Welcome to RealiTea, the show where Dad dives into a big cup of juicy drama gossip rumor tea.
This week on RealiTea,
we continue investigating the five ominous YouTubers who all have the wrong idea of Dad.
Five people who have a very strong influence over the world,
and are ruining Dad's average normal human man reputation!
And one in particular named Nexpo,
who is now suing Dad for slander after his last episode of RealiTea.
Dad has done a lot of research in this past month,
and even traveled far from Town, and discovered the truth.
And a pathetic lawsuit won't stop Dad now.
So sit back and enjoy a hot cup of Dad's...
RealiTea.
Dad discovered last time in a series of hidden clues in their YouTube URLs
that they were communicating with each other about the cult they belong to.
A "Dark Party", if you will.
Well, after the episode of RealiTea came out,
the Dark Party sure didn't respond well.
They don't appreciate being exposed.
In a series of online responses, they denied all claims of being in the Dark Party.
But they also slipped up, and Dad was there to see.
Night Mind outright admitted to being a cult in Dad's 100,000 subscriber livestream.
Inside a Mind admitted on Twitter,
And Loey, while in a Night Doc stream, said, "Don't talk about the cult here," then deleted it.
and made a basic attempt at a cover-up.
And the Masque from Connect the Dots...
I mean...
Just look at him!
Come on.
Case closed.
And Nexpo admitted on Discord.
He quickly deleted his statement as well, when he saw that Dad was watching.
Well...
Dad is ALWAYS watching everyone.
That's what the best YouTubers in the universes do, after all!
Dad did so much investigating that he gained access to a private chat between the Dark Party,
and they sure do talk about some spooky stuff.
When Dad tries to screen grab their conversations, the words disappear!
Must be a cult privacy setting.
Dad did manage to snag a picture of Nexpo's spooky dog.
Warning: this image is incredibly unusual.
Only look if you enjoy being incredibly uncomfortable.
Ahhh!
Dad couldn't show it too long.
It's so bizarre!
What are they talking about in there?
So as you can see...
something is going on here.
Why would a group of people get so upset with Dad
just because he wants them to stop saying incorrect things about him?
Dad is an average, regular guy!
Nothing odd to see.
Dad lives with his perfect, happy family in Town, and just wants to sing pop songs to everyone!
Why can't they leave Dad alone?
Dad knew he wasn't going to find all the answers online.
He had to get visual proof of his own.
But, before Dad gets into that, let's talk about the real gossip.
What went down...
in Nexpo's Discord?
So,
everyone knows that Town, USA has a very strong server in it.
That's how Dad is able to upload YouTube videos every week.
We love the server.
It provides us thick upload and download speeds.
[audio distortion]
Come on, Dad.
The server also allows Dad to access any website inside the web,
and overrides all passwords.
Dad pays for the premium package.
And it's all legal, since I pay for it.
So,
Dad took advantage and went into Nexpo's server, looking for information on the Dark Party.
I may have changed the server name to Dadscord Two and goofed around a little bit while I was in there.
Innocent fun, really.
But boy, oh boy...
did they not appreciate that.
There was an actual all-out civil war between Dad's subs and Nexpo's subs.
It got very ugly.
[Nexpo:] This this little stunt you're pulling on both Night Docs and now my server...
Oh, man. Oh, buddy. I'm sorry, but... [notification pings]
But lawyers are gonna come at ya.
[Dad:] Nexpo, did you watch Dad's video?
[Nexpo:] The one up about the cult?
[Dad:] Yes. [Nexpo:] When he was slandered?
[Dad:] How do you feel about Dad's true facts?
[Nexpo:] I feel like your facts are fake.
And now you're taking over my own server, my own Discord server?
Is this some sort of stunt?
[Dad:] Do you know how you feel right now?
That's how Dad fell down he discovered you said Dad was not a human and Dad is being controlled.
Dad's life is very real, and Dad is a real human average normal type of human dad.
[Nexpo:] This is not funny.
[Dad:] So you don't plan on dropping the lawsuit now that Dad has taken over your Discord?
[Nexpo:] Nope, this is called...
blackmail.
And I'm not giving it to it.
[Dad:] Who are you working with?
Are you in the Dark Party?
[Nexpo:] I'm not working with anyone.
What- why would you suggest that I'm working with someone? I'm not.
