You going to say grace?
I'm not saying grace. You know I don't believe in it.
I don't care if you don't believe in it, Jess.
When your father asks you to do something, you do it.
But you always say grace! Why would I say anything out?
And I'm not about to do it again this year.
(Jeffrey Jr.): Uncle Larry, I film all the time. It's fine.
Isn't that kinda messed up?
(Jeffrey Jr.): Shut the fuck up, Tom! You fucking asshole!
Wow! Okay.
I want you to do it! You always do it, Dad! Come on!
Could you please stop arguing about who's going to say grace?
But I don't want to do it.
Just say grace. Just say grace, please.
Thank you.
Gets what he wants one more time.
Everyone please bow your heads.
Dear Lord, thank you for the food that's been disavowed upon us.
Dear Lord, thank you for the friends and family that have joined us this evening.
And Dear Lord please...
And oh God I emphasize "please."
Find Jesse a job come Monday morning.
Dear Lord we pray. Amen.
(Applause)
(Jeffrey Jr.): Amen!
Again with the sarcasm?
It's not sarcasm, Jess.
Why do you embarrass me in front of the whole family?
I want you to get a job.
I have a job! I work for you as always! Isn't that enough for you?
No no no no no! That's plenty good enough, Jess!
It's just at some point your going to have to get a job on your own. I can't keep giving you "hand-outs."
But you wanted me to work for you! Why aren't you happy about it?
(Jeffrey Jr.): 'Cause you don't do shit!
Just say something that your thankful for.
Just say something that your thankful for, and then we can all start eating.
(Jeffrey Jr.): Yeah! Come on, Jess.
Listen to your mother. Please.
Okay. Something that I'm thankful for?
Yes.
Alright. Everybody bow your heads.
Great.
I'm thankful for the chicken and the food that's in front of us.
It looks delicious and I'm sure it's going to be good 'cause it's from Walmart.
Pretty much everything we eat is from Walmart.
I'm thankful for video games. I love video games.
I love "Lost Vikings." It was an excellent game for Nintendo.
I love "Donkey Kong."
And I admire Master Chief.
Master Chief is a hell of a man.
More of a man than my father.
Wow.
So a fucking video game character is better than me, Jess?
Yes, he is!
(Jeffrey Jr.): He's a hell of a man.
Oh, come on!
Your gonna say that?
Your going to make fun of our religion?
Your going to make me look like an asshole in front of the whole family?
I'm making you look like one!
With the way your acting, you're not part of the family.
I'm not part of the family? What do you mean?
No. With the way you're acting, you're not part of this family.
I'm not part of the family? Are you kidding me?!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (Flips table)
You hit me with a chicken!!
(Jeffrey Jr.): What the fuck?
AND YOU'RE VIDEO TAPING?
(Flips table)
(Jeffrey Jr.): Jesus Christ!
Calm down! What ails you, Jess?
Why does anything ail me? You're saying I'm not part of the family?!
You're not part of the family because you're acting that way!
This is ridiculous in this household! I can't believe that you say I act like this!
(throws a nice pie)
(Jeffrey Jr.): Those are nice pies.
I'm not part of the family! It's embarrassing to me!
GET THE HELL UPSTAIRS!
I'm done with this family!
And you! Oh well for a Thanksgiving video! Huh?
(Jeffrey Jr.): Yeah. You don't like it?
FUCK YOU!
Come on, Tom. Help. Will ya?
Alright.
(Jeffrey Jr.): Aw man! He broke the bowl!
That kid's gonna be...
That kid's gonna be the death of me.
Fucking kid's gonna be the death of me.
Stop, please!
(Jeffrey Jr.): Poor table!
(Parker): Grow up!
(Jeffrey Jr.): Shut the fuck up, Parker!
(Jeffrey Jr.): Oh jeez!
Go niners!