some people take in a real sports a little too seriously and even wrecked
league softball
however for one man who appears to be the El Capitan
action is that the that L who appears to be
El Capitan studied Spanish
two years awful this bad decided to write and email
and parcel sports dot com has picked it up
we're gonna Realty right now good morning gentleman I'm assuming that when
this is read your all be waking up hence the greeting
I hope we all had a good time tonight I certainly did
we have a very talented team this is rec league kickball by the way
were most likely going to win of the season and it not
World Book capital with the tournament at the end of the season we're really
that good
but it's time that I introduce you all to a very important role which if we
don't follow because
us the season it's called the five-week rule
never heard about the strength by we group have not not about
you'll notice that we demand I'll
protecting the are receiving this email it's because this rule only applies to
you
I know it's sexist it's not fair but it's the way it is
winning on the cake ball field is based on three things he sounds like Jim
Valvano
talk about three things three things rolling your faith
your family and a green bay packers
great speech waiting on the cable field is based on
three things how well the band play how well the women play
and if the women show up the skies such a winner
literally leagues are won and lost on whether or not
another women show up towards the end of the season everyone thinks cables a
great game they all wanna play
then towards the end of the season attendance tapers off
and you're begging and pleading for people to show up
to fill up the team and it doesn't happen and you forfeit in your past and
it sucks
sauce in all caps think
the main reason for this is screwing no joke
you pay some shit she's ashamed maybe you sucked at it
nonetheless obviously and she doesn't want to see you
therefore she doesn't show up again so this rule
so this rule has been created not to hinder us but to help the team
they covered as an extended challenge the school roll
the long con all caps you are not a lot of talk
anyone on the team until after week 5 is that clear enough
I can say it again if necessary but I think it was pretty clear you are
allowed to park anyone on the team until after week by
there I said it again and what failure to adhere to this rule
will result in your exclusion from the lineup public hatred and a stain
death dismemberment ball kicking not kick balls
and on the good side getting laid I don't think the letter is it worth
the former please be a team member wait a few weeks after that good
it won't matter anyway don't break up the team because if your deck
thanks redacted I'm not a brat their
anything what I'm as one word his the
basis for his assertions are talk
not like he's so sure that is because the guys having sex with
the girls on the team %uh maybe he's realized that maybe the girls on the Run
in could be the act like this so bye week 5 like
I can't shop anymore cuz where her but this guy is sending me said
emails to his dog or maybe just you know it's a the day
he's he's insane imagine how he is in do we have practice for fucking well
no I imagine how he is in their per a this guy guess their practice
I mean they could but no they didn't here in with these guys obsessed
they have practice delight to the asking price on Tuesday and Thursday
games on Saturday and Sunday I i don't wanna do your messages like this is my
job kid
he met and kickball practice like we played in gym class was like I
that's a home run just take it as good as it can literacy
I did that's pretty much it or you know how to get on base
this guy I'm and so not he teaches look tombs offers
he's probably the problem here's my thought if you're sending this
email to try and abstain your teammates from
learning and hitting on the checks cuz you know that he's that guy like come on
stop during
look away like biehl with a lot you know like is probably that guy
maybe he tried but
like at the same time his seriousness
up the sport and Rec meet kickball purely kickball got to him
any tried getting with checks he couldn't get the checks
and then suddenly now is trying to turn everyone
he's trying to change the psyche others teammates to go
on you know I would particular to I think I may I'm not as an aspect of the
story that I missed
just like collegiate guys are on sale was Leslie Amanda grown asking these
people either
out of college yeah but potentially may late 20's to early 30's
really yeah oh my god probably by I was thinking like
in a mural typist up I would think this is still like nineteen a 20-year-old
I mean it easily could be I had but I would hope but it's another time whether
the sanctions apply to schools in a mirror leave me like
I would hope for their sake that it is twenties
all the twenties commit on lit that a car anybody's worsen arether
to school and this is just some say you pick up so whoever does the thing is
maybe these women have
lives night well played me to go into
work it see maybe they can't make
for like a ball practice while the Sun is still out the bid was
so the parcel writers as what a tremendous decade
I played in a couple kickball league let me tell you that three things that
matter in coed kickball
getting drunk pretending here and you're nodding already
pretending you're getting exercise left playing the sport
and at his word bathing the girls on the team slash
in the league in then put something without pants on and and
play kickball appeal almost need it this could be wrong
but I feel like you a maybe there's an explosion in kickball popular reasons
the movie was out
I seem so to be I think that's what helped out well
kickball moving here the me when I'm still a rose dollars while saddam
but dust DEP duck dive and dodge
now yet never sought that's what those acabo de
I'll the last thing that he says that I read nowhere
on that list is winning the kickball league well put sir
wellpoint you're going out there having fun maybe run like twice
that's pretty much it you know you develop
EU you develop that relationship with teammates makes brands
ex-girlfriends nap when after the games
you going to drink yeah exactly you know doesn't show up
this have been you too distraught over the 827 Moscow discovery at next week's
plays
he's too distraught over the 827 loss they suffered on field three
as the drowning these are you tape I got I hope
ok