There's no escape, Agent Steele.
[grunting]
- Hmm? - Going somewhere?
Whoa! [panting]
Wha-
Hate to cut this short, MALICE,
cause I was having such a... ball.
[gasping]
♪ The stainless spy Your alloy ally ♪
♪ It's David Steele ♪
Lincoln! Bravo, buddy,
but you got to get off the table.
You have ruined my wife's garlic knots.
Sorry. [chuckles]
Well, today's a really big day.
It's my 12th birthday.
Feels like I've been 11 forever.
So this year, I'm doing it in style.
David Steele style.
I asked all my friends to come to Gus's dressed
as their favorite MALICE villains.
You have Golden Toe, Blowfish,
Odd Bobb and Patty Whack.
So far, it's been great.
[growling]
- One moment. - Whoa!
Nothing but net.
And now that we've finished playing Agents and MALICE,
it's time for...
Presents!
Yes!
Wahoo! Whoa oh!
Rusty, the invitation said only Lincoln was supposed
to dress up as David Steele.
Sorry, dude. It's not my fault I look amazing in a tuxedo.
Besides, check out the Loud seniors.
[clearing throat]
Yes, I'll take my milkshake shaken, not stirred, please.
[gasping, squealing]
Wait, we all said we weren't bringing
any gifts, right?
We ain't never said that, Rust.
Well, I'm going back to the arcade.
Hopefully I can win him some finger traps.
Well, thanks for coming, everyone.
Today is a special day for a special-
[crying]
Dad, you know if you cry, I'm gonna-
[sobbing]
Lincoln, I think what your dad was trying
to say is that 12 is a Loud family landmark.
He and Gramps have a special present for you.
Your great-grandfather gave it to Gramps when he was 12,
and Gramps gave it to your dad when he was 12.
You ready, hon?
Wait-wait a minute, where'd it go?
It was right here!
Maybe it was just misplaced.
Where'd it go?
Everyone, there's no need to panic.
David Steele is on the case.
Ah! Lincoln, you're standing in my garlic knots!
[chuckles] Yeah. I've gotta stop doing that.
So, MALICE, you wanna mess with old Gus, do ya? DO YA?!
Hey, Gus!
Nobody was playing pretend David Steele.
I need your help. Have you seen anything... suspicious lately?
I actually have...
- [gasping] - Not.
Yeah, no I have not.
Uh, but I do know another place to look.
There she is, the eyes and ears of-
[gasping]
My security cameras are all blacked out!
Must be those rascals
after my secret garlic knot recipe!
You wouldn't believe how many people try to steal it.
The secret is, uh... garlic.
I actually think it might have been
someone trying to steal my birthday gift.
Let's check the tapes.
Alright, just gotta hit rewind.
Huh?
So that's how it happened? I was right! This was a robbery!
[Gus gasps] Can you go back a few seconds?
Hey, this is all pretty cool.
Do you think that David Steele could have
some sort of pizza-themed sidekick like... the Pie Guy?
Right there!
Ah! Of course. We could talk about it later.
There's Scoots... and Flip... and Chandler.
Three suspects. All non-partygoers.
All close to the scene of the crime.
Nice working with you... PIE GUY.
Yes! Pie Guy!
Room for one more?
Does it look like there's room for one more?
Because of your dang party, I'm stuck with these two bozos
at the loner's table.
Hey, you ain't no picnic yourself there, lady!
What do you want anyway, Lincoln Lame?
Someone nabbed one of my birthday presents,
and I think one of you is the culprit.
The game is Go Fish.
If I win, you have to turn out your pockets.
And what's in it for us?
If you win, you get to keep all my... presents.
[gasping]
So, are you feeling lucky?
You're on.
[groaning]
Okay, Chandler, got any twos?
Pssh. Whatever. This game is stupid anyway.
[cheering]
Alright, deal's a deal. Turn out your pockets.
[groaning]
Huh? What?! You stole my secret recipe!
It just says garlic.
20,000 bucks on that good-for-nothing
security system!
[sighing] No gift.