Here we go baby. Giants? Please.
This is 'bout to be easy.
Is Vander Esch playing?
This should be an easy dub.
Eagles and Washington are losing.
If we win today, we basically win the division.
Let's go Zeke. (clapping)
Why did we run it on 3rd and long?
We must be going for it.
We are, okay.
Interception? Dang it.
Zeke was wide open.
So it begins.
Good stop defense.
And they missed the field goal.
(yells)
Is this what it's like when they miss a field goal?
Zeke just picked up where he left off last week.
Illegal formation.
That was a great catch by Zeke for nothing.
Soon as Zeke leaves you get Tony Pollard.
We have the best running back tandem in the league.
I don't care about the Browns.
Did CeeDee Lamb just run the ball?
I'm not against it.
Catch the ball, Schultz, Dak put it right on you.
Ah, is Saquon Barkley hurt? Bruh.
Oh, Diggs almost had another interception.
How was Dak not sacked right there?
4th down again. Go for it.
Easy Cedrickk Wilson jet stream.
How do we fumble on the goal line like that?
Bruh.
I'm already tired of listening to Troy Aikman.
Shut up Troy.
Why are they hyping up Daniel Jones? He is not that guy.
Not that guy.
Is Diggs okay? Is his foot okay?
CeeDee Lamb. Touchdown.
CeeDee Lamb is a grown man.
It was so beautiful.
Oh Diggs almost intercepted that one too.
I forgot Jason Garrett coached for the Giants,
no wonder they haven't scored any points.
(scream)
They dropped the double pass.
That basically sums up the Giants season right there.
I know why they keep throwing at Diggs.
Way to hold them D.
I thought they picked that off.
What is going on with the snaps?
Are we going for it on 4th down? In our territory?
Okay. That's what I thought I was about to say.
Punt that. Our linebacker core looks way better
without Jaylon Smith, I'm just being honest.
Kadarius Toney is good, I just hope the Giants haven't
figured that out.
We stopped him three times on the goal line.
Good stop on Daniel Jones, Jabril Cox.
Jaylon Smith would not have made that tackle.
Let's be real here.
Is Daniel Jones okay? Ooh...
Yup. That's a concussion.
We scored a touchdown on commercial breaks?
How is that even legal?
How and why are we tied with the Giants right now?
They're the Giants.
Two minute warning, let's score before half.
Let's go Schultz, there we go, way to sit down in that zone.
Bradberry almost picked that one off.
Amari Cooper. Touchdown! Let's go baby.
Coooooop.
I'm winning my fantasy game now.
How did the Eagles win?
Are we really going to let Mike Glennon
carve us up now?
That's what we're doing? Okay.
Kenny Golladay is out for the Giants too?
Man, this is a brutal game for the Giants.
Glennon fumbled, ah!
Is the ball slippery?
CeeDee Lamb, what a hit.
Oh you're right you better hit the weight room.
Dak has been on the money. What a pass to Coop.
Is Zeke okay? He laid down the chains.
Now Amari Cooper is hurt? Bruh
How is that not pass interference on CeeDee Lamb?
Thank you, there we go.
(indistinct)
Touchdown, ah, he was high stepping,
What a play. I love Kellen Moore.
I thought he was going to get tackled, he was high stepping.
I don't know how they didn't call Tony, but I'll take you.
Trevon Diggs. Interception Diggs! let's go!
Trevon Diggs is the best cornerback in the NFL.
Can... you... dig it?
Madden better raise this man's overall expeditiously.
What's that, 77?
Wow, they really roughed Dak like that?
I'll take a 1st down.
Tony Pollard almost paid that third down.
I'm just glad we got in the fumble back.
I'll take a field goal.
Let's just get out of here with with no injuries.
What a catch by Toney, this man is killing us.
Is Toney injured now too?
Okay, he's good, okay, I was about to say.
Bruh, just guard Toney, he's the only one doing anything.
Guard him. How are the Giants in the red zone already?
Giants are still in this game now.
Better tighten it up.
Third and goal, are they in the Wildcat?
That ain't gonna work Jason Garrett.
Going for it on 4th down.
Oh, Toney slipped, no pass interference, he just slipped.
Turnover on downs, let's go.
Mike Glennon is better than Daniel Jones, I'm just saying.
Necks...
Man up.
You get it? He has long neck.
Let's just get out of here with no injuries, please.
Double pass, Cedrickk Wilson.
Ooh, it was so close.
If he didn't under throw that Noah Brown would have scored.
I love Kellen Moore, have I said that yet?
How did Cedrick Wilson catch that?
What a dime?
Go Zeke run that.
Touchdown, let's go.
That's game.
Turn out the lights, the party's over.
Did Toney just take a swing at someone?
Bro.
Why would you do that after such a great game?
Just ruin the whole thing, Toney.
It's just not smart.
Why would you punch someone with the helmet on?
Well, their best player is gone now?
How did they call pass interference on Jayron Kearse?
That ball was uncatchable.
It was all the way over there.
John Ross scored a touchdown? Was he in?
He did not get both feet in,
that's going to be a fourth down.
Oh, they didn't get it. Oh wait. They did?
Yeah, they got it.
No a problem, no a problem.
Kazee ripped his helmet off too.
Did you see his face hit the ground?
What type of onside kick was that?
Tony Pollard, first down, there we go.
Did they rip Tony Pollard jumping up?
Now they're playing dirty.
Just kick the field goal, let's get out here.
Kick the field goal.
Anthony Brown pick six, okay Anthony.
The Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl.
(whooping)
We're firing on all cylinders today.
This is our year, baby.
(whopping)
I know it was a slow start, but I'll take the dub.
Let's go boys.
Today was a great day.
If the Eagles lost, it would have been better, though.
I'm just saying.
How 'bout 'em Cowboys?
I'm a grown man.