- Okay, so my wonderful girlfriend, Ella,
has a thing for ugly animals,
which is probably why we have two hairless cats.
Ella grew up with lots of different animals
and basically wants to turn our home into a menagerie.
Her latest animal love is this.
Yep, this ugly looking goldfish question mark?
Ella has no idea that I've been planning
to get her this ugly fish for valentine's day.
So I went to the fish store and that, my friends
is where our story begins.
Oh wow, look at these guys with their big eyes.
Oh, wow, okay, I think we found a winner.
Okay so reality is that it takes about a month for the water
to create, I guess the proper living conditions for the fish
which means that it's gonna be a month
till the fish is ready to live in there.
But I'm gonna get all the supplies, the tank,
everything I need right now.
And then just show her an empty tank.
(gasps) oh my God.
I'll pretend like there's supposed to be a fish in there.
And that one of the cats ate it.
Oh my God, I'll prank her.
A valentine's day surprise and prank.
Amazing.
Also look at this dude.
Oh man.
I got all five gallons of water upstairs, got home
and already this guy, this guy, Charles.
Oh this prank is gonna work.
You're totally gonna be the person that ate the new fish.
Oh my goodness, please don't actually eat it when it comes.
Anyway, I'm gonna put on some make up, set up the tank,
and then, get ready for prank town 3000.
And actually, this will be my very first prank ever.
So what better way to do it than on a holiday about love?
Baby.
(upbeat music)
ooh, you're already playing the part.
So I'm gonna add the water conditioner
and the bacteria generator food incubator
and then I will update you guys when I'm building
the scene of the crime.
Oh yes, Charles, very method, very method, I like it.
Okay, so my thinking is that I'll displace this somehow
and then do a couple of dribbles, right?
So, I'll displace that, do a couple of dribbles
and then I got Charles a very special fish paste treat
that I'm gonna put right here,
so it'll look like he's eating something when Ella walks in
(evil laugh)
okay, here is the dastardly doer.
Here come the signs of struggle, struggle.
There we go, okay?
Here's all that.
Can you see?
I may need a little more struggle, little more struggle,
little more struggle, save water.
Okay, signs of struggle, yeah signs of struggle.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah, perfect.
Okay, great, great.
Okay, Ella just called. It's go time.
So I'm gonna place the snack, (whispers) oh my God.
Okay, Chuck, this is your shining moment.
Okay, we're pranking your mom.
Shh, almost, hold on, hold on.
Okay, here you go.
Here, buddy, Charles.
Okay?
There it is, okay?
There you go.
Yes, okay.
Now Charles eats really fast, so I'm gonna put a lot more
than necessary here.
Okay, good.
Cat boy.
(door shuts)
okay, Charles, please don't eat so fast, okay?
Okay.
Put the camera here, for Ella's reaction.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, hiding the camera,
right here,
okay.
Now she knows I have a surprise for her.
She doesn't know what the surprise is.
Okay, here we go, here we go, right there.
No, here.
I'll put it right there.
Okay.
No, over here. Okay, okay.
There.
Right here, okay.
Right here, oh man.
There.
That's pretty good, right?
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay, Ella, you know I have a surprise for you.
- Hm-mm.
- How do you feel right now?
- I'm scared.
- Why are you scared?
I told you it's a surprise.
- I love surprises.
- I know you do, okay, let's go.
- Okay, do I look?
Do I close my eyes?
- Wait, wait.
Also happy valentines' day.
(kissing)
okay go ahead, no you can just walk in.
You'll know right away,
about the new member of our family.
- (Gasps) a fish?
- I got a fish, go check it out.
- Oh my God! - Go check it out!
Wait, where is it? - A fish.
- Wait.
- A fish.
- Charles, did he eat it?
Wait, what the (beep)?
Wait - He ate it.
- Wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, come here, I'm upset.
- Is this (giggles)? - Hold on.
- Is this a prank?
- Oh my God.
- Is this a prank?
- No.
I left it alone for two seconds.
- He ate him.
- No, he did not.