[Dad:] Dad saw your secret chat with Loey, Night Mind, Inside a Mind...
What are you talking about?
[Nexpo:] How'd you know-
I'm not in a chat. What are you talking-?
[Dad:] How did Dad know what? [Nexpo:] How did you know I'm not in a chat...
I am NOT in a chat, Dad.
[Dad:] Oh yeah? [Nexpo:] There is no such thing.
[Dad:] Do you want Dad to post the screen grab in the chat right now?
[Nexpo:] There is no chat.
No Dark Party.
No group texts. Nothing.
Just stop talking about it.
[Dad:] Dad just posted a picture. [Female mod:] He's leaking them now.
[Nexpo:] Can somebody- can we get a mod?
And please, we need to kick Dad.
[Dad:] You guys were speaking about demons, and other spooky things.
Dad is not spooky.
[Male mod:] Yeah, I'm here.
[Female mod:] We can't fix it. We can't fix it.
[Male mod:] I was at work all day. I came back home,
and I've lost administrative control over the server and I don't know what the [bleep] happened.
[Dad:] Nexpo, say that again.
[Discord user:] I believe he is asking how FOOD ended up in Night Docs's pantry.
[Nexpo:] Yeah.
[Dad:] How does Santa leave presents under the tree?
[Nexpo:] The thing is, Dad, about your little analogy...
Santa doesn't leave gifts that make people brainwashed.
[Dad:] Um, what about League of Legends?
[scattered chatter and laughter] [Discord user:] He got you there.
[Nexpo:] He got me.
[scattered chatter and laughter]
[Nexpo:] Oh my God.
[Dad:] Then, when the smoke cleared, Nexpo was pretty ticked off.
So upset that he left the server altogether and made a new private one.
Don't worry.
Dad got in that one too.
Premium internet.
But all that finally caused Nexpo to mail out the lawsuit on Dad.
Dad'll be sure to throw it in the garbage when it comes.
So that's where Dad and Nexpo currently stand.
We used to be best friends,
but Nexpo turned on Dad after Dad asked him to fix his video and say nothing is odd about Dad.
Instead, he chose...
naughty boy activity and greed.
You'd think someone with one million subs wouldn't need more money.
Suing an innocent dad who only has 100,000 subscribers.
Dad will show him.
Dad will get his own million subs,
and sue Nexpo for suing Dad.
Well, Nexpo and Co., get ready to be busted wide open,
because Dad recently went on vacation with Family to the far off place called Burg.
And when in Burg, Dad happened to see a familiar face on the streets.
The one and only spooky boy Jamie from Inside a Mind.
Dad sees your face now.
So... Dad followed him.
And you won't believe where he went.
A pub.
The perfect place for naughty boys and naughty gatherings.
And before he enters, he has a super sus look around to make sure no one was watching.
Well, Jamie...
Dad is watching.
And Dad saw that he went into one of the pubs in the town of Burg that has a pretty dark past.
The Bear and Staff Pub.
On the Bear and Staff Pub website,
they say, "The pub counts villains and celebrities in its considerable history."
"One landlord lost his license on proof of Sunday trading and robbery!"
"It was once frequented by Charlie Chaplin, and our restaurant is named in his honor."
Of course.
He's going into an infamous villain meeting place.
Where else would the sinister Dark Party meet?
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Dad knew to follow his instincts.
This just proves Dad's case.
Well, Dark Party, Dad busted you wide open.
And don't think you can take advantage of Dad anymore, because Dad is not alone.
He gathered some of his own friends to watch his back.
You may have heard of Fredrik Knudsen,
Barely Sociable,
Edwins Generation,
and Night Docs.
Well, Night Docs was with Dad until Nexpo interfered.
Dad's still working on that.
All of these very powerful YouTubers believe Dad when he says he's a totally normal average regular guy.
So they decided to join him, and stand by his side, and form our very own...
Innocent Normal Friendship Club,
unlike that spooky cult.
You might want to think twice about messing with Dad now, Dark Party,
because the Quantum Cul-de-sac... is not to be reckoned with.
Thanks for watching, subs!
Tune in next week as Dad dives into the real-life strange mystery of a young woman named Elisa Lam.
She befell a sad death, and in the same hotel as the Black Dahlia.
Dad will visit this hotel and see if he can find the truth.
Until then,
tip your cup to know what's up,
then you'll see...
RealiTea.
Goodbye.