♪ Timmy is an average kid That no-one understands ♪
♪ Mom and dad and Vicky Always giving him commands ♪
Bed, twerp!
♪ The doom and gloom up in his room Is broken instantly ♪
♪ By his magic little fish Who grant his every wish cause in reality♪
♪ They are his oddparents Fairly oddparents ♪
- Wands and wings. - Floaty crowny things.
♪ Oddparents, Fairly oddparents ♪
♪ Really mod, pea pod Buff bod, hot rod♪
♪ Obtuse, rubber goose Green moose, guava juice ♪
♪ Giant snake, birthday cake Large fries, chocolate shake ♪
♪ Oddparents, Fairly oddparents ♪
♪ It flips your lid when you are a kid With fairly oddparents ♪
Yeah, right!
Well Mr. Mayor, I hope you'll vote for me in the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant.
Vicky, you'll get my vote as long as you earn it fair and square.
I admire your honesty.
Just as I am sure everyone else will admire these photos of you from the 1970s.
Those clothes were in style back then!
Tell it to the voters.
[sobbing]
Why is Vicky brown-nosing Adam West and blackmailing the mayor?
Maybe it's because Adam West and the mayor are judges in this year's
Miss Dimmsdale Beauty Pageant.
Win 10,00 dollars and be mayor for a day.
- We have to stop her! - Aw, come on.
What's the worst thing that could happen if Vicky was mayor for just one day?
[evil laughter]
9,998...
9,999...
10,000!
[laughing]
An iron-fisted dictatorship!
Weird, I expected a picnic.
We can't let that happen.
I wish I was a judge in the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant.
Awesome!
Come on, we gotta make sure whoever wins the pageant,
wins it fair and square.
And isn't Vicky.
It's just a silly beauty pageant.
What kind of an idiot would want to enter one anyway?
It's always been my dream to win the Miss Dimmsdale Beauty Pageant
fair and square.
And this is my year.
Look, my old swimsuit still fits.
And so does mine!
Hey, looking good Turner!
Dinkleberg!
Uh Dad, only women are allowed to enter the pageant.
Mm, and that is an injustice, which as Miss Dimmsdale,
I will fight to eliminate!
Quick, to the Turner-mobile!
Welcome to the Miss Dimmsdale Beauty Pageant,
where any one of these lovely ladies has a chance to win
thousands of dollars in prizes and be mayor for a day.
This is Jeff You Betcha saying judges, I don't envy your task.
So tell us, Mrs. Turner, why do you want to be Miss Dimmsdale?
Because of all the wonderful things I'd be able to do if I was
mayor for a day.
[laughing]
Weird, I was expecting an underwater utopia.
[cheering]
Hey, this is the Miss Dimmsdale Pageant.
Well, that's a Miss-take!
I'm going out there to prove men can be just as beautiful as women.
And there is nothing you can do to stop me!
You know, we were chasing Adam West, but this guy's much crazier.
I'm gonna need a bigger needle.
[screaming]
Well class, there's only one minute left before school's out.
Ah, the light! I love the light!
Which means it's time for a pop quiz!
Quick, how many seconds are there in a year?
- Oh, me, me! - Me! Pick me!
On Mars!
Uh, uh...
F! F's for everybody! Ha-ha-ha!
The dark, it's back! Ow, a paper cut!
Is it me or has Crocker gone crazy with pop quizzes?
Pop quiz!
- That's a yes. - Quick!
What is the daily recommended dosage of vitamin B12?
Too late! F! F's for everyone!
It's an F-apalooza!
All you can eat F's!
Wow, look at all the failure.
F? F? Super F?
Man, I'm so sick of all these pop quizzes!
How can I stop Crocker from surprising me?