- He did.
- I can't.
Come here, touch me.
Oh my God!
- Are you not even filming?
This is not (laughs).
Are you filming there?
- I was gonna see you walk up to it.
- Is this a prank show?
Charles.
- I can't.
I am so mad at you.
Why do I even need this thing?
- What kind of fish was it?
Did he eat a live fish?
- What the fuck is this?
(squealing) oh my God!
- (giggles) are you kidding me?
- I got you a big fuck eyed gold fish.
- That is so funny and messed up at the same time.
I mean.
- I'm so upset.
It's like funny, but I'm so upset.
This was, this is your reveal camera.
I'm gonna cry, I'm not okay.
I can't even.
Here, document the scene of the crime,
just because It'll help me feel better I think.
- Oh my God.
Charles ate my fish.
He doesn't seem.
- He's licking his paws?
- How could you do this?
- Why don't you let us have other pets?
Wait, hold on.
- I've wanted a fish for so long.
What happened?
- You want a fish, I wanna show you.
- I can't believe this - I'm trying to still make it.
- Seems like a prank show, but it's not.
- You know I hate.
- She doesn't like pranks.
- Oh my God, I have to show you.
- You spent so long getting ready for it.
- I have to show you a picture of.
Oh my God, I'm gonna cry.
This is your fish.
- Oh no, it's so cute.
- This is our fish, well you already saw.
- Did you go and pick him out?
- Yeah, today.
- Aw.
- What the (beep)?
- You got me such a nice tank.
I can't believe he got him so quickly.
You were just gone for two seconds to get me.
- You're right.
It doesn't quite add up.
You've been pranked.
- No!
- I got you!
Happy valentine's day!
I pranked you!
- Where's my fish?
- The fish is at its home.
It has to gestate for a month.
So it's your surprise.
Baby, happy valentine's day!
Your gift is a fish!
- You set up the whole thing?
For me to think he ate the fish?
- I even got him fish paste, toony.
It's salmon.
And I even jimmied the scene.
This is all fake.
You've been pranked. (kisses)
but the realit, but I--
- I never thought you would've gotten me like this, Hannah.
- Yeah. - That was well done.
- Thank you.
- Actually pretty insane that you pranked me that hard.
- I pranked you so good.
Wait, come here.
Okay, can I tell you?
A, your valentine's day gift is the prank,
because, Ella, you love pranks.
- I do.
- You love pranks, and you know I hate them.
You know I hate them, right?
- I've mixed feelings, because I wish there was
an actual fish here.
- There will be, babe.
It takes a month for the water to become healthy
for the fish.
- That doesn't seem real.
- It is real.
Its 100% real.
Long story short, happy valentine's day, baby.
- Thank you.
- Did I get you?
- You did.
- I really convinced you with the scene of the crime?
- You did, you really, I've never been,
that was a good one.
- That was good, right?
I pranked you, you love pranks.
- That was good.
- You love pranks and surprises and I did it.
- That's wild.
- Did you like my acting?
- You were good.
- I know, thank you.
I almost cried.
- I thought you were gonna cry.
I had tears in my eyes, I'm actually really impressed
with myself.
Yes, yes, yes!
Pranked, pranked.
- It would've been pretty hilarious if you did get me a fish
and Charles ate it.
- Yeah, that too would've been funny,
but this also was funny and did not cost a life.
Thank you guys
for being with me on my very, very first prank ever,
probably only.
Oh, honey, honey.
- I can't believe you got me.
- I got you so good.
Anyway, it's probably not gonna happen again.
Cause it was stressful.
Pranking is stressful.
Also, I don't really like the lying part.
Long story short.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
It has been day three of valentine's week.
So make sure you watch days one and two.
Click, click, click.
And above all else, I hope that you'll love you today
and love the people you love.
It's a beautiful valentine's day message.
Look at this face, I'm still gonna cook you dinner,
don't worry.
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, guys. (kisses) love you lots.
Have a great day.
What was that?
- I wouldn't even be mad if you ate me fish.
You're just a baby boy.