Hit it boys!
[electronic dance music playing]
They’re good.
When I ripped…
♪ My pants ♪
♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪
♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪
♪ And now she won’t even spare A passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪
♪ When big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪
♪ Spongebob turned into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl ever wants to dance ♪
♪ With a fool who went and ripped his pants ♪
♪ I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse ♪
♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪
♪ Because winding up with no-one Is a lot less fun ♪
♪ Than a burn from the sun ♪
♪ Or sand in your buns ♪
♪ Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget ♪
♪ So listen and you won’t regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself Don’t miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won’t end up like the fool ♪
♪ Who ripped his pants ♪
♪ It’s all about you girl On your 16th birthday ♪
♪ Pay attention to you girl Everyone has to do just what you say ♪
♪ You’ve got your Very own spotlight tonight ♪
♪ Because it’s all about you Yeah it’s all about Pearl ♪
♪ You’re the birthday girl ♪
♪ Yeah, it’s all about me On my 16th birthday ♪
♪ I want music and clothes and shiny things ♪
♪ So give it up right away ♪
♪ Everybody in the whole wide world They have to pay attention to me ♪
♪ It’s all about me, me and guess who? ♪
♪ Me ♪
Hello, ladies.
♪ When my tear ducts give issue ♪
♪ I can’t use just any tissue ♪
♪ I need four ply, four ply, four ply When I cry ♪
Yeah!
Hit it boys!
♪ Welcome to Squidward’s Tiki Land ♪
♪ You can relax all day Like a tiki can ♪
♪ Or lay out in the sun For a tiki tan ♪
♪ Or drink from a coconut That’s full of flan ♪
♪ Here in Squidward’s Tiki Land ♪
Hit it fingers!
♪ Yo, yo, ho, yo-ho ♪
They’re good.
♪ Oh we’re the ghouls Of the Briny Deep ♪
♪ Under the waves we like to creep ♪
♪ Sleeping in coffins with spider webs As ghostly pillows beneath our heads ♪
♪ Oh we’re the ghouls Of the Briny Deep ♪
♪ Under the waves we like to creep ♪
♪ We wear black shrouds That look quite neat ♪
♪ But we don’t own shoes Cause we have no feet ♪
[laughing]
♪ We like to hunt and frighten And scare ♪
♪ Till you jump right out Of your underwear ♪
♪ We like to eat eyes and brains And drink right out of rusty drains ♪
♪ We don’t keep animals Like cutesy snails ♪
Gary!
♪ Our favorite pet’s The Cat-O’-Nine-Tails ♪
[meowing]
[clapping]
Okay, that’s perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl, here we come.
Flag twirlers, really spin those things.
Okay, turn!
Flag twirlers let’s go! I want to see some spinning.
Flag twirlers let’s move! Come on, move!
[propellers spinning]
[exploding]
[bugle playing]
[outro music playing]