I wonder if I could tweet Jimmy I bet you could well I know he's on his show right now
too oh he's doing his show well doesn't he do it that's right right around this time this is
into show inter show tweeting I don't know how to move it uh that's what that's what he said
somebody move it for me move it look at that 17. that's embarrassing no no that's
embarrassing now what do I do all right what do I want to say to Jimmy Fallon
you say it just one one word I think what do I say dude
hey yeah there it is look right there
like watching Edison play with the new light bulb
hahaha
ah look at this see what happened retreating I tweeted again I tweeted again a Heisman
guy really cool a Fallon is ignoring me and then I called him rat bastard
kind of getting the hang of this now yeah you're getting what you want out of the social media
here's what I said okay dude you know what I'm talking about Jimmy Fallon right
Scarlett Johansson and then I added this go sit in the truck you loser hi
you got him you got him right you got him that's right oh I didn't descend it yet
there nobody has called back though I've sent out I've sent out four nobody's called back
not even Quest love no nothing
people struggle isn't it here on the uh Late Show we are we're reaching out to moderate
modern technology and we're tweeting now and uh it got off to kind of a bad start last night because
we had I think dated outdated tweeting equipment tonight we've updated it and we should be ready
to go but a couple of things fascinating happened last night I tweeted several times uh during the
show about the show and I tweeted I was reaching out to Jimmy Fallon who was a a big Tweeter he's
uh will you hear about him he's the guy who tweets and Mr tweet so Paul and I thought who better uh
for being a nascent Tweeter to reach out to than Jimmy Fallon so we did we reached out and Paul
suggested all you have to do when you're tweeting Jimmy Fallon as a dude which we did yes and and
and we never we never heard back right and then and then then I called him out I said you little
rat bastard that was different yes I I go to the trouble to tweet on my show wasting a lot
of time and you we hear nothing from nothing bad so uh and he didn't call back today at all uh so
I don't know so I'm gonna maybe I'll try tonight but here's I'm going to enter a tweet right now
thank you please
please hold your applause until the Tweet has been entered
okay is this my thing okay okay here we go now will this go
in fact I heard I didn't get any response from anybody okay so now I'm going to Tweet
this out get ready finger bleeding my finger started bleeding during the show
this is what you how you use the Twitter exactly you update the people right on
personal things like a blemish and or okay I love it people love this should I add dude
now that would be the finishing touch okay bleeding dude yeah good okay wait a minute
I don't know how to how do you move that deal oh here we go again oh this is what happened last
night yeah you can't get the damn deal to move no wait a minute it's moving okay oh it's gone
laughs oh God all right it's like being at a
there you go it's like being one of those Assisted Living places
okay here we go finger bleeding dude I better put an exclamation mark there
so I move the thing I do that then I do that is that right okay get ready Anton
that Jimmy Fallon will know this is for him right
well we don't know we don't think so over here in the band we you know well it was
your idea you tweet all the time but there's a different way to get to him you got to hit what
the at yeah if you want to direct it to him you put the at sign with a circle around the a with
a circle at and then Jimmy Fallon at Jimmy Fallon that's how you then you get to him
no just call me close I just pushed slow no no I'm tweeting it's his responsibility to get in
touch with me all right you don't want to listen to Quest love over here you I'm Mr Tweed Anton
air [Applause]
thank you thank you thank you very much for the love of God dad your robe is open what
what hello what you did what where's the car ah now uh if you're just joining us uh we're very
excited because we've taken up the Twitter here on the late and it's fantastic and because I don't
know anything about twittering I thought how do we break in to get to get our feet wet with the
Twitter and the guy called from the office says you get your feet wet while you're twittering
you'll be electrocuted that's the thing about it so uh we we reached out to Jimmy Fallon who is a
very active Twitter on his own show which by the way used to be the show Paul and I again
now Jimmy Fallon does it and he twitters all the time and we twittered him on on Monday finally
yesterday we got a Twitter back so it takes in New York because of the holidays takes three days
to get a Twitter okay but we got it and we're happy about that what did he say he said hi
hi so now what I've decided to do since we were able to make contact with Jimmy Fallon in the
spirit of the holidays and because somebody has got to step forward and do this yes and I'm that
guy I'm going to man up I'm going to Cowboy Up I'm going to take care of business here tonight ladies
and gentlemen via the Twitter I am going to reach out to all the other talk show hosts who secretly
and not so secretly hate one another now this well and I say it's time to put this away all together
so I'm gonna I'm gonna Twitter now and I'm gonna need absolute silence while I do this I'm going
to Twitter now to Jay Leno to uh Conan O'Brien to the Jimmy's uh and also to uh Craig Ferguson who
is like our next door neighbor and I really don't need to Twitter him I know where he is yeah but
