>>
>> HELLO,
>> HELLO, EVERYONE. WELCOME TO "TONIGHT WITH
CASSIDY."
CASSIDY."
CASSIDY." IT IS TUESDAY NIGHT, IT IS GAME
THAT RIGHT NOW.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING OUR
SHOW, INSTEAD OF THIS PORTION
OF THE BLAZERS GAME.
BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT THINGS ARE
HAPPENING BUT, WE ALSO KNOW
THAT THE SECOND HALF IS THE
PART THAT YOU REALLY HAVE TO
WATCH.
WATCH.
WATCH. THANK YOU FOR HANGING OUT WITH
US.
US.
US. IN
US. IN THE MEANTIME, THE BLAZERS
ARE PLAYING THE WARRIORS RIGHT
NOW.
NOW.
NOW. WE
NOW. WE ARE READY TO PLAY OUR OWN
BASKETBALL THEMED GAME.
YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED.
I'M NOT GOOD AT BASKETBALL.
YOU MAY KNOW WHO IS.
RICK, YOU ARE ROCKING SOME OF
YOUR BLAZERS GEAR.
YOU HAVE DESIGNED ALL OF THESE
BEAUTIFUL T-SHIRTS.
BEAUTIFUL T-SHIRTS. AND, I HAVE ZACH BEHIND THE
CAMERA TO BLAME FOR THIS GAME
BECAUSE HE CAME UP WITH THE
GAME CALLED SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE.
REALLY?
REALLY?
REALLY? WE JUST HAVE TO DRIBBLE THE
BASKETBALL, WE HAVE TO SCRIBBLE
A DRAWING.
A DRAWING. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS,
YOU DID TELL ME YOU PLAY
BASKETBALL YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
YOU ALSO DESIGN THINGS FOR A
LIVING.
LIVING.
LIVING. ARE YOU GOOD AT DRAWING?
>> YES.
>> YES.
>> YES. I'D LIKE TO SAY I AM.
>> ME NEITHER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, I CAN'T JUDGE THIS.
I WOULD JUST SAY I'M GOING TO
WIN EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW I'M
GOING TO LOSE.
WE HAVE OUR HOST FOR THIS
EVENING, DAN HAGGERTY.
>> I WAS ALSO TOLD I'D BE GIVEN
THE RESPONSIBILITY OF
EXPLAINING THE GAME.
WHICH YOU ALREADY WENT OVER.
>> EXPLAIN WHAT TO DO WHILE I
FOCUS ON THE STRATEGY.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
GAME IS CALLED DRIBBLE SCRIBBLE.
DRIBBLE A BASKETBALL WHILE
DRIVING A HAND WITH THE OTHER.
DO WE HAVE A MONITOR?
>> ALL!
>> ALL!
>> ALL! DRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!
DRIBBLE SCRIBBLE! >> OKAY, SO, THERE IS YOUR
INSPIRATION, FOLKS.
INSPIRATION, FOLKS. HERE IS YOUR BASKETBALL.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
>> WAIT, OKAY.
I NEED A BASKETBALL.
OKAY, I'M STRESSED OUT.
>> YOU ARE GOING TO BE
FANTASTIC.
FANTASTIC. I DID A BASKETBALL CAMP ONE
TIME WHEN I WAS 10 AND REALIZED
I WAS TOO SHORT TO PLAY
BASKETBALL.
BASKETBALL. >> HOW MUCH TIME?
>> 30 SECONDS.
>> AND, BEGIN.
THIS IS THE WORST IDEA WE'VE
EVER HAD.
EVER HAD.
EVER HAD. ALSO THE BEST IDEA.
WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DROPPED THE
BALL?
BALL?
BALL? HE
BALL? HE HAS BECOME AN ELF I THINK.
HOW ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?
>> HANGING TOUGH.
HE'S GOT BIG, BLACK EYES, AND
THEN, LIKE, A MOUTH.
THIS IS THE WORST.
OH, MY GOD.
BUT HE IS, LIKE, HEY.
>> WOW.
>> WOW.
>> WOW. BOTH OF YOU ARE TERRIBLE.
>> I THINK I'M AS SWEATY AS THE
BLAZERS ARE RIGHT NOW.
>> SO, I'M SCARED OF MINE.
>> TAKE THIS PEN BEFORE SOMEONE
GETS HURT.
GETS HURT. SO, I JUDGE NOW.
THIS IS BEFORE I PICK THE
WINNER.
WINNER.
WINNER. JURORS LOOKS MOST LIKE LAYS.
THOUGH, YOU BARELY DRIBBLED THE
BALL AT ALL.
AND, ALMOST CHEATED.
>> WAIT, HOW DID I CHEAT?
>> YOURS LOOKS LIKE A MICKEY
MOUSE THAT ATE SOMETHING HE IS
ALLERGIC TO.
ALLERGIC TO. >> YOU DID GET THE HEAD SHAPE.
>> BUT BECAUSE OF THE
TECHNICALITY OF HAVING TO
DRIBBLE THE ENTIRE TIME AND
BECAUSE WE SHOULD BE NICE TO
OUR GUESTS, I'M GOING TO AWARD
THE VICTORY TO HIM.
>> I'M LEAVING.
I'M GOING TO WATCH THE GAME.
DAN, YOU WILL TAKE OVER FROM
HERE?
HERE?
HERE? >>
HERE? >> NO.
>> NO.
>> NO. >>
>> NO. >> NO?
>> NO?
>> NO? OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY. WELL, WE ACTUALLY HAVE THINGS
TO TALK ABOUT.
BECAUSE, CONGRATULATIONS, THAT
WAS AMAZING, GREAT GAME.
I CAN'T TALK.
THANK YOU, DAN.
I'M EXHAUSTED.
I'M EXHAUSTED. OKAY, THIS SHIRT RIGHT HERE,
LILLARD MacCALLUM, 2020.
YOU JUST RELEASED A NEW
COLORWAY OF THAT SHIRT.
CAN PEOPLE GET IT?
>> YES, THEY CAN.
THIS IS THE WHITE VERSION.
WE ARE CLOSING THIS OUT AND
BRINGING IN MINT FOR SUMMER.
WE ARE GOING TO RUN THIS ALL
THE WAY THROUGH 2020.
IT IS CALLED THE PEOPLE'S
CHOICE TEE.
CHOICE TEE. AND, THERE IS A REASON FOR IT.
MILLER MacCALLUM.
MILLER MacCALLUM. GO, BLAZERS.
GO, BLAZERS. LET'S DO THIS.
>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
I KNOW WE ARE NOT LOOKING AT
THE SCORE AT THIS EXACT SECOND
BECAUSE WE ARE DOING OTHER
THINGS.
THINGS.
THINGS. >> LIKE YOU SAID, WE ARE COMING
OFF OF A STRONG WIN.
DENVER WAS A TOUGH OPPONENT AND
I'M FEELING GOOD.
>> WE TALKED TO YOU AND HAVE
YOU AT OUR LIVE SHOW OUTSIDE OF
THE