Before I begin...
(Sniff)
(Exhale)
Can I please do it again?
please
Okay. Go
Go
It was a lovely, gorgeous evening
In Porthcawl, South Wales
When I decided to go down Porthcawl
To get an ice cream, raspberry ripple
(Stuttering)
Where's Porthcawl?
In South Wales.
It's the seafront.
Okay, the seaside, yeah?
Yeah
Okay, go
Sorry, the seaside
You're thoughts on Elliot's black tooth?
Ha! It's bloody disgusting.
(Laughing)
Notice it's like he coloured it in with a sharpie?
I think we should do that to him one day.
Just like paint all his teeth black.
Paint all his teeth black
All his teeth black.
Man! He would be devastated!
Ah
He'd be gutted!
We'll have to do it to his teeth.
Yeah?
We're gonna have to.
Matster minds.
A question I get a lot is do you feel that
Elliot's...
I'm not Georgina!
If that's what you're going to ask.
I know you're not
Well, yeah. Do we know that?
Theee...
Can you do the voice?
Hi!
Yeah!
And, picture this. Picture this
Gorgeous sunset
You have the breeze
Brushing through your hair
The smell of sand
The smell of fish and chips
And at that moment, when I looked up in the sky, I hear a QUAAA!
Ever since, I've been scared of the little shits.
Big white
Gorgeous bird prey
But on that day; I did not realise.
I was the prey
And that was the predator from the sky.
And all of a sudden it just SWOOPS DOWN!
And it wind my bloody tooth
Ever since
They've called me Captain Black Tooth
I'm not being ashamed of it
But I've been very pissed off about it
Here's a question a lot of people ask about Elliot's tooth
Do you feel that it has it's own personality?
Oh, definitely. Yeah. I think it talks to him.
The black tooth talks?
Yeah.
He says he's had nicknames like black sparrow
Black tooth sparrow
I honestly think that tooth is like his consciousness
His consciousness?
Gee
It goes really deep!
(Laughing)
Yeah
Anyway, it's been nice speaking to you, Chris
Thanks for you're thoughts on blacktooth
Georgina. Ahem!
Shut up!
So...
Realistically, I want the UK to get rid of seagulls.
And
I disagree with all
No, I don't disagree with all birds. Just big white ones like them.
And it's a very (Sniff)
COME ON ELLIOT
Get past this. You can get past this
I've been
I don't want to talk about it anymore, okay?
Thank you for watching
♪♫♩
Elliot! What the heck! How'd you hit it, Elliot!?
You should have jumped higher, Elliot!
Main vein!
What do you mean; Main vein?
The main vein in you're foot!
Look!
Oh my god! Bro, are you okay?
I'm... That's a main vein!
Main Vein!
Ambulance!
It's not a main vein you donk, Elliot
9-11!
Elliot, come on!
9-99!
What? You're fine! Get up!
Look what you've done to my drone!
Look at my poor baby!
This is my third drone, Elliot!
My third one! and you've... Ahh!
I mean I guess it's in one piece. This one is
You should stop recording then, shouldn't you.
(Laughing)
Elliot! Where are you going?
Water!
Ben: Look at my drone! Elliot: yeah! it's fine.
You see?
That is about that much blood loss
If you're not playing Pokémon, you're sex life's gone