like poppin' pills, I don't know.
- [Host] Yeah, drugs for sale.
- Drugs for sale.
- Yeah.
- Oh, is that what.
- Like a drug deal.
- Yeah, I can see that.
- Oh, drugs for sale.
I'm glad you don't know that one.
- Oh!
(thunderstorm sounds)
(game music)
- So mom, how do you think you did?
- Bad.
- I mean, there were some I didn't even know existed.
- Yeah, I don't use those emojis.
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's pretty good.
- All right.
- [Host] So how do you think you did?
- Not good. Yeah.
- Oh my goodness.
- So bad.
- I think we did well. Oh, shh.
- I didn't know a lot of those.
Wow, I'm like really, hmmmm, I gotta catch up on that.
- Horrible.
- Oh!
- Once I saw scissors, I was kind of done.
- [Host] Four right.
- Yes, I'll take it.
- Out of what? Ooof!
What's that, you talkin' about me and my grades,
how about that?
- I'm happy that he didn't know some of them.
I was like, "Oh, good. You're not texting those."
- So this is what like an, just an intervention.
That you wanted to set this up just to see what
was goin' on in my phone?
Hey, what's up?
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