- [Brad] Our boat's leaking. (plane engine roars)
(Brad laughs)
- [Robyn] Who hoo.
(Brad laughs)
- [Brad] We gotta do this device to get the water out
of the boat, it's absolutely bucketing with water here.
- Bucketing.
- [Brad] Bucketing, we're heading to the eye of the storm.
What time is it? - Oh, hello.
- [Brad] Seven o'clock in the morning, we're about
to go into torrential rain. - [Robyn] Yeah, it's rainy.
- [Brad] This is the boat ride, back to Waisai,
and it's about an hour.
- [Robyn] Fuck (laughs).
- [Brad] Hey, I'm really hoping by this time we get there,
it's gonna thin out though but it's moving across,
it's moving down there.
("Brotato Chips" by Mikey Geiger)
- [Brad] How're you feeling?
- I'm feeling so inspired, like I'm lapping this right now.
- [Brad] We're dripping wet, look.
- No, I'm not loving this right now (Brad laughs),
I'm trying to be optimistic, but look,
("Coconut Island" by Triads) look at this.
We got an hour left.
Ah!
- [Brad] Quick, hurry up. (laughs)
Keep going.
- What, just using (mumbles)--
- [Brad] Don't stop, don't stop.
(background noise drowns out other sounds)
- Ah, man, this is crazy, this is crazy,
I've never been on a boat like this,
in the middle of the ocean, pouring down with rain.
Man this is insane, this is insane.
We're so wet right now, and it's like another half an hour
on this boat, it's like a one hour boat ride
from the homestay to Waisai, and then we gotta get
a ferry from Waisai to Sorong.
[Brad] Where are we?
- We're in a boat, it's pissing down with rain,
in the middle of Indonesia, on the way to the site
to catch a ferry.
- [Brad] She's in the foetal position (laughs).
- It's so cold, really really cold.
What?
(Brad laughs)
How much longer?
- [Brad] An hour.
- They're getting low,
look they're opening the clouds (laughs).
- Who hoo! - Who hoo!
- Okay, what just happened?
- [Robyn] We just came through a massive storm, massive.
- [Brad] Yeah.
- Massive torrential rain fall, six metre swells--
(laughs)
- That's not true.
- That's how it felt, that's how it felt.
- The ocean's flat but man, it rain's so much,
it rains so much, that we had to get a bucket
to bucket the water, you gotta bucket to bucket
the water over the boat, we're lucky to be here.
- We've come out the other side, there's an opening
in the cloud, the sea is pretty rough, it's not exactly--
- It's not rough.
(laughs)
- [Robyn] The guy who got scared by this--
- That's not rough, that's not rough (laughs).
- No, it's actually right, it's not rough,
but we did, we are drenched, about absolutely drenched.
- Now we're freezing and still got ferry to catch
after this which is how (mumbles) two hours,
an hour and a half? - An hour and a half.
- An hour and a half, no (mumbles) in the ferry to Sorong,
and we're soaking wet and this is the first lake,
of how many lakes?
(Robyn cries)
I don't know how many lakes there are--
- Well, I remember it was like nine.
- Nine lakes.
- Maybe we have one more because we're actually staying
in Serong for the night.
- Yeah, so we got a lot ("Brotato Chips")
of travelling ahead of us.
We're soaking wet but we're here,
we're finally pulling into Waisai.
Ah, finally, okay pull that, okay we're pulling
up to Waisai and now, anker girl (crosstalk), anker girl.
(foreign language)
- This one?
(foreign language)
- [Brad] Hey, very good girl (laughs), do dance.
This boat is like the Titanic compared to ours,
look at the size of it, we're in this little tiny--
- [Robyn] It is a ferry.
- Yeah, I know, but it's like look at this,
look what we're in though, we're in a fishing boat.
(boat engine roars)
- [Man] Okay, so you can step in here, ja?
- [Robyn] Okay, thanks.
- Alright.
- [Man] Careful.
("Brotato Chips")
- [Robyn] Ah, (Brad laughs).
- [Brad] Look at all the crabs.
(foreign language)
Good morning everybobdy, it's close past eight
in the morning, the 30th of May, 2018,
it's raining here, I'm in Waisai, with Robyn.
"Welcome to Raja Ampat Island", so literally just arrived
here on the small fishing boat, literally this is the privat
own, and we just come from (mumbles) Island,
it's raining right now,
("Brotato Chips")
I've just changed my clothes,
Robyn and I got absolutely saturated.
Catch a flight from Serong back to Denpasar, Bali,
so it's raining, I've changed my clothes,
because before we got absolutely saturated
on that little fishing boat that brought us
from (mumbles) Island to here in Waisai, Raja Ampat,
so this is where I am right now, check this out.
This this sign Raja Ampat behind me, just bought two
ferry tickets, 100 thousand rupee each,
and about to jump on this little boat,
hopefully it doesn't rain.
Hopefully we don't get wet on that,
and than, I think it's about an hour
and 40 minutes back to Sorong,
and it was just nice to have a good shower.
("Brotato Chips")
Nice, hot shower after six days of cold bucket showers.
(pop music)
They play the loudest music on this ferry.
The loudest music, they've turned it down now.
(sings)
(pop)
We almost...
We're over it guys, we just wanna get home.
("Brotato Chips")
(Indian music)
Everything's wrapped in plastic,
it's a brand new car or something?
Or you kill people?
Alright, so it's 10 o'clock in the morning, 30th
of May, 2018, we're back in Sorong, we're off
to our hotel, Fave Hotel.
(car beeps)
it's been very tiring
and we just want a warm shower, that's it.
("Casing Light" by Rob Fleming)
Just a warm shower, would be nice.
Cool, thank you so much.
Look at this proper, proper, proper food.
20 past 12, 30th of May, 2018, we're staying
at Fave as in favourite, Fave Hotel here in Sorong,
Indonesia, I was gonna say Philippines (laughs).
We're so relieved (background noise), sorry,
they do a soundcheck in the other room,
we're so relieved, we're so happy that
the first time in a week, six days we're actually
eating the resemblance of food (laughs).
(Robyn breathes)
Seriously, we're been eating green pancakes, rice,
mixed vegetables, which I don't mind--
- Sorry guys, I'm just going ahead,
I'm not waiting (laughs).
- We're haven't eaten anything, except, what did we had?
Rice, what's that been typical--
- Rice, green, bright green pancakes with chocolate inside,
breakfast we'd have that, we'd have Nasi Goreng.
- [Brad] Every day, three times a day.
- Well, rice everyday, but Nasi Goreng we'd have
in the mornings, if there was an alternative
to the pancakes.
We'd even have vegetables for breakfast.
- Three meals a day.
- [Robyn] Same thing really.
- The same shit everyday,
("Coconut Island")
the same shit, everyday.
- [Robyn] Yeah.
It's not effective.
- So, (mumbles).
(laughs)
- You gotta already knock me out with that,
don't you, you gonna hurt me.
(Brad mutters)
(screams)
- Not with a pink pillow (mumbles).
(Robyn laughs)
This is your pillow.
[Brad] Aright, here's my money, just use all my money,
you know the drill, haven't you done that before,
haven't you?
- Sure--
- [Brad] She's--
- I'm looking for--
- [Brad] Ah, of course, you don't have enough,
that's always the case.
- No, no you see (Brad laughs), you're terrible.
Horrible, horrible.
- Yeah, so alright we've just left the airport,
now we're looking for a driver in Bali,
to take us to accommodation,
do you have any idea, where we're staying?
("Coconut Island")
We've made it to our hotel, we're both very tired, cheers.
(glass clicks)
To us.
- To us.
("Coconut Island")