Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to what the fork
This kind of looks like a fork
Right. I don't have a fork handy it's upstairs
It's a bear claw, but you know, it has prongs
I'll hold this up whenever I have to say what the fork in this video. So without further ado
Let's begin with what might be around number 19 with
Leg cramp.
Oh God
Oh wow, how does that even happen, dude?
I mean I've had muscle spasms before but never to the extent where it looks like a ghost is
giving me a massage. Ah
I wonder if that hurts or not because usually when I have muscle spasms, it'll just be kind of like
Flickering in
somewhere. I happened to have one earlier this morning
It's very topical like this little muscle right here was kind of flickering in and out. Someone's gonna be like that
That's a bad sign. That's an early symptom of you dying of some terrible condition
But that looks get a massage dude. Looks rough. I don't know why either
Yeah, whoa, ah
Okay, couple things obviously
first off
That's synthol it's oil injections
he has not actually lifted his way to biceps that look like that because as you can see
They're very disproportionate to the rest of his body
It's just he actually injects oil
into his bicep and
I'm not sure. I'm not entirely sure why
Cuz it doesn't make you stronger and that it probably makes you weaker because you have all this stuff in the way
But anywho, so that's what's going on on one hand on the other hand. Ah
Eyebrows
It that's the thing is like that's voluntary. Obviously, that's just very thickly
applied
eyebrow pencil or or whatever you call it if that's what makes you happy and
You're cool with it and and that gives you self-confidence to knock yourself out
It's not hurting anyone else with the eyebrow thing. I would recommend that the oil injection stop. That's not healthy
But the eyebrow thing you're hurting anyone
It's just you know
What thick eyebrows are in they definitely are so we're just expanding on that trend a little bit passion for taking pictures
Yeah, you know if the lava is actually glowing it just doesn't seem like the best place to stand but hey
I guess it probably makes for a cool photo and a cool story
You have this photo to go along with the photo that you're taking
I just hope that your photo turned out well and more pixels than this one because this is not a super great photo
But it's also probably just compressed copied from somewhere. That's its commitment
I'm here for I've actually seen this one and that's definitely not safe for our video here
So we'll continue along the sitting at a traffic light
That's an airplane
Okay
Wow, yeah that happened
May 2017, so it's been a little while I was like this looks vaguely familiar
Yeah. Wow
Hey, you know what on the plus side at least the power line didn't like tear apart the plane and create additional fires and troubles
For other cars, hopefully no one was hurt in this I be very surprised. If not, actually that looks not very good. But
Hoping for the best a plane engine went hurling into my neighbor's house after a crash
Coincidence and these are back to back I think not
All right. It's harkens back to the top post of well, that sucks of last video
With that rock that hit the dude from Pompeii. This could have been that situation except an engine
Instead your house is like remarkably resilient, actually. The fact that that didn't make more of a crater
I mean, maybe it kind of careened across a lawn and then it hit the house
But if that just went straight from air in the house
Your house is very robust that it didn't go in any further than that because that would hit like a meteor
Create a crater man. I dunno. The skull of the person with the rare type of bone cancer Chordoma
All right, so the question is
Did they?
Survive? Is the Chordoma what did them in or is this they lived a long life and
then just when they died from whatever else took him out and
This was just it was like that's what their skull looks like. There's no way though, because that's actual bone right there and
Yeah, there's no way that someone would actually survive with their bone that would that would be like removed in surgery or something like that
I have to imagine so I'm assuming that
Chordoma did them in it seems very painful. Oh
I'm sorry, dude. Yeah human body can
Have some crazy stuff happen to it. Whoa. All right. Well, uh, yeah moving along Hong Kong's fake skyline
Why would you what's what's the point of that you could stand in front of that anywhere that you wanted to?
Could set up a poster here in LA and you can take a photo in front of the fake Hong Kong skyline
Poster you are actually in front of Hong Kong
No It looks like so why wouldn't you even if it's foggy just take the photo cuz even do that anywhere else
That seems very pointless also
Just so clearly taken in front of a poster. It doesn't doesn't look real
You standing there in front of it? I don't like
You can see that crinkles in the poster and everything. It just doesn't even look right? I don't get the point
Just take the wreath. Just take it in front of the actual skyline. It'll be fine. Just because it's foggy jeez
Yes, you gotta get that ideal postcard shop at something weather does happen deal with it a whip made from a spine
I don't know. That's kind of cool
Cuz when was the last time that a whip was ever supposed to not look intimidating? That's what they exist for
I mean like a whip exists to do bad things, right?
Either to I don't know in ancient times to be used on humans
Unpleasantly, which is not great or to be used on animals. Also not great. It's not great in general
Whips aren't used for great things for the most part
So it's like, you know
If you're gonna go full-out and villain you might as well go all out and make it out of a spine
That'd be really I'd be down to have an artifact like that in the house. It looks really cool
It seems that it must be like really loud. If just like rattling as the bones Clank together is it I don't know
That's actually kind of do I'll be honest
Especially if you you're trying to rock that supervillain lair kind of deal, that'd be that'd be a super-sweet artifact
I'm just envisioning the room that it would work in you'd have some really dark gray painted walls
We'd have a mix of like super modern with some some also some wood
Accents mixed in a glass desk with some kind of really nice black and chrome chair behind it
You have some chrome accents in there and then you would have this on a shelf behind your desk
You take meetings in there
People know you're serious paycheck queue
This is actually kind of fascinating
this isn't so much like
What the fort goes what? Oh my god, that's incredible
I'm damn impressed. I didn't know caterpillars had like any kind of pack mentality
Well, that's pretty cool dude. That's pretty cool. I'm I'm curious what would happen?