the other guy so let's run it down again it'll be Jay Leno it'll be Conan O'Brien it'll be the two
jimmies and it'll be Craig Ferguson okay all right please I'm begging you I need absolute silence
no grab ass while I'm doing this oh I'm sorry okay okay first yeah all right I have to do
this somebody said you have to do this if you want do what you got to put this in
okay that's the hashtag oh but the hashtag okay now
here we go I'll do a thing here all right all right it's in this good team okay okay
can you read that Paulina no I can't I see you in profile with a thing there it is sup
what's up what's up what's up you know what that is apostrophe yes sup uh boys oh no wait a minute
I gotta go back okay okay be oh yes okay that's that's they'll know who that is all right sup boys
all right and here here's what I say to him
whoopsie
[Laughter]
okay
okay well I need a thing
don't we all
what I like about this is it
it takes so much less time than a phone call yeah
okay what's up boys hanging and banging there you go
thank you
thank you very much [Music] it's been a wonderful audience thanks for watching good night everybody
foreign [Music]
it's still on the loading dock you got to get it out there get it get ready here we go adios
there you go [Applause] [Music]
is there a way I can correct my grammatical mistakes on the Tweeter here the Twitter
untweet and just untweet it can you do that no I don't know you I don't know huh
I'm embarrassed about this because it's question mark followed by a comma
how about a retweet why don't you I don't want him thinking I'm some kind of idiot retweet
this is uh this is an update here I can't get the thing to come down there where is
the thing there it is see I sent this out I got the hashtag ignore final comma thanks
dudes news yeah yeah so now I'm gonna I'm gonna here get ready hang on should I step
out of the room here we go there it's gone would you just do this for us yeah
we'll just do this for is it where you just type a little bit more [Laughter]
would you just sit there and type for
it death lost battle you are in with Jay and all the other guys but I got news for you they all
stole that typing bit from you tonight they'll all be doing today uh last week we uh Paul and
I started tweeting and it's been very successful I honestly I was skeptical when this began and
now I'm a firm believer that you you have to it's either tweet or die tweet or die tweet or die and
and so to to start tweeting I thought I'll turn to the prince of tweeting uh Jimmy Fallon yes
it was very popular with the kids and he has his own show which by the way used to be Paul and my
show and so he's very popular so uh we it but it took three days for Jimmy Fallon to get back to
us but that's all right and so we the next day we tweeted the other Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel he got right
back to us immediately yeah and then following that I uh tweeted all of the talk show boys and
and I left out the cable twin so I'm including the cable twins now uh Stephen Colbert and Jon
Stewart I had left them out twins so so now it's Craig Ferguson and now it's uh the two jimmies
and now it's Jay Leno and now it's Conan O'Brien and the k able twins am I leaving anybody else
yes the man comes on way late after everybody uh Carson Daly Carson Daly oh that's all right
um so now and people have said to me that you have to if you want to hear and by the way
look at this can you say I don't know if you can see this uh we have 17 people following us now
that's big yeah we get to be 20 and the checks start rolling oh that's yeah yeah there's another
here's another tweet check so I'm reaching out to uh it's here's what I've done Paul tipped
me hip to me to this when we were looking for Jimmy Fallon uh we started out with the dude
yeah go right and and then three days later he he got it and called us right back yeah so uh
I hashtagged this one I don't know if you can see that you got to have a hashtag yeah right
there it is and he wrote you wrote the word yeah you just wrote the word that's okay so
now I have now hello boys oh but here I got to get my uh hello boys yeah wait a minute I got
the well now I don't know something happened now it's gone every time I touch something
it goes look at that well we won't be taking off for a while well somebody please come in
and fix my device I just moved the mouse you saw me I didn't do anything I wasn't screwing around
how did that pop up there like that now get all right I see the thing is not supposed to be there
okay it's gone put the thing down here because that's where okay thank you very much nice job
so this is uh for all of the boys holiday spirits and I've decided I'm declaring
a truce I'm I'm bearing the hatchet uh I like all of these guys and I've said some
horrible things about Jay Leno in the past and people say Dave why are you so
hard on Jay why do you see these terrible things about Jan you know it's just fun
you know what that is yeah so that's the only reason just fun as always so now I'm
calling for an end to this we all become uh Brothers brotherhoods in uh uh you know yeah
so it's all of us and the cable twin so here it goes get ready and it says hello boys do
you like monkeys riding dogs me too that's the kind of exactly get ready Anton here it goes
did it go I don't know I can't did it go [Music]
yeah I screwed this up uh I forgot to mention that on the show tonight we would have monkeys and dogs
so now I've amended it's a watch tonight monkey's dog so now I'm going to send that off
ready there it goes okay
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