The biggest reason why Rivaltown is better than Swellv…
[coughing]
- That’s the prank! - Get him outta here!
I’m fine! Get away from my pony!
I just I need a drink of water!
Ahh!
We need to go, Sir!
No, I need to finish my speech. Uh, great railing!
[grunting]
[screaming]
The Thousand Pranks War between Swellview and Rivaltown had raged for decades.
And soldiers from both sides had left letters to tell the tale.
Dearest Martha,
I write to you with my underwear stretched way up above my head.
A grievous injury I incurred at The Battle of Wedgie Hill.
This Prank War seems to stretch on with end in sight.
Much like my tidy whities.
I only took a tiny sip, but I gotta go real bad!
Yes, that’s why we all call you Small Bladdie Maddie and…
oh my goodness, I’ve gotta go too! Outta my way!
[cheering]
[screaming]
That’s sand lined brick!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Well, we can all go outside and pee!
Yeah, but you can’t though.
- Open the door, you fool! - I can’t! It’s locked!
Oh! My bladdie!
[yelling]
Is there a urologist in the house?
[laughing]
I can’t breathe.
My bladdie!
We’re being pranked with a capital P!
It's happening.
Ooh. Me too.
Oh!
[laughing]
Wait! Wa-wa-wait! I call that one… Urine Trouble.
[laughing]
- So, you can’t get your hands out? - No!
- Okay. Hold still! - Ow!
- Hold still! - Ow!
- You ready? - Not like this!
[screaming]
I guess you’re gonna have to shave your head!
I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.
- Oh! - What?
No!
[grumbling]
Well...
There’s only one other thing you can do.
Why do you have a Kid Danger wig?
Remember that time Captain Man and Kid Danger fought the Barber
and Henry lost all of his hair?
- Uh, no. - Exactly, because I made this wig.
Ha, ha, ha! We fooled the whole town. Moving on.
I… cast… thee… out!
Are you serious?
You're out of Danger Force!
Until this prank war is over, you shall not step foot in this Man's Nest!
You know what? Fine!
Ray, are you seriously kicking her out of Danger Force?
Yes!
Hey! What's in the envelope?
How did you know I was born in Rivaltown?
I didn't know.
You just told me.
Down the tube!
Are ya hungry for peanuts?
Yeah, sure.
For a second there, I thought you were gonna prank me.
♪ What’d ya say? ♪
♪ That you only ♪
♪ What’d ya say? ♪
♪ That you only ♪
♪ What’d ya say? ♪
♪ That you only ♪
♪ What’d ya say? ♪
How could you?
I’m sorry.
♪ That’s is all for the best Because it is ♪
[laughing]
You wanna put out that fire and save your grease?
- Sign this treaty. - And end the Prank War? Never!
Fine. Then your grease burns up and your city goes broke.
And I eat for free every time I’m there.
That’s right.
- What? - Just sign it!
I need that grease money for college and a bladder enlargement!
Sign it! Or I will throw your pony tail into the fire!
Gideon!
Fine! I’ll sign it.
That's my sister.
Baking soda covered the land and the people and, sadly, Gideon.
But the grease fire was out and The Thousand Pranks War was over.
Didn’t this all just happen yesterday?
Yeah, how did they update these documentaries so quickly?
- Elves. - Shh! They're talking about me.
Many people credit Shoutout for ending the war.
Others say it was Captain Man.
Who happens to be in the recording studio right now,
threatening to prank me right in the face.
- What? - History is written by the winners.
I’m the winners!
Not according to history.