It's kind of a mean thing to think about but what would happen if you removed?
One of the caterpillars and just put them elsewhere
Would that one find its way back and would it screw up the whole train?
Would it break it in half or would they manage to find their way back into one? It's the caterpillar centipede
So the human centipede it's the caterpillar equivalent of that. It's the centipede centipede
Centipede squared. There's a boot in my snake.
Oh yeah instead of a
There's a snake in my boot
The exact opposite of that why would you think that's tasty at all?
Wouldn't you just start on that and just think to yourself as a snake?
Hmm. No
This doesn't seem like food, but you know what?
It's in my mouth now, so I guess we're going with it
That seems like something that maybe it applies to another situation as well that people are gonna take it to Wow
All right. I guess it'll pass
Snakes have probably eaten larger objects, although I like how it's in a vet office with
Anesthesia in its mouth just think someone had to develop a method to deliver anesthesia to a snake
Someone was in charge of that for exactly this. Why are we ever gonna need to anesthetize a snake?
Well, they could swallow a shoe and be in great distress
I suppose that is the fault of humans because if it weren't for humans shoes would not exist
So you can't fault the snake the shoe probably looked like something that it would have eaten millions of years ago.
The front yard is lava, Hawaii
Yeah, dude that's some gnarly stuff going on in Hawaii right now it's weird, isn't it
It's still going on in full force
But it seems like the media kind of focused on it in the beginning and now it's kind of fallen off the broadcast cycle
But still I believe things are
kind of
Wild so I hope everyone out there who might be watching this from Hawaii. I hope you are safe
I hope everything is OK for you. I read articles that like the most dangerous part at this point is
the gas from it
Versus the actual lava flows, but I don't think I'd be comfortable standing that close
Taking video of that. Can you imagine if just a tiny
tiny little piece of that got ejected like that's ejecting it out
You're bound to have a piece go a little bit further than you expect it to and if that lands on you
That's not good. No, not at all
Oh like you can't we should learn from Pompeii guy here we don't want that.
Trust issues. Oh
God you guys they must hear it
We don't
We just think they have super own that supernatural
Senses because it's a gift and we don't hear sound and we also don't have any peripheral vision or the ability to turn our head
but I'm assuming
That they either heard it or they saw it coming and they're like, oh, all right. Nice
You want it you're trying to get us killed
Railway guard that's really helpful. Hey guys, I promise you're safe
Come on cross tracks
You'll be fine be a shame. If something were to happen to you. That's a nice car. You got there. Oh my god
Yeah, that's probably something you should call
I don't know your your local law enforcement about just to alert them of the situation cuz that
Could turn out pretty badly. I'm glad that they both notice though who for a second?
I thought maybe the other car was gonna go and this one was not going to and then it was gonna hit
This turned out well for everyone Darwin would be proud
Come on guys, stop removing all the stuff. Oh my god. Well, that's anticlimactic
I feel like we need to get some bonus ones in here because I know which one this is
Oh, I saw this one and that's not going in our video if you're interested
Feel free to come check it out, but I'll describe it for you. That is a woman who is upset in a retail store and
Decides that the proper way to express her anger is to poop in her hand and throw it at the cashier. I
Don't entirely know the context. I'm sure it's there somewhere for you to find but needless to say
Videos of people pooping in their hands is not gonna make it into our youtube, but that's what happened there
All right. Let's just get some bonuses in here because a lot of not sounds man. Come on. I got places to be
More train stuff why is there so much train stuff also? What is that on like, is that a paper ball?
It's paper bag flying through the air
Yeah, okay smart
Play stupid games win stupid prizes you idiot waiting at the track
Why would you not just drive around when it says don't go with the train track barrier you stupid
Obviously, there's no trai- oh, God
How dumb how dumb Darwin Awards Jesus speaking of Darwin up at the top boy collecting plastic on
Citarum River
Indonesia
Jesus Christ
That's just kind of a depressing photo right there
Yeah, I don't know if that's like when you people go and pick up cans that they can return and get the 10 cent refund
Here in the United States. I don't know that's a thing in any other places
But there are people who will like outside the back of the grocery store
They'll have all the cans that that need recycling people will take them so they can get the redemption
So, I don't know if it's similar thing going on here. But oh
Jesus dude, it's also people worried about getting so many like an infection if you had any open cutter
Whoa
What the crystal math is this patch job?
Seems really safe
sure that zip tying your tire in place works just as well as
Having a tire that's completely intact because that probably holds there just fine
Yep, it's actually less
indented down to the bottom than I would have expected it to be I would have figured the metal would pretty much be on the
Ground, maybe it's just the angle of the photograph. But please probably gonna tell you that you can't drive like that
Just go throw it out there not super safe. And for anyone else on the road here
it says debris come off of your tire and you swerve into someone or
it just
Goes and hits someone's windshield. Yeah, don't do that don't drive like that PSA. Ladies and gentlemen, please don't please don't
Okay, no. Well. Anyway, we did a few bonus little Clips there. Hopefully that held you over
So, um with that said we'll end it. I hope you enjoyed
What the fork I forgot to hold this up more?
Oh well it wasn't really a fork anyway. It's back scratcher. I forgot to mention that in case you weren't aware. You're wondering
Why does he have a bear claw thing right next to his desk? That's kind of weird. I think I've shown it before but anywho
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