- Cheers. (clinking)
- To us. (upbeat jazz music)
Did you know that your target demo
is lumberjack men in Ohio?
- That makes me very happy. - Isn't that cool?
(clinking) - I lost her cat
like four times.
Pretty sure he was gay.
(laughing) (clinking)
- Is that dishwasher soap?
(laughing)
- Shake shake!
Yanni, I need a man.
(dinging) (upbeat music)
- With me is one of the best comics working today,
Fortune Feimster.
- Beth! - Thank you for being here.
- Thanks for having me.
- I was thinking we kick things off
with a little ice breaker.
You might not know this,
but my college sweetheart actually introduced me to you.
- That makes me very happy. - Isn't that cool?
Then of course he showed me your Instagram.
- I do these, you know, silly ice cream dances online.
Honestly it's just an excuse to eat ice cream.
- So if I hand you my phone
will you direct me in a music video?
- Yeah sure will.
Be careful. - But do we have music that--
- Be careful.
Now this is a sexy song so you're going to want to
put a lot of like sexy moves into it.
(upbeat sensual music)
There you go.
A spin on the chair is nice.
You got to get seductive with it.
(laughing)
I like to add some body rolls.
- Okay, from the other side.
- [Fortune] Uh huh, boom. - But I got to keep eating.
- Yeah, sometimes I throw in a twirl.
(laughing) - I twirled when you twirled!
(laughing)
- There you go.
- I actually have to pee a little bit.
- Okay well do it.
(laughing)
Woo hoo!
All the crew calm down.
- [Beth] Did I get ice cream on my face?
- Just a little bit right there,
but that means it was good.
(electronic music)
- Okay Fortune with only 60 seconds on the clock,
we're going to compete to make the perfect mixed drink.
Yanni, what are we making today?
- Today we're going to be making
(whooshing) a watermelon margarita.
Go!
- Oh okay.
- Is this a screw? (popping)
- I got to get tequila.
- [Yanni] You do need the tequila, yes.
- We got to drink responsibly.
- Oh oh oh!
- What is this?
Oh!
Is that dishwasher soap?
(laughing)
Is this a cookie?
- [Yanni] It is a cookie.
- Oh wait, watermelon.
You got to put watermelon in it
and then a veggie stick.
- It's snack time over here.
- [Beth] I need an extension.
- You need an extension?
Well we've got about 15 seconds.
- Dang it I put the wrong thing in it.
- This is some crab cocktails right here.
- Did you light the,
we're making s'mores now okay.
- Oh my gosh cool! (laughing)
- Ten. - Wait!
- Nine. - Wait!
- [Yanni] Eight.
- Shake you got to shake!
- [Yanni] Eight and a half.
Seven. (clinking)
Six.
- [Fortune] It's stuck.
- [Yanni] Five. - Yanni, I need a man!
- [Yanni] Four. - Wait Yanni, I need a man.
- Three. - I can't I'm a lady.
- Two. - Hold on.
- One.
Pour your drinks.
Get it going.
(clanking)
No you, yeah!
There it is.
Three.
(dinging) All right all right,
let's taste the drink.
- Got my secret ingredient in it.
You'll never guess.
What do you think, Yanni?
- It's--
- Describe all the flavors
happening in your mouth right now.
- Got some lime going on in there.
- Yeah we got lime.
- There is tequila.
- Tequila, we have a delightful blanco
from Don Julio.
- Let's try Beth's.
- Wait, there were more flavors in there!
(laughing)
- [Yanni] My palette I think is just a little--
- It's overwhelmed.
- [Yanni] It's a little numb. - It's overwhelmed.
- [Beth] I have an addition maybe to make.
- I feel like you like mine better.
- He's going back for more!
- Whatever, Yanni.
You don't even know.
- It's close.
- Did you see me shake?
- Winner, winner.
Host. - On my own show!
I paid him. - [Yanni] Beth Stelling.
(clapping) Thank you so much!
- Thank you.
- I believe we're going to get kicked out of this bar.
Thanks for being here, Fortune.
For real.
- It was my greatest pleasure.
- Everybody, watch Fortune's half hour on Netflix.
You of course see her on The Mindy Project.
You can see her on tour.
- Go to FortuneFeimster.com.
I started a podcast, Sincerely Fortune.
- I'm excited about that.
- Thanks for having me!
Should we hold hands?
- This have been Drinks Of My Life.
Thank you for watching.
Bye.
(upbeat